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#1 - Moving Out
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/31/2010
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
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#2 - Moving Day
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/31/2010
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
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#3 - Bodyguard
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/31/2010
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
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#4 - Baby
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/31/2010
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
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#5 - Baby Daddy
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2010
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
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#6 - Depressed
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/1/2010
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
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#7 - Hangover
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2010
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
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#8 - Fight
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/1/2010
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
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#9 - Philip Seymour Hoffman
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/13/2010
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
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#10 - Cat
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/4/2010
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
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#11 - Back to School
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 4/4/2010
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
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#12 - Extension
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 4/11/2010
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
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#13 - Paper
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 4/11/2010
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
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#14 - Crush
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 4/18/2010
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
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#15 - Ashleyguard
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 4/18/2010
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
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#16 - Nightmare
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 4/26/2010
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
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#17 - Zac Efron
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 4/29/2010
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
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#18 - Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 5/3/2010
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
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#19 - Gun
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 5/3/2010
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
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#20 - Recap
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/12/2010
OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?
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#21 - Clone
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2010
Comet is back! Thank you, science!
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#22 - Cheating
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2010
Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.
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#23 - Woody Allen
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/21/2010
Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.
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#24 - Trick-or-Treat
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/26/2010
Tricking is less calorific than treating.
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#25 - Hoffmoween
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/28/2010
Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.
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The Worst Episodes of Very Mary-Kate
Every episode of Very Mary-Kate ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Very Mary-Kate!
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
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Worst Episodes Summary
"Moving Out" is the worst rated episode of "Very Mary-Kate". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/31/2010. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Moving Day".