One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.

Hired

Elaine Carroll

Photo Shoot

Fired

OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?

Recap

Clone

Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.

Cheating

Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.

Woody Allen

Tricking is less calorific than treating.

Trick-or-Treat

Hoffmoween

Excuses

The best presentation in the history of history class.

Presentation

Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.

Driving

Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.

Woody Allen 2

Naked

Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!

Bath

Presentation 2

Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.

Conference

Sexy Time

It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.

Sick

Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.

Confession

The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

Church

Vegas (1)

Vegas (2)

Vegas (3)

Vegas (4)

Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?

Gold Rush

Presentation 3

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

Hired

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