The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.

Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.

Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.

Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.

The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.