7.6/10142 votes#1 - To Salve and Salve Not!
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/20/1993
A salesman keeps bugging Stimpy to buy a new product, Salve. Ren gets very annoyed and tries to get him out of his house, but when he finally needs it, Stimpy buys all the cans of Salve.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Bob Camp, Vincent Waller
7.7/10141 votes#3 - Circus Midgets
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/26/1993
Ren & Stimpy have been hitch hiking for three years. They finally get a ride... from crazed circus midgets who kidnap various people, because they are in desperate need of an audience.
Writer: Bob Camp, Ron Hauge, Peter Avanzino
8.3/10159 votes#4 - No Pants Today
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 11/26/1993
After Stimpy gets out of the shower, he finds that there is not a pair of pants in the house. Ignoring Ren, who tells him that clothes are for humans, and that he doesn't need pants, he tries multiple times to find a pair of pants, without much luck. He is shunned by the outside world because he is nude. He eventually gets lost in the forest, cold, naked, and embarrassed.
Writer: Richard Pursel
7.3/10138 votes#5 - Son of Stimpy
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/1993
Stimpy squeezes, and a stench is born. Ren thinks it's just a stinky fantasy, but when Stinky floats away, Stimpy abandons his friend to search through rain and snow and dark of night. It'll take a Christmas miracle for Stinky to return to his warm, snugly home!
Director: John Kricfalusi
Writer: Vincent Waller, Richard Pursel, John Kricfalusi
7.5/10133 votes#6 - Ren's Pecs
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/18/1993
Beach-hound Ren is busy strutting his stuff for the babes of summer when a huge hairy bully kicks sand in his face.
Director: Ron Hughart
Writer: Richard Pursel
7.6/10145 votes#8 - Stimpy's Cartoon Show
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 1/8/1994
Stimpy is making a cartoon when Ren appears and tries to persuade Stimpy that cartoons aren't good for the brain. When Stimpy discovers that Ren is bad for drawing he makes him producer of the cartoon. Ren takes over the credits of the cartoon and Stimpy works in a slavering way until the cartoon is finished and are invited to show the cartoon to Wilbur Cobb, "the godfather of animation".
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: N/A
7.0/10127 votes#9 - Jimminy Lummox
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 2/19/1994
Stimpy walks in on Ren while he tortures an ant. After concluding that Ren has no conscience, Stimpy lets Ren borrow his concience, played by guitar player Jiminy Lummox.
Director: Ron Hughart
7.5/10131 votes
2.0/101 votes#11 - Road Apples
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 3/12/1994
Ren & Stimpy pose as roadkill so they can get a ride to the desert.
Director: Howard E. Baker
Writer: Ron Hauge
6.0/101 votes#12 - Ren's Retirement
Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 4/2/1994
Ren's feeling fine on his 10th birthday until Stimpy reminds him that he's 70 years old in "dog years". Ren prepares for death with a will, a fake funeral, and the search for the perfect coffin.
Director: Bob Camp
8.0/101 votes#13 - Jerry the Bellybutton Elf
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 4/9/1994
Stimpy's playing with his belly button until he gets inside of it and meets an elf named Jerry.
Director: Ron Hughart
Writer: Steve Mellor
8.0/101 votes#14 - Hard Times for Haggis
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 4/30/1994
Haggis MacHaggis is the host of a popular kids show - that is, until Ren and Stimpy hits the air.
Director: Chris Reccardi
Writer: Jim Gomez, Chris Reccardi
6.0/101 votes#15 - Eat my cookies
Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 6/4/1994
Desperate to join the Barrette Beret Girls, Ren and Stimpy have to prove themselves to the burly babes.
Director: Ron Hughart
Writer: Ron Hauge
7.0/101 votes#17 - Lair of the Lummox
Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 7/30/1994
As hosts of their favorite TV show, Untamed World, Ren & Stimpy become voyeurs in the wild.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi
The Best Episodes of The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 3
Every episode of The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of The Ren & Stimpy Show Season 3!
Ren and Stimpy are a mismatch made in animation heaven with nothing in common but a life-long friendship and an incredible knack for getting into...
Genres:AnimationSci-Fi & FantasyComedyKids
Network:Nickelodeon
Season 3 Ratings Summary
"To Salve and Salve Not!" is the best rated episode of "The Ren & Stimpy Show" season 3. It scored 7.6/10 based on 142 votes. Directed by Bob Camp and written by Bob Camp, Vincent Waller, it aired on 11/20/1993. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "A Yard Too Far".
