8.0/103,184 votes#1 - Jared Has Aides
Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2002
The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker, Glasgow Phillips
8.3/103,608 votes#2 - Asspen
Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/2002
With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.9/102,988 votes#3 - Freak Strike
Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/2002
The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My out of Control Child."
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.9/103,034 votes#4 - Fun With Veal
Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 3/27/2002
The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stan’s room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are guaranteed their safety. During the siege Stan develops symptoms of an illness caused by his new vegan diet.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.0/103,258 votes#5 - The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 4/3/2002
The boys have to sit through "The Russell Crowe Show" in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chef’s new TV has taken on a life of its own.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/103,470 votes#6 - Professor Chaos
Season 6 Episode 6 - Aired 4/10/2002
Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause chaos wherever he goes.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.8/104,267 votes#7 - The Simpsons Already Did It
Season 6 Episode 7 - Aired 6/26/2002
Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.2/103,241 votes#8 - Red Hot Catholic Love
Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 7/3/2002
Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he travels to the Vatican to get some answers.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.2/103,180 votes#9 - Free Hat
Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 7/10/2002
The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
Director: Toni Wurts
Writer: Trey Parker
8.2/103,304 votes#10 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Season 6 Episode 10 - Aired 7/17/2002
After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/103,336 votes#11 - Child Abduction is Not Funny
Season 6 Episode 11 - Aired 7/24/2002
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/103,731 votes#12 - A Ladder to Heaven
Season 6 Episode 12 - Aired 11/6/2002
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There's just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have decided to build a ladder to Heaven in order to get the ticket back from their dead friend.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
9.3/106,261 votes#13 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Season 6 Episode 13 - Aired 11/13/2002
The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.6/103,656 votes#14 - The Death Camp of Tolerance
Season 6 Episode 14 - Aired 11/20/2002
A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys' 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, the boys get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison's intolerable behavior.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.6/103,461 votes#15 - The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Season 6 Episode 15 - Aired 11/27/2002
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.6/103,367 votes#16 - My Future Self n' Me
Season 6 Episode 16 - Aired 12/4/2002
When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker, Tim Talbott
8.0/102,962 votes#17 - Red Sleigh Down
Season 6 Episode 17 - Aired 12/11/2002
In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker, David R. Goodman, Karey Dornetto
The Best Episodes of South Park Season 6
Every episode of South Park Season 6 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of South Park Season 6!
Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:Comedy Central
Season 6 Ratings Summary
"Jared Has Aides" is the best rated episode of "South Park" season 6. It scored 8/10 based on 3184 votes. Directed by Trey Parker and written by Trey Parker, Glasgow Phillips, it aired on 3/6/2002. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Asspen".