The Best Episodes of The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 3

Every episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 3!

Ren and Stimpy are a mismatch made in animation heaven with nothing in common but a life-long friendship and an incredible knack for getting into trouble. Join them in their bizarre and gross world for some outlandish situations coupled with hilarious jokes.

Genres:AnimationSci-Fi & FantasyComedyKids

Network:Nickelodeon

Season 3 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "The Ren & Stimpy Show" season 3 is "To Salve and Salve Not!", rated 7.6/10 from 138 user votes. It was directed by Bob Camp and written by Vincent Waller, Bob Camp. "To Salve and Salve Not!" aired on 11/20/1993 and is rated 0.2 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "A Yard Too Far".

7.6/10 138 votes
#1 - To Salve and Salve Not!
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/20/1993
A salesman keeps bugging Stimpy to buy a new product, Salve. Ren gets very annoyed and tries to get him out of his house, but when he finally needs it, Stimpy buys all the cans of Salve.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Vincent Waller, Bob Camp
7.8/10 154 votes
#2 - A Yard Too Far
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 11/20/1993
Ren and Stimpy try to get food from a house (Yogi Bear-style) with a baboon guarding it.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Bob Camp
7.7/10 137 votes
#3 - Circus Midgets
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/26/1993
Ren & Stimpy have been hitch hiking for three years. They finally get a ride... from crazed circus midgets who kidnap various people, because they are in desperate need of an audience.
Director: Bob Camp, Jim Gomez
Writer: Ron Hauge, Bob Camp, Peter Avanzino
8.3/10 156 votes
#4 - No Pants Today
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 11/26/1993
After Stimpy gets out of the shower, he finds that there is not a pair of pants in the house. Ignoring Ren, who tells him that clothes are for humans, and that he doesn't need pants, he tries multiple times to find a pair of pants, without much luck. He is shunned by the outside world because he is nude. He eventually gets lost in the forest, cold, naked, and embarrassed.
Director: Bill Wray, Bob Camp
Writer: Richard Pursel

7.2/10 135 votes
#5 - Son of Stimpy
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/1993
Stimpy squeezes, and a stench is born. Ren thinks it's just a stinky fantasy, but when Stinky floats away, Stimpy abandons his friend to search through rain and snow and dark of night. It'll take a Christmas miracle for Stinky to return to his warm, snugly home!
Director: John Kricfalusi
Writer: Richard Pursel, Vincent Waller, John Kricfalusi
7.5/10 129 votes
#6 - Ren's Pecs
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/18/1993
Beach-hound Ren is busy strutting his stuff for the babes of summer when a huge hairy bully kicks sand in his face.
Director: Ron Hughart
Writer: Richard Pursel
7.6/10 136 votes
#7 - An Abe Divided
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/18/1993
Ren and Stimpy volunteer to take care of the Lincoln Memorial, until they break the head of the monument.
Director: Jim Gomez
Writer: Ron Hauge, Jim Gomez
7.6/10 142 votes
#8 - Stimpy's Cartoon Show
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 1/8/1994
Stimpy is making a cartoon when Ren appears and tries to persuade Stimpy that cartoons aren't good for the brain. When Stimpy discovers that Ren is bad for drawing he makes him producer of the cartoon. Ren takes over the credits of the cartoon and Stimpy works in a slavering way until the cartoon is finished and are invited to show the cartoon to Wilbur Cobb, "the godfather of animation".
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: N/A

6.9/10 124 votes
#9 - Jimminy Lummox
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 2/19/1994
Stimpy walks in on Ren while he tortures an ant. After concluding that Ren has no conscience, Stimpy lets Ren borrow his concience, played by guitar player Jiminy Lummox.
Director: Ron Hughart
Writer: Ron Hauge, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez
7.8/10 128 votes
#10 - Bass Masters
Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 2/19/1994
Ren & Stimpy are the hosts of a popular fishing show. They set out on a mission to catch the legendary foul mouth Bass, Albert, and Wilbur Cobb escapes from prison to come along with them.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Bob Camp, Jim Gomez
2.0/10 1 votes
#11 - Road Apples
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 3/12/1994
Ren & Stimpy pose as roadkill so they can get a ride to the desert.
Director: Howard E. Baker
Writer: Ron Hauge
6.0/10 1 votes
#12 - Ren's Retirement
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 4/2/1994
Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years". Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral, and the search for the perfect coffin.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Bill Wray, Ron Hauge, Jim Gomez

8.0/10 1 votes
#13 - Jerry the Bellybutton Elf
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 4/9/1994
Stimpy's playing with his belly button until he gets inside of it and meets an elf named Jerry.
Director: Ron Hughart
Writer: Steve Mellor
8.0/10 1 votes
#14 - Hard Times for Haggis
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 4/30/1994
Haggis MacHaggis is the host of a popular kids show - that is, until Ren and Stimpy hits the air.
Director: Chris Reccardi
Writer: Chris Reccardi, Jim Gomez
5.0/10 1 votes
#15 - Eat my cookies
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 6/4/1994
Desperate to join the Barrette Beret Girls, Ren and Stimpy have to prove themselves to the burly babes.
Director: Ron Hughart
Writer: Ron Hauge
9.0/10 1 votes
#16 - Ren's Bitter Half
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 6/4/1994
Stimpy creates a cloning liquid in his lab, and it falls into Ren's hands.
Director: Mike Kim
Writer: Ron Hauge, Bob Camp, Mike Kim

7.0/10 1 votes
#17 - Lair of the Lummox
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 7/30/1994
As hosts of their favorite TV show, Untamed World, Ren & Stimpy become voyeurs in the wild.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi