The Best Episodes of South Park Season 13
Every episode of South Park Season 13 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of South Park Season 13!
Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
Season 13 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "South Park" season 13 is "The Ring", rated 8.1/10 from 3352 user votes. It was directed by Trey Parker and written by Trey Parker. "The Ring" aired on 3/11/2009 and is rated 0.3 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "The Coon".
8.1/10 3,352 votes#1 - The Ring
Season 13 Episode 1 - Aired 3/11/2009
Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.4/10 3,481 votes#2 - The Coon
Season 13 Episode 2 - Aired 3/18/2009
“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/10 3,525 votes#3 - Margaritaville
Season 13 Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/2009
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
6.5/10 3,079 votes#4 - Eat, Pray, Queef
Season 13 Episode 4 - Aired 4/1/2009
Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.8/10 4,401 votes#5 - Fishsticks
Season 13 Episode 5 - Aired 4/8/2009
Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.8/10 2,875 votes#6 - Pinewood Derby
Season 13 Episode 6 - Aired 4/15/2009
Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.1/10 3,090 votes#7 - Fatbeard
Season 13 Episode 7 - Aired 4/22/2009
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.7/10 2,847 votes#8 - Dead Celebrities
Season 13 Episode 8 - Aired 10/7/2009
Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.8/10 3,925 votes#9 - Butters' Bottom Bitch
Season 13 Episode 9 - Aired 10/14/2009
Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.2/10 2,985 votes#10 - W.T.F.
Season 13 Episode 10 - Aired 10/21/2009
The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.1/10 2,964 votes#11 - Whale Whores
Season 13 Episode 11 - Aired 10/28/2009
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.1/10 2,991 votes#12 - The F Word
Season 13 Episode 12 - Aired 11/4/2009
Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.1/10 2,878 votes#13 - Dances With Smurfs
Season 13 Episode 13 - Aired 11/11/2009
Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.7/10 2,842 votes#14 - Pee
Season 13 Episode 14 - Aired 11/18/2009
Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker