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The Best Episodes of South Park Season 13

Every episode of South Park Season 13 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of South Park Season 13!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    South Park Season 13 Episode 1 - The Ring
    8.1/10(3747 votes)

    #1 - The Ring

    S13:E1

    Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  2. South Park Season 13 Episode 2 - The Coon
    8.4/10(3896 votes)

    #2 - The Coon

    S13:E2

    “The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  3. South Park Season 13 Episode 3 - Margaritaville
    8.5/10(3942 votes)

    #3 - Margaritaville

    S13:E3

    Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  4. South Park Season 13 Episode 4 - Eat, Pray, Queef
    6.5/10(3427 votes)

    #4 - Eat, Pray, Queef

    S13:E4

    Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

    Director:Trey Parker
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  5. South Park Season 13 Episode 5 - Fishsticks
    8.8/10(4938 votes)

    #5 - Fishsticks

    S13:E5

    Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

    Director:Trey Parker
    Writer:Trey Parker

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  6. South Park Season 13 Episode 6 - Pinewood Derby
    7.8/10(3220 votes)

    #6 - Pinewood Derby

    S13:E6

    Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

    Director:Trey Parker
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  7. South Park Season 13 Episode 7 - Fatbeard
    8.1/10(3457 votes)

    #7 - Fatbeard

    S13:E7

    Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

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  8. South Park Season 13 Episode 8 - Dead Celebrities
    7.7/10(3190 votes)

    #8 - Dead Celebrities

    S13:E8

    Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.

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  9. South Park Season 13 Episode 9 - Butters' Bottom Bitch
    8.9/10(4484 votes)

    #9 - Butters' Bottom Bitch

    S13:E9

    Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.

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  10. South Park Season 13 Episode 10 - W.T.F.
    8.3/10(3374 votes)

    #10 - W.T.F.

    S13:E10

    The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.

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  11. South Park Season 13 Episode 11 - Whale Whores
    8.1/10(3310 votes)

    #11 - Whale Whores

    S13:E11

    Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

    Director:Trey Parker
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  12. South Park Season 13 Episode 12 - The F Word
    8.1/10(3372 votes)

    #12 - The F Word

    S13:E12

    Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.

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  13. South Park Season 13 Episode 13 - Dances With Smurfs
    8.1/10(3232 votes)

    #13 - Dances With Smurfs

    S13:E13

    Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

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  14. South Park Season 13 Episode 14 - Pee
    7.7/10(3211 votes)

    #14 - Pee

    S13:E14

    Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.

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Season 13 Ratings Summary

"The Ring" is the best rated episode of "South Park" season 13. It scored 8.1/10 based on 3747 votes. Directed by Trey Parker and written by Trey Parker, it aired on 3/11/2009. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "The Coon".