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The Best Episodes of Very Mary-Kate

Every episode of Very Mary-Kate ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Very Mary-Kate!

The Best Episodes of Very Mary-Kate

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

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    #1 - Moving Out

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    I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.

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    #2 - Moving Day

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    My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.

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    #3 - Bodyguard

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    Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.

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    #4 - Baby

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    I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.

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    #5 - Baby Daddy

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    Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.

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    #6 - Depressed

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    I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.

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    #7 - Hangover

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    I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.

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    #8 - Fight

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    I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.

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    #9 - Philip Seymour Hoffman

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    I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.

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    #10 - Cat

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    I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.

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    #11 - Back to School

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    I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

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    #12 - Extension

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    Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

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    #13 - Paper

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    I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.

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    #14 - Crush

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    It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

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    #15 - Ashleyguard

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    But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

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    #16 - Nightmare

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    Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

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    #17 - Zac Efron

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    A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!

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    #18 - Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

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    Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.

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    #19 - Gun

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    Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

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    #20 - Recap

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    OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?

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    #21 - Clone

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    Comet is back! Thank you, science!

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    #22 - Cheating

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    Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.

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    #23 - Woody Allen

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    Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.

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    #24 - Trick-or-Treat

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    Tricking is less calorific than treating.

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    #25 - Hoffmoween

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    Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Moving Out" is the best rated episode of "Very Mary-Kate". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/31/2010. This episode scored NaN points higher than the second highest rated, "Moving Day".