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The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 5

Every episode of King of the Hill Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 5!

Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy,...
Genres:AnimationComedyFamily
Network:FOX

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"The Perils of Polling" is the best rated episode of "King of the Hill" season 5. It scored 7.4/10 based on 402 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Jim Dauterive, it aired on 10/1/2000. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "The Buck Stops Here".

  • The Perils of Polling
    7.4/10402 votes

    #1 - The Perils of Polling

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/2000

    Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jim Dauterive

  • The Buck Stops Here
    7.8/10402 votes

    #2 - The Buck Stops Here

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 11/5/2000

    Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.

    Director: Michael Dante DiMartino

    Writer: Norm Hiscock

  • I Don't Want to Wait...
    8.0/10423 votes

    #3 - I Don't Want to Wait...

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/2000

    As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.

    Director: Adam Kuhlman, Dominic Polcino

    Writer: Paul Lieberstein

  • Spin the Choice
    7.5/10396 votes

    #4 - Spin the Choice

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/2000

    Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.

    Director: Allan Jacobsen

    Writer: Paul Lieberstein

  • Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
    7.4/10390 votes

    #5 - Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 11/26/2000

    The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.

    Director: Tricia Garcia, Dominic Polcino

    Writer: Johnny Hardwick

  • When Cotton Comes Marching Home
    7.1/10352 votes

    #6 - When Cotton Comes Marching Home

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 12/3/2000

    Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.

    Director: Tricia Garcia

    Writer: N/A

  • What Makes Bobby Run?
    7.2/10367 votes

    #7 - What Makes Bobby Run?

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 12/10/2000

    Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.

    Director: Cyndi Tang

    Writer: Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory

  • 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
    7.5/10411 votes

    #8 - 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 12/17/2000

    Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.

    Director: Jeff Myers

    Writer: John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky

  • Chasing Bobby
    8.1/10432 votes

    #9 - Chasing Bobby

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 1/21/2001

    Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.

    Director: Anthony Lioi

    Writer: Garland Testa

  • Yankee Hankie
    7.4/10396 votes

    #10 - Yankee Hankie

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 2/4/2001

    While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.

    Director: Adam Kuhlman

    Writer: Kit Boss

  • Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
    8.0/10423 votes

    #11 - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 2/11/2001

    Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.

    Director: Gary McCarver

    Writer: Jonathan Collier

  • Now Who's the Dummy?
    7.5/10394 votes

    #12 - Now Who's the Dummy?

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 2/18/2001

    Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.

    Director: Dominic Polcino

    Writer: Johnny Hardwick

  • Ho Yeah!
    8.8/10685 votes

    #13 - Ho Yeah!

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 2/25/2001

    Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.

    Director: Tricia Garcia

    Writer: Peter Huyck

  • The Exterminator
    8.2/10433 votes

    #14 - The Exterminator

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 3/4/2001

    Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.

    Director: Shaun Cashman

    Writer: N/A

  • Luanne Virgin 2.0
    7.4/10418 votes

    #15 - Luanne Virgin 2.0

    Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 3/11/2001

    As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.

    Director: Adam Kuhlman, Shaun Cashman

    Writer: Kit Boss

  • Hank's Choice
    7.6/10386 votes

    #16 - Hank's Choice

    Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 4/1/2001

    When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Jon Vitti

  • It's Not Easy Being Green
    7.6/10375 votes

    #17 - It's Not Easy Being Green

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 4/8/2001

    Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.

    Director: Jeff Myers

    Writer: N/A

  • The Trouble with Gribbles
    7.7/10394 votes

    #18 - The Trouble with Gribbles

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 4/22/2001

    Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.

    Director: Shaun Cashman

    Writer: Jim Dauterive

  • Hank's Back Story
    8.2/10417 votes

    #19 - Hank's Back Story

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 5/6/2001

    Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.

    Director: Cyndi Tang

    Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen

  • Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
    7.7/10392 votes

    #20 - Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

    Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 5/13/2001

    Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.

    Director: Gary McCarver

    Writer: Garland Testa