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The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7

Every episode of King of the Hill Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7!

The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7

Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy,...
  1. Background image for Get Your Freak Off
    7.6/10(451 votes)

    #1 - Get Your Freak Off

    S7:E1

    Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

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  2. Background image for The Fat and the Furious
    7.2/10(384 votes)

    #2 - The Fat and the Furious

    S7:E2

    A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

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  3. Background image for Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
    7.1/10(388 votes)

    #3 - Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

    S7:E3

    Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Goodbye Normal Jeans
    7.6/10(394 votes)

    #4 - Goodbye Normal Jeans

    S7:E4

    Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Kit Boss
  5. Background image for Dances with Dogs
    7.4/10(416 votes)

    #5 - Dances with Dogs

    S7:E5

    A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

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    Director:Anthony Lioi
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for The Son Also Roses
    7.4/10(410 votes)

    #6 - The Son Also Roses

    S7:E6

    Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

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  8. Background image for The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
    7.7/10(418 votes)

    #7 - The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

    S7:E7

    Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

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    Director:Shaun Cashman
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Full Metal Dust Jacket
    7.5/10(391 votes)

    #8 - Full Metal Dust Jacket

    S7:E8

    Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

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    Director:Adam Kuhlman
  10. Background image for Pigmalion
    7.3/10(471 votes)

    #9 - Pigmalion

    S7:E9

    A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

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  11. Background image for Megalo Dale
    8.1/10(459 votes)

    #10 - Megalo Dale

    S7:E10

    Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

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    Director:Cyndi Tang
    Writer:J.B. Cook
  12. Background image for Boxing Luanne
    7.2/10(371 votes)

    #11 - Boxing Luanne

    S7:E11

    Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

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  13. Background image for Vision Quest
    7.2/10(369 votes)

    #12 - Vision Quest

    S7:E12

    Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

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  14. Background image for Queasy Rider
    7.2/10(392 votes)

    #13 - Queasy Rider

    S7:E13

    Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

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    Director:Wes Archer
    Writer:Kit Boss
  15. Background image for Board Games
    6.8/10(354 votes)

    #14 - Board Games

    S7:E14

    Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for An Officer and a Gentle Boy
    7.5/10(370 votes)

    #15 - An Officer and a Gentle Boy

    S7:E15

    To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

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  17. Background image for The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
    7.5/10(358 votes)

    #16 - The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

    S7:E16

    Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

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    Director:Tricia Garcia
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for The Good Buck
    7.0/10(367 votes)

    #17 - The Good Buck

    S7:E17

    Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

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  19. Background image for I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
    7.1/10(361 votes)

    #18 - I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

    S7:E18

    Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

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    Director:Adam Kuhlman
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Be True to Your Fool
    7.6/10(374 votes)

    #19 - Be True to Your Fool

    S7:E19

    After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

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    Director:Anthony Lioi
  21. Background image for Racist Dawg
    7.3/10(419 votes)

    #20 - Racist Dawg

    S7:E20

    A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

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  22. Background image for Night and Deity
    7.9/10(410 votes)

    #21 - Night and Deity

    S7:E21

    A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

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  23. Background image for Maid in Arlen
    7.7/10(371 votes)

    #22 - Maid in Arlen

    S7:E22

    To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

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    Director:Unknown
  24. Background image for The Witches of East Arlen
    7.5/10(412 votes)

    #23 - The Witches of East Arlen

    S7:E23

    Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

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    Director:Matt Engstrom
    Writer:Unknown

Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Get Your Freak Off" is the best rated episode of "King of the Hill" season 7. It scored 7.6/10 based on 451 votes. Directed by Tricia Garcia and written by Garland Testa, it aired on 11/3/2002. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "The Fat and the Furious".