7.6/10419 votes#1 - Get Your Freak Off
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 11/3/2002
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Garland Testa
7.2/10359 votes#2 - The Fat and the Furious
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 11/10/2002
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Peter Huyck
7.1/10361 votes#3 - Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 11/17/2002
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.6/10365 votes#4 - Goodbye Normal Jeans
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 11/24/2002
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
Director: N/A
Writer: Kit Boss
7.4/10387 votes#5 - Dances with Dogs
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 12/1/2002
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: N/A
7.4/10380 votes#6 - The Son Also Roses
Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 12/8/2002
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Dan Sterling
7.7/10389 votes#7 - The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2002
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
Director: Shaun Cashman
Writer: N/A
7.6/10364 votes#8 - Full Metal Dust Jacket
Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 1/5/2003
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Dan McGrath
7.4/10442 votes#9 - Pigmalion
Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 1/12/2003
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Jonathan Collier
8.1/10424 votes#10 - Megalo Dale
Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 1/12/2003
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
Director: Cyndi Tang
Writer: J.B. Cook
7.2/10341 votes#11 - Boxing Luanne
Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 2/2/2003
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
Director: Michael Dante DiMartino
Writer: N/A
7.2/10341 votes#12 - Vision Quest
Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 2/9/2003
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Etan Cohen
7.3/10361 votes#13 - Queasy Rider
Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 2/16/2003
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
Director: Wes Archer
Writer: Kit Boss
6.9/10328 votes#14 - Board Games
Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 3/2/2003
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/10342 votes#15 - An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 3/9/2003
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Dan Sterling
7.5/10332 votes#16 - The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 3/16/2003
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: N/A
7.1/10342 votes#17 - The Good Buck
Season 7 Episode 17 - Aired 3/30/2003
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Peter Huyck
7.1/10336 votes#18 - I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 4/13/2003
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: N/A
7.6/10344 votes#19 - Be True to Your Fool
Season 7 Episode 19 - Aired 4/27/2003
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Dan McGrath
7.3/10388 votes#20 - Racist Dawg
Season 7 Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/2003
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
Director: Michael Dante DiMartino
Writer: J.B. Cook
7.9/10379 votes#21 - Night and Deity
Season 7 Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/2003
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Garland Testa
7.7/10341 votes#22 - Maid in Arlen
Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/2003
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
Director: N/A
Writer: Dan Sterling
7.5/10384 votes#23 - The Witches of East Arlen
Season 7 Episode 23 - Aired 5/18/2003
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
Director: Matt Engstrom
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7
Every episode of King of the Hill Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7!
Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy,...
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Network:FOX
Season 7 Ratings Summary
"Get Your Freak Off" is the best rated episode of "King of the Hill" season 7. It scored 7.6/10 based on 419 votes. Directed by Tricia Garcia and written by Garland Testa, it aired on 11/3/2002. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "The Fat and the Furious".