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The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 12

Every episode of King of the Hill Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 12!

The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 12

Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy,...

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  1. 7.7/10(381 votes)

    #1 - Death Picks Cotton

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    S12:E5

    When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a fight with the chef. The fight leaves Cotton near death in the hospital.

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  2. 7.7/10(343 votes)

    #2 - Raise the Steaks

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    S12:E6

    After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.

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  3. 7.7/10(332 votes)

    #3 - Untitled Blake McCormick Project

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    S12:E12

    Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.

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    Director:Ken Wong
  4. 7.6/10(361 votes)

    #4 - Suite Smells of Excess

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    S12:E1

    When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.

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    Director:Michael Loya
  5. 7.6/10(328 votes)

    #5 - Strangeness on a Train

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    S12:E19

    Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her parties will always end badly. However, a new mystery arises after a couple sneaks away for some private time in the train bathroom, and the partygoers must figure out who did it.

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  6. 7.5/10(329 votes)

    #6 - The Accidental Terrorist

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    S12:E13

    Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years, he plots revenge against the car salesman.

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  8. 7.4/10(334 votes)

    #7 - Four Wave Intersection

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    S12:E4

    Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists.

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  9. 7.4/10(312 votes)

    #8 - The Minh Who Knew Too Much

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    S12:E8

    Mihn joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practise her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors.

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    Director:Kyounghee Lim
  10. 7.3/10(326 votes)

    #9 - Trans-Fascism

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    S12:E11

    Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats.

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  11. 7.3/10(317 votes)

    #10 - Cops and Robert

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    S12:E20

    Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet, however when he tries to return the wallet the man does not take it too well.

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    Director:Ken Wong
  12. 7.2/10(319 votes)

    #11 - Lady and Gentrification

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    S12:E14

    Hank's agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceañera. However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in.

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  13. 7.0/10(314 votes)

    #12 - Dream Weaver

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    S12:E9

    After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he's not very good at it. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bill and Kahn try to create the next great Internet video.

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    Director:Ken Wong
  14. 7.0/10(303 votes)

    #13 - Doggone Crazy

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    S12:E10

    Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a "dog spiritualist".

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    Director:Michael Loya
  15. 7.0/10(300 votes)

    #14 - Pour Some Sugar on Kahn

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    S12:E16

    Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each other.

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    Director:Tricia Garcia
  16. 7.0/10(298 votes)

    #15 - It Came from the Garage

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    S12:E21

    Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to give up his idea of spending time with Bobby.

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  17. 6.8/10(337 votes)

    #16 - Bobby Rae

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    S12:E2

    To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back. Meanwhile, Dale decides to record his friends' witty quotes and put them all in a book.

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    Director:Ken Wong
  18. 6.8/10(309 votes)

    #17 - Behind Closed Doors

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    S12:E15

    Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.

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  19. 6.8/10(310 votes)

    #18 - Life: A Loser's Manual

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    S12:E22

    Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, Lucky feels bad and takes the blame, leaving Hoyt free to continue his life of crime.

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    Director:Anthony Chun
  20. 6.7/10(321 votes)

    #19 - Six Characters in Search of a House

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    S12:E17

    Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.

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    Director:Ron Rubio
  21. 6.6/10(339 votes)

    #20 - The Powder Puff Boys

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    S12:E3

    Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.

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  22. 6.6/10(294 votes)

    #21 - The Courtship of Joseph's Father

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    S12:E18

    Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.

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  23. 6.4/10(319 votes)

    #22 - Tears of an Inflatable Clown

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    S12:E7

    Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince him to go to the hospital.

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Season 12 Ratings Summary

"Death Picks Cotton" is the best rated episode of "King of the Hill" season 12. It scored 7.7/10 based on 381 votes. Directed by Tony Kluck and written by Murray Miller, Judah Miller, it aired on 11/11/2007. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Raise the Steaks".