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The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 3

Every episode of King of the Hill Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 3!

Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy,...
Genres:AnimationComedyFamily
Network:FOX

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Death of a Propane Salesman" is the best rated episode of "King of the Hill" season 3. It scored 8/10 based on 556 votes. Directed by Lauren MacMullan and written by N/A, it aired on 9/15/1998. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "And They Call It Bobby Love".

  • Death of a Propane Salesman
    8.0/10556 votes

    #1 - Death of a Propane Salesman

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/1998

    Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal with his fear of dying. Meanwhile, Luanne, who lost all her hair in the explosion, decides to become an activist like Sinead O'Connor.

    Director: Lauren MacMullan

    Writer: N/A

  • And They Call It Bobby Love
    8.0/10582 votes

    #2 - And They Call It Bobby Love

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/22/1998

    Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys. Marie decides to "move on" leaving Bobby an emotional wreck. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys find an abandoned couch in the alley, and grow to depend on it.

    Director: Cyndi Tang

    Writer: Norm Hiscock

  • Peggy's Headache
    8.0/10518 votes

    #3 - Peggy's Headache

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/1998

    When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a therapeutic massage. When she finds out that Dale's wife Nancy is having an affair with John Redcorn, she is so horrified that she decides to tell Dale about it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Joe Stillman

  • Pregnant Paws
    7.3/10474 votes

    #4 - Pregnant Paws

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/13/1998

    Hank wants to breed Ladybird, but the veterinarian says that she has a narrow uterus and probably can't have children. Hank becomes obsessed with finding a way to get Ladybird pregnant, which annoys Peggy, because she's the one who really wants another baby. Meanwhile, Dale becomes a bounty hunter and is assigned to hunt down a man with several unpaid parking tickets. He decides that he needs a hound to accompany him on his first bounty, so he nabs Ladybird, to Hank's horror.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Next of Shin
    7.3/10443 votes

    #5 - Next of Shin

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 11/3/1998

    Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton shows up and announces that he got his wife pregnant. But Cotton becomes so nervous at the prospect of having a baby at his age that he flees to Las Vegas, and Hank, Bill and Dale go after him.

    Director: Jeff Myers

    Writer: N/A

  • Peggy's Pageant Fever
    6.8/10472 votes

    #6 - Peggy's Pageant Fever

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 11/10/1998

    A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck. If she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the judges.

    Director: Tricia Garcia

    Writer: Norm Hiscock

  • Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
    8.0/10494 votes

    #7 - Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/17/1998

    Hank is outraged when he attends a lawn mower focus group and discovers that the new model of his favorite mower has been turned into an upgraded "yuppified" version.

    Director: Shaun Cashman

    Writer: Jim Dauterive

  • Good Hill Hunting
    7.5/10466 votes

    #8 - Good Hill Hunting

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 12/1/1998

    All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of passage that he starts to regress into acting like a little kid. Hank reluctantly decides to take Bobby hunting at the La Grunta Resort.

    Director: Klay Hall

    Writer: Joe Stillman

  • Pretty, Pretty Dresses
    8.1/10572 votes

    #9 - Pretty, Pretty Dresses

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 12/15/1998

    At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it's the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left him. Bill tries to commit suicide, and when that doesn't work out, he dresses up in Lenore's old clothes and declares that he is Lenore.

    Director: Dominic Polcino

    Writer: Paul Lieberstein

  • A Firefighting We Will Go
    8.7/10733 votes

    #10 - A Firefighting We Will Go

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 1/12/1999

    Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to ask what happened, the trio turns the story around to match each of their scenarios.

    Director: Cyndi Tang

    Writer: Greg Daniels, Mike Judge

  • To Spank, with Love
    7.4/10467 votes

    #11 - To Spank, with Love

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 1/19/1999

    After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to get "Paddlin' Peggy" reinstated. Once she is back teaching, Peggy uses her reputation for violence to scare her students, and takes things too far, in true Peggy fashion.

    Director: Adam Kuhlman

    Writer: David Zuckerman

  • Three Coaches and a Bobby
    7.3/10459 votes

    #12 - Three Coaches and a Bobby

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 1/26/1999

    Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby's football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team, much to Hank's disappointment. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to fit in with the other soccer moms, and takes a crash course from Minh on Soccer-mom etiquette.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Johnny Hardwick

  • De-Kahnstructing Henry
    7.5/10440 votes

    #13 - De-Kahnstructing Henry

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 2/2/1999

    Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank to secrecy. Hank talks to Bill about Kahn's job, and Kahn gets fired for it.

