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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 7

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Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 21 - Movie Show
    8.4/10(696 votes)

    S7:E21

    The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 26 - The Proposition
    8.0/10(610 votes)

    S7:E26

    Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 11 - The Old College Try
    7.9/10(571 votes)

    S7:E11

    Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 13 - Wedding Show
    7.9/10(602 votes)

    S7:E13

    Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 17 - You Can't Miss
    7.9/10(604 votes)

    S7:E17

    Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 25 - The Wedding Repercussions
    7.9/10(576 votes)

    S7:E25

    Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 7 - The Chicago Wine Party
    7.8/10(588 votes)

    S7:E7

    The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 9 - Rock of Ages
    7.8/10(655 votes)

    S7:E9

    Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 22 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
    7.8/10(552 votes)

    S7:E22

    Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 24 - Old Insurance Dodge
    7.8/10(554 votes)

    S7:E24

    Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  11. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 20 - Un-Alful Entry
    7.7/10(572 votes)

    S7:E20

    Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  12. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 4 - Al on the Rocks
    7.6/10(584 votes)

    S7:E4

    Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 8 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
    7.6/10(586 votes)

    S7:E8

    Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 12 - Christmas
    7.6/10(603 votes)

    S7:E12

    Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 16 - Mr. Empty Pants
    7.6/10(568 votes)

    S7:E16

    Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 18 - Peggy and the Pirates
    7.5/10(599 votes)

    S7:E18

    Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 19 - Go for the Old
    7.5/10(563 votes)

    S7:E19

    Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 2 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp
    7.4/10(611 votes)

    S7:E2

    Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Ron Leavitt

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  19. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 5 - What I Did for Love
    7.4/10(555 votes)

    S7:E5

    Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 10 - Death of a Shoe Salesman
    7.4/10(563 votes)

    S7:E10

    Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 15 - Heels on Wheels
    7.4/10(557 votes)

    S7:E15

    Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 23 - 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
    7.4/10(539 votes)

    S7:E23

    Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Kevin Curran

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  23. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 6 - Frat Chance
    7.3/10(577 votes)

    S7:E6

    Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  24. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 14 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
    7.3/10(562 votes)

    S7:E14

    Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Married... with Children Season 7 Episode 3 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday
    6.9/10(582 votes)

    S7:E3

    Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Movie Show" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 7. It scored 8.4/10 based on 696 votes. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/11/1993. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "The Proposition".