Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.

Conference Call

Elaine Carroll

Drinking Game

Shrooms

Mary-Kate’s nail art should hang in a museum.

Manicure

Lost in Translation

Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.

Breaking Up

The Oscar creeper sabotages Mary-Kate and Sarkozy’s date.

Dinner with Hoffman

Instagram

Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.

Evaluations

Mary-Kate and Jewish-Looking Girl trip into friendship.

Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.

Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.

Bad Connection

Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party.

Presentation 5

Diamonds Are My Only Friends

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

Conference Call

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