The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 6

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.

Director: Tricia Garcia

Writer: Norm Hiscock

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.

Director: Anthony Lioi

Writer: J.B. Cook

A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.

Director: Allan Jacobsen

Writer: N/A

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.

Director: Tricia Garcia, Cyndi Tang

Writer: Etan Cohen

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

Director: Cyndi Tang

Writer: Dean Young

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.

Director: Allan Jacobsen

Writer: N/A

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.

Director: Anthony Lioi

Writer: Emily Spivey

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.

Director: Dominic Polcino

Writer: Garland Testa

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

Director: Tricia Garcia

Writer: Norm Hiscock

A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.

Director: N/A

Writer: Etan Cohen

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.

Director: Anthony Lioi

Writer: Peter Huyck

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.

Director: Gary McCarver

Writer: N/A

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.

Director: Monte Young

Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.

Director: Shaun Cashman

Writer: Sivert Glarum, Michael Jamin

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.

Director: Boohwan Lim, Kyounghee Lim

Writer: Kit Boss

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.

Director: Dominic Polcino

Writer: Etan Cohen

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.

Director: Adam Kuhlman

Writer: Garland Testa

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.

Director: Cyndi Tang

Writer: Peter Huyck

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.

Director: Adam Kuhlman

Writer: Peter Huyck

Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.

Director: Gary McCarver

Writer: Dean Young

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.

Director: Allan Jacobsen

Writer: Kit Boss, Etan Cohen

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.

Director: Anthony Lioi

Writer: Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory