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The Best Episodes of South Park Season 5

Every episode of South Park Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of South Park Season 5!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    South Park Season 5 Episode 4 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
    9.6/10(13271 votes)

    S5:E4

    Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

    Director:Eric Stough
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  2. South Park Season 5 Episode 14 - Butters' Very Own Episode
    9.0/10(5885 votes)

    S5:E14

    Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.

    Director:Eric Stough
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  3. South Park Season 5 Episode 6 - Cartmanland
    8.9/10(5414 votes)

    S5:E6

    Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  4. South Park Season 5 Episode 13 - Kenny Dies
    8.8/10(5221 votes)

    S5:E13

    In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  5. South Park Season 5 Episode 7 - Proper Condom Use
    8.6/10(4328 votes)

    S5:E7

    Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  6. South Park Season 5 Episode 1 - It Hits the Fan
    8.3/10(4245 votes)

    S5:E1

    The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world!

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  7. South Park Season 5 Episode 2 - Cripple Fight
    8.3/10(4211 votes)

    S5:E2

    Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  8. South Park Season 5 Episode 8 - Towelie
    8.3/10(4377 votes)

    S5:E8

    The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  9. South Park Season 5 Episode 3 - Super Best Friends
    8.2/10(3566 votes)

    S5:E3

    Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  10. South Park Season 5 Episode 11 - The Entity
    8.2/10(3948 votes)

    S5:E11

    Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  11. South Park Season 5 Episode 10 - How to Eat with Your Butt
    8.0/10(3942 votes)

    S5:E10

    Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better side finds it's way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child. Much ass kissing ensues.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  12. South Park Season 5 Episode 12 - Here Comes the Neighborhood
    8.0/10(3765 votes)

    S5:E12

    Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.

    Director:Eric Stough
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  13. South Park Season 5 Episode 9 - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    7.8/10(4156 votes)

    S5:E9

    In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there they also take on the Taliban and Cartman pits his fat ass against Bin Laden himself.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  14. South Park Season 5 Episode 5 - Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
    6.9/10(3584 votes)

    S5:E5

    In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Scott Tenorman Must Die" is the best rated episode of South Park season 5. It scored 9.6/10 from 13,271 votes. Directed by Eric Stough and written by Trey Parker, it aired on July 11, 2001. This episode is rated 0.6 points higher than the second-best, "Butters' Very Own Episode".