    Director: Klay Hall

    Writer: Paul Lieberstein

  • The Wedding of Bobby Hill
    8.2/10535 votes

    #14 - The Wedding of Bobby Hill

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/9/1999

    Angry that Luanne cost him his job house-sitting Boomhauer's house, Bobby replaces her birth control pills with candy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jonathan Collier

  • Sleight of Hank
    7.6/10448 votes

    #15 - Sleight of Hank

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 2/16/1999

    Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus, and when he sees the magician, he incorporates some of the tricks and patter into the report, calling it "The Amazing Jesus."

    Director: Jeff Myers

    Writer: N/A

  • Jon Vitti Presents: "Return to La Grunta"
    8.2/10486 votes

    #16 - Jon Vitti Presents: "Return to La Grunta"

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 2/23/1999

    Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin, and the dolphin becomes aroused and tries to become sexually intimate with him. In return for his silence, the hotel pays him off, and Hank tells Luanne never to talk about what happened. Luanne gets sexually harassed by one of the golfers, she decides to follow Hank's example and not talk about it.

    Director: Gary McCarver

    Writer: Jon Vitti

  • Escape from Party Island
    7.4/10485 votes

    #17 - Escape from Party Island

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 3/16/1999

    Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV's Spring Break. Meanwhile, Bill tries to put the moves on Peggy while Hank is away.

    Director: Gary McCarver

    Writer: Jonathan Collier

  • Love Hurts... and So Does Art
    8.2/10508 votes

    #18 - Love Hurts... and So Does Art

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 3/23/1999

    Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in Dallas and finds that they are displaying an X-ray of his constipated colon.

    Director: Adam Kuhlman

    Writer: N/A

  • Hank's Cowboy Movie
    7.2/10448 votes

    #19 - Hank's Cowboy Movie

    Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 4/6/1999

    After Hank and Bobby visit the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Hank decides to make a video that will convince the team to move their camp to Arlen.

    Director: Shaun Cashman

    Writer: Jim Dauterive

  • Dog Dale Afternoon
    7.9/10480 votes

    #20 - Dog Dale Afternoon

    Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 4/13/1999

    When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few notches, the crew decides to hide his new mower, & make it look like a conspiracy, Peggy gets involved and it goes too far. Dale gets pushed over the edge & it is Hank that goes to help him back down.

    Director: Tricia Garcia

    Writer: Jon Vitti, Kit Boss

  • Revenge of the Lutefisk
    8.1/10480 votes

    #21 - Revenge of the Lutefisk

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 4/20/1999

    Arlen's new minister is a woman, which everyone except Cotton seems to accept. When Bobby eats all of a Midwestern fish dish prepared by the minister, it somehow leads to him accidentally burning down the church. Everyone assumes that Cotton did it, and he is arrested for a hate crime.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Death and Texas
    7.5/10443 votes

    #22 - Death and Texas

    Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 4/27/1999

    Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life. She starts visiting him in prison and bringing him what she thinks is timer sand for Boggle -- not realizing that it's actually cocaine. Meanwhile, Dale wants to become an executioner.

    Director: Wes Archer

    Writer: N/A

  • Wings of the Dope
    7.7/10527 votes

    #23 - Wings of the Dope

    Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 5/4/1999

    While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley's old trampoline. It's Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was hallucinating after using too many hair-dying chemicals, but Hank's friends come to believe in the existence of Buckley's Angel. But Luanne finds that Buckley isn't much more help to her as an angel than he was when he was alive.

    Director: Cyndi Tang

    Writer: Johnny Hardwick

  • Take Me Out of the Ball Game
    7.5/10416 votes

    #24 - Take Me Out of the Ball Game

    Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 5/11/1999

    When Thaterton stacks his Company softball team with Pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own Softball team to become the Ace pitcher for Strickland Propane. Unfortunately, Hank's over-managing causes her to lose her stuff, and cause her to lose the love for the sport.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • As Old as the Hills...
    8.1/10458 votes

    #25 - As Old as the Hills...

    Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 5/18/1999

    Peggy and Hank's 20th-anniversary party leaves the missus missing their youth; and a bottle of tequila is the highlight of their private revelry.

    Director: Adam Kuhlman

    Writer: Norm Hiscock