6.5/10651 votes#1 - Magnificent Seven
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 9/13/1992
Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.4/10618 votes#2 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 9/20/1992
Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Ron Leavitt
7.0/10581 votes#3 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 9/27/1992
Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.6/10582 votes#4 - Al on the Rocks
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 10/4/1992
Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.4/10557 votes#5 - What I Did for Love
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 10/11/1992
Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.2/10634 votes#6 - Frat Chance
Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/1992
Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
7.7/10580 votes#7 - The Chicago Wine Party
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/1992
The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.5/10583 votes#8 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/1992
Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: N/A
7.7/10649 votes#9 - Rock of Ages
Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/1992
Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.4/10554 votes#10 - Death of a Shoe Salesman
Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/1992
Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.8/10567 votes#11 - The Old College Try
Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/1992
Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.5/10595 votes#12 - Christmas
Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1992
Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.9/10609 votes#13 - Wedding Show
Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/1993
Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.2/10564 votes#14 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 1/24/1993
Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.4/10561 votes#15 - Heels on Wheels
Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/1993
Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.6/10568 votes#16 - Mr. Empty Pants
Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/1993
Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.9/10609 votes#17 - You Can't Miss
Season 7 Episode 17 - Aired 2/21/1993
Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: N/A
7.5/10596 votes#18 - Peggy and the Pirates
Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 2/28/1993
Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.4/10561 votes#19 - Go for the Old
Season 7 Episode 19 - Aired 3/14/1993
Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.7/10564 votes#20 - Un-Alful Entry
Season 7 Episode 20 - Aired 3/28/1993
Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Larry Jacobson
8.3/10699 votes#21 - Movie Show
Season 7 Episode 21 - Aired 4/11/1993
The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.8/10552 votes#22 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 4/25/1993
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.4/10542 votes#23 - Tis Time to Smell the Roses
Season 7 Episode 23 - Aired 5/2/1993
Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kevin Curran
7.7/10558 votes#24 - Old Insurance Dodge
Season 7 Episode 24 - Aired 5/9/1993
Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
7.9/10583 votes#25 - The Wedding Repercussions
Season 7 Episode 25 - Aired 5/16/1993
Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 7
Every episode of Married... with Children Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 7!
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...
Genre:Comedy
Network:FOX
Season 7 Ratings Summary
"Magnificent Seven" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 7. It scored 6.5/10 based on 651 votes. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by N/A, it aired on 9/13/1992. This episode is rated 0.9 points higher than the second-best, "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp".