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The Best Episodes of South Park Season 9

Every episode of South Park Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of South Park Season 9!

Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
Genres:AnimationComedy

Season 9 Ratings Summary

"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" is the best rated episode of "South Park" season 9. It scored 7.6/10 based on 3433 votes. Directed by Trey Parker and written by Trey Parker, it aired on 3/9/2005. This episode is rated 1.0 points higher than the second-best, "Die Hippie, Die".

  • Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    7.6/103,433 votes

    #1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 3/9/2005

    Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Die Hippie, Die
    8.6/103,811 votes

    #2 - Die Hippie, Die

    Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/2005

    Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Wing
    7.4/102,865 votes

    #3 - Wing

    Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/2005

    As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Best Friends Forever
    8.5/103,408 votes

    #4 - Best Friends Forever

    Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2005

    Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • The Losing Edge
    8.8/103,711 votes

    #5 - The Losing Edge

    Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 4/6/2005

    If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • The Death of Eric Cartman
    9.1/104,858 votes

    #6 - The Death of Eric Cartman

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 4/13/2005

    Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Erection Day
    7.6/102,959 votes

    #7 - Erection Day

    Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 4/20/2005

    All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy’s noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can’t get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    8.5/103,383 votes

    #8 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

    Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 10/19/2005

    A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker, Kenny Hotz

  • Marjorine
    8.8/103,740 votes

    #9 - Marjorine

    Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 10/26/2005

    The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Follow That Egg
    8.0/102,826 votes

    #10 - Follow That Egg

    Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 11/2/2005

    Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker, Kenny Hotz

  • Ginger Kids
    8.8/103,810 votes

    #11 - Ginger Kids

    Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 11/9/2005

    Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Trapped in the Closet
    9.1/105,602 votes

    #12 - Trapped in the Closet

    Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 11/16/2005

    Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Free Willzyx
    8.1/103,168 votes

    #13 - Free Willzyx

    Season 9 Episode 13 - Aired 11/30/2005

    A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker

  • Bloody Mary
    7.9/102,997 votes

    #14 - Bloody Mary

    Season 9 Episode 14 - Aired 12/7/2005

    Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.

    Director: Trey Parker

    Writer: Trey Parker, Erica Rivinoja