The Best Episodes of South Park Season 12
Every episode of South Park Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of South Park Season 12!
Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
Season 12 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "South Park" season 12 is "Tonsil Trouble", rated 7.9/10 from 3355 user votes. It was directed by Trey Parker and written by Trey Parker. "Tonsil Trouble" aired on 3/12/2008 and is rated 0.8 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Britney's New Look".
7.9/10 3,355 votes#1 - Tonsil Trouble
Season 12 Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2008
After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.1/10 3,382 votes#2 - Britney's New Look
Season 12 Episode 2 - Aired 3/19/2008
While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/10 4,159 votes#3 - Major Boobage
Season 12 Episode 3 - Aired 3/26/2008
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Matt Stone, Trey Parker
7.7/10 3,052 votes#4 - Canada on Strike
Season 12 Episode 4 - Aired 4/2/2008
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.6/10 2,949 votes#5 - Eek, A Penis!
Season 12 Episode 5 - Aired 4/9/2008
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/10 3,542 votes#6 - Over Logging
Season 12 Episode 6 - Aired 4/16/2008
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.3/10 3,228 votes#7 - Super Fun Time
Season 12 Episode 7 - Aired 4/23/2008
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.7/10 3,229 votes#8 - The China Probrem
Season 12 Episode 8 - Aired 10/8/2008
After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/10 3,624 votes#9 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
Season 12 Episode 9 - Aired 10/15/2008
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.0/10 2,882 votes#10 - Pandemic
Season 12 Episode 10 - Aired 10/22/2008
The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.8/10 2,795 votes#11 - Pandemic 2: The Startling
Season 12 Episode 11 - Aired 10/29/2008
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.7/10 2,802 votes#12 - About Last Night...
Season 12 Episode 12 - Aired 11/5/2008
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.6/10 2,810 votes#13 - Elementary School Musical
Season 12 Episode 13 - Aired 11/12/2008
Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
7.7/10 2,779 votes#14 - The Ungroundable
Season 12 Episode 14 - Aired 11/19/2008
Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker