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The Dick Van Dyke Show S2E14 — Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

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The Dick Van Dyke Show•Season 2•Episode 14

Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

7.9/10 · 388 votesDec 26, 196225 min

Ranked #7 of 32 in Season 2•+0.3 vs season avg

Rob recalls directing last year’s PTA variety show, when jealousy interfered as he tried to pair the perfect Cleopatra with an amorous Mark Antony.

Directed byJohn Rich

Written byMartin Ragaway

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Episode Summary

"Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra" is episode 14 of The Dick Van Dyke Show season 2. It scored 7.9/10 from 388 votes, ranking #7 of 32 episodes this season (season average 7.6). Directed by John Rich and written by Martin Ragaway, it aired on December 26, 1962.

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