"It Might as Well Be String" is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

Cod have become so scarce that there is nothing to make fish fingers from.

Tim invites Bill and Graeme to perform on the talent show he presents.

Goodies Holidays is creating an exciting mystery tour aboard the Orient Express for the Detectives Club, but things go astray when the train is hijacked and taken to the Le Boring Contest.

Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it is callously stolen by Bill to enter in the Grand National.

A series of too honest ads sees revenue for the Goodies' advertising agency plummet, until Tim discovers the joys of string, and Bill and Graeme set about ripping him off.

The futuristic sons of the Goodies have become bored with the extremely violent forms of modern entertainment and seek to revive something truly civilised from their fathers' era - cricket.

A concert featuring many of The Goodies' best known songs, including Cactus in my Y-Fronts, Funky Gibbon, Black Pudding Bertha, Bounce, Last Chance Dance and Wild Thing.

Lips, or Almighty Cod is an episode of the award-winng British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "Cod". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

"Hype Pressure" is an episode of the award-winng British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as "The Rock and Roll Revival". As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

Black and White Beauty is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

2001 & A Bit is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. This episode is also known as The Future of the Goodies, with the Goodies playing both their elderly selves, and versions of each other. As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

The Goodies – Almost Live is an episode of the award-winning British comedy television series The Goodies. It was the final episode of the sixth season and rather than a traditional sitcom episode was a pop concert in which they performed some of their songs, including the hit single Funky Gibbon. This episode is also known as "The Goodies in Concert". The Goodies also appear as "Pan's Grannies", which are obviously based on the dance group Pan's People.