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The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 13

Every episode of King of the Hill Season 13 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 13!

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Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy, wannabe comedian son Bobby, and naive niece Luanne. Hank has

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 1 - Dia-BILL-ic Shock
    7.4/10(412 votes)

    #1 - Dia-BILL-ic Shock

    S13:E1

    Bill's love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound he finds camaraderie with Thunder, a wheelchair sports enthusiast. Things turn around for Bill until Thunder finds out that Bill does not really need the wheelchair.

    Director:Ron Rubio
    Writer:Sanjay Shah

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  2. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 2 - Earthy Girls Are Easy
    7.0/10(362 votes)

    #2 - Earthy Girls Are Easy

    S13:E2

    When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green. Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert.

    Director:Matt Engstrom
    Writers:Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh

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  3. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 3 - Square-Footed Monster
    7.2/10(387 votes)

    #3 - Square-Footed Monster

    S13:E3

    Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build a mansion.

    Director:Kyounghee Lim
    Writer:Jerry Collins

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  4. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 4 - Lost in MySpace
    7.1/10(384 votes)

    #4 - Lost in MySpace

    S13:E4

    Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web site.

    Director:Tony Kluck
    Writers:Murray Miller, Judah Miller

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  5. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 5 - No Bobby Left Behind
    7.2/10(366 votes)

    #5 - No Bobby Left Behind

    S13:E5

    In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework and doesn't have to take the tests.

    Director:Tricia Garcia
    Writers:Tim Croston, Chip Hall

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  6. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 6 - A Bill Full of Dollars
    6.9/10(360 votes)

    #6 - A Bill Full of Dollars

    S13:E6

    Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. Meanwhile, after Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.

    Director:Steve Robertson
    Writer:Dan McGrath

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  7. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 7 - Straight as an Arrow
    6.7/10(355 votes)

    #7 - Straight as an Arrow

    S13:E7

    Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy gets involved in the disagreement as she is the local Welcome Wagon representative.

    Director:Robin Brigstocke
    Writers:Rebecca May, Tony Gama-Lobo

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  8. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 8 - Lucky See, Monkey Do
    7.2/10(356 votes)

    #8 - Lucky See, Monkey Do

    S13:E8

    Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be raised by Luanne, with Peggy wanting the good, old fashioned skills where as Myrna likes the more modern way and by the book.

    Director:Kyounghee Lim
    Writers:Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh

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  9. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 9 - What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
    7.3/10(389 votes)

    #9 - What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis

    S13:E9

    The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck meets his illegitimate son while at the event in Memphis.

    Director:Ron Rubio
    Writer:Jim Dauterive

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  10. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 10 - Master of Puppets
    7.2/10(364 votes)

    #10 - Master of Puppets

    S13:E10

    Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy's date goes long. Feeling his parents' guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show him their affection. Soon, Peggy and Hank stop giving him anything Bobby wants and he demands they spend more time with him.

    Director:Tony Kluck
    Writer:Blake McCormick

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  11. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 11 - Bwah My Nose
    7.2/10(353 votes)

    #11 - Bwah My Nose

    S13:E11

    Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon and loves his new nose—maybe too much.

    Director:Jeff Myers
    Writers:Murray Miller, Judah Miller

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  12. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 12 - Uncool Customer
    7.1/10(351 votes)

    #12 - Uncool Customer

    S13:E12

    After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends her daughter, a girl named Michael Savage.

    Director:Tricia Garcia
    Writer:Christy Stratton

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  13. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 13 - Nancy Does Dallas
    7.0/10(353 votes)

    #13 - Nancy Does Dallas

    S13:E13

    After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle.

    Director:Michael Loya
    Writers:Rebecca May, Tony Gama-Lobo

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  14. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 14 - Born Again on the Fourth of July
    7.1/10(362 votes)

    #14 - Born Again on the Fourth of July

    S13:E14

    Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks showdown

    Director:Ken Wong
    Writer:Erin Ehrlich

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  15. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 15 - Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
    7.4/10(366 votes)

    #15 - Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key

    S13:E15

    Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Meanwhile, Bill and Dale bicker over an empty beer can.

    Director:Steve Robertson
    Writers:Tim Croston, Chip Hall

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  16. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 16 - Bad News Bill
    6.9/10(349 votes)

    #16 - Bad News Bill

    S13:E16

    Hank is troubled when Bobby's Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better player.

    Director:Ron Rubio
    Writer:Dave Schiff

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  17. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 17 - Manger Baby Einstein
    6.4/10(352 votes)

    #17 - Manger Baby Einstein

    S13:E17

    Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.

    Director:Kyounghee Lim
    Writer:Sanjay Shah

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  18. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 18 - Uh-Oh Canada
    6.5/10(451 votes)

    #18 - Uh-Oh Canada

    S13:E18

    After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye.

    Director:Tony Kluck
    Writer:Jerry Collins

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  19. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 19 - The Boy Can't Help It
    6.9/10(367 votes)

    #19 - The Boy Can't Help It

    S13:E19

    Bobby becomes quite the ladies' man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.

    Director:Jeff Myers
    Writer:Dan McGrath

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  20. King of the Hill Season 13 Episode 20 - To Sirloin with Love
    8.6/10(574 votes)

    #20 - To Sirloin with Love

    S13:E20

    Thankful to finally have something in common with his son, Hank is proud when Bobby’s knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the State Championships.

    Director:Kyounghee Lim
    Writers:Jim Dauterive, Rebecca May, Christy Stratton, Tony Gama-Lobo

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Season 13 Ratings Summary

"Dia-BILL-ic Shock" is the best rated episode of "King of the Hill" season 13. It scored 7.4/10 based on 412 votes. Directed by Ron Rubio and written by Sanjay Shah, it aired on 9/28/2008. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Earthy Girls Are Easy".