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The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 1 - Moving Out
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    #1 - Moving Out

    S1:E1

    I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 2 - Moving Day
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    #2 - Moving Day

    S1:E2

    My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 3 - Bodyguard
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    #3 - Bodyguard

    S1:E3

    Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 4 - Baby
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    #4 - Baby

    S1:E4

    I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 5 - Baby Daddy
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    #5 - Baby Daddy

    S1:E5

    Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 6 - Depressed
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    #6 - Depressed

    S1:E6

    I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 7 - Hangover
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    #7 - Hangover

    S1:E7

    I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 8 - Fight
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    #8 - Fight

    S1:E8

    I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 9 - Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    #9 - Philip Seymour Hoffman

    S1:E9

    I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 10 - Cat
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    #10 - Cat

    S1:E10

    I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.

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  11. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 11 - Back to School
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    #11 - Back to School

    S1:E11

    I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 12 - Extension
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    #12 - Extension

    S1:E12

    Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 13 - Paper
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    #13 - Paper

    S1:E13

    I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 14 - Crush
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    #14 - Crush

    S1:E14

    It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 15 - Ashleyguard
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    #15 - Ashleyguard

    S1:E15

    But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 16 - Nightmare
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    #16 - Nightmare

    S1:E16

    Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 17 - Zac Efron
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    #17 - Zac Efron

    S1:E17

    A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 18 - Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
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    #18 - Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

    S1:E18

    Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Very Mary-Kate Season 1 Episode 19 - Gun
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    #19 - Gun

    S1:E19

    Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Very Mary-Kate Season 2 Episode 1 - Recap
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    #20 - Recap

    S2:E1

    OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Very Mary-Kate Season 2 Episode 2 - Clone
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    #21 - Clone

    S2:E2

    Comet is back! Thank you, science!

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Very Mary-Kate Season 2 Episode 3 - Cheating
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    #22 - Cheating

    S2:E3

    Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Very Mary-Kate Season 2 Episode 4 - Woody Allen
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    #23 - Woody Allen

    S2:E4

    Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Very Mary-Kate Season 2 Episode 5 - Trick-or-Treat
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    #24 - Trick-or-Treat

    S2:E5

    Tricking is less calorific than treating.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Very Mary-Kate Season 2 Episode 6 - Hoffmoween
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    #25 - Hoffmoween

    S2:E6

    Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Moving Out" is the best rated episode of "Very Mary-Kate". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/31/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Moving Day".