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The Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7

Every episode of King of the Hill Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of King of the Hill Season 7!

Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy,...
Genres:AnimationComedyFamily
Network:FOX

Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Get Your Freak Off" is the best rated episode of "King of the Hill" season 7. It scored 7.6/10 based on 423 votes. Directed by Tricia Garcia and written by Garland Testa, it aired on 11/3/2002. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "The Fat and the Furious".

  • Get Your Freak Off
    7.6/10423 votes

    #1 - Get Your Freak Off

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 11/3/2002

    Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

    Director: Tricia Garcia

    Writer: Garland Testa

  • The Fat and the Furious
    7.2/10364 votes

    #2 - The Fat and the Furious

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 11/10/2002

    A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

    Director: Allan Jacobsen

    Writer: Peter Huyck

  • Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
    7.1/10365 votes

    #3 - Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 11/17/2002

    Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Goodbye Normal Jeans
    7.6/10372 votes

    #4 - Goodbye Normal Jeans

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 11/24/2002

    Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Kit Boss

  • Dances with Dogs
    7.4/10394 votes

    #5 - Dances with Dogs

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 12/1/2002

    A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

    Director: Anthony Lioi

    Writer: N/A

  • The Son Also Roses
    7.4/10385 votes

    #6 - The Son Also Roses

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 12/8/2002

    Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

    Director: Dominic Polcino

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
    7.7/10394 votes

    #7 - The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2002

    Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

    Director: Shaun Cashman

    Writer: N/A

  • Full Metal Dust Jacket
    7.6/10368 votes

    #8 - Full Metal Dust Jacket

    Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 1/5/2003

    Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

    Director: Adam Kuhlman

    Writer: Dan McGrath

  • Pigmalion
    7.4/10447 votes

    #9 - Pigmalion

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 1/12/2003

    A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

    Director: Dominic Polcino

    Writer: Jonathan Collier

  • Megalo Dale
    8.1/10428 votes

    #10 - Megalo Dale

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 1/12/2003

    Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

    Director: Cyndi Tang

    Writer: J.B. Cook

  • Boxing Luanne
    7.2/10345 votes

    #11 - Boxing Luanne

    Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 2/2/2003

    Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

    Director: Michael Dante DiMartino

    Writer: N/A

  • Vision Quest
    7.2/10345 votes

    #12 - Vision Quest

    Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 2/9/2003

    Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

    Director: Dominic Polcino

    Writer: Etan Cohen

  • Queasy Rider
    7.3/10364 votes

    #13 - Queasy Rider

    Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 2/16/2003

    Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

    Director: Wes Archer

    Writer: Kit Boss

  • Board Games
    6.9/10330 votes

    #14 - Board Games

    Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 3/2/2003

    Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • An Officer and a Gentle Boy
    7.5/10345 votes

    #15 - An Officer and a Gentle Boy

    Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 3/9/2003

    To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

    Director: Gary McCarver

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
    7.5/10334 votes

    #16 - The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

    Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 3/16/2003

    Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

    Director: Tricia Garcia

    Writer: N/A

  • The Good Buck
    7.1/10345 votes

    #17 - The Good Buck

    Season 7 Episode 17 - Aired 3/30/2003

    Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

    Director: Allan Jacobsen

    Writer: Peter Huyck

  • I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
    7.1/10338 votes

    #18 - I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

    Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 4/13/2003

    Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

    Director: Adam Kuhlman

    Writer: N/A

  • Be True to Your Fool
    7.6/10347 votes

    #19 - Be True to Your Fool

    Season 7 Episode 19 - Aired 4/27/2003

    After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

    Director: Anthony Lioi

    Writer: Dan McGrath

  • Racist Dawg
    7.3/10391 votes

    #20 - Racist Dawg

    Season 7 Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/2003

    A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

    Director: Michael Dante DiMartino

    Writer: J.B. Cook

  • Night and Deity
    7.9/10384 votes

    #21 - Night and Deity

    Season 7 Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/2003

    A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

    Director: Gary McCarver

    Writer: Garland Testa

  • Maid in Arlen
    7.7/10346 votes

    #22 - Maid in Arlen

    Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/2003

    To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Dan Sterling

  • The Witches of East Arlen
    7.5/10389 votes

    #23 - The Witches of East Arlen

    Season 7 Episode 23 - Aired 5/18/2003

    Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

    Director: Matt Engstrom

    Writer: N/A