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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 7

Every episode of Married... with Children Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 7!

The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 7

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...

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  1. 8.3/10(712 votes)

    #1 - Movie Show

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    S7:E21

    The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  2. 7.9/10(620 votes)

    #2 - Wedding Show

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    S7:E13

    Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  3. 7.9/10(619 votes)

    #3 - You Can't Miss

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    S7:E17

    Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

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    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:N/A
  4. 7.9/10(592 votes)

    #4 - The Wedding Repercussions

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    S7:E25

    Bud's cousin shows up angry after finding out that someone slept with his wife before their wedding... not knowing that that person is Bud.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  5. 7.9/10(618 votes)

    #5 - The Proposition

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    S7:E26

    Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  6. 7.8/10(579 votes)

    #6 - The Old College Try

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    S7:E11

    Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
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  8. 7.8/10(561 votes)

    #7 - 'Til Death Do Us Part

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    S7:E22

    Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  9. 7.7/10(594 votes)

    #8 - The Chicago Wine Party

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    S7:E7

    The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  10. 7.7/10(662 votes)

    #9 - Rock of Ages

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    S7:E9

    Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  11. 7.7/10(573 votes)

    #10 - Un-Alful Entry

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    S7:E20

    Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

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  12. 7.7/10(567 votes)

    #11 - Old Insurance Dodge

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    S7:E24

    Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

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  13. 7.6/10(593 votes)

    #12 - Al on the Rocks

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    S7:E4

    Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  14. 7.6/10(574 votes)

    #13 - Mr. Empty Pants

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    S7:E16

    Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  15. 7.5/10(596 votes)

    #14 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

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    S7:E8

    Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

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    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:N/A
  16. 7.5/10(604 votes)

    #15 - Christmas

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    S7:E12

    Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  17. 7.5/10(605 votes)

    #16 - Peggy and the Pirates

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    S7:E18

    Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  18. 7.4/10(628 votes)

    #17 - T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

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    S7:E2

    Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  19. 7.4/10(566 votes)

    #18 - Death of a Shoe Salesman

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    S7:E10

    Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  20. 7.4/10(569 votes)

    #19 - Heels on Wheels

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    S7:E15

    Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  21. 7.4/10(569 votes)

    #20 - Go for the Old

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    S7:E19

    Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

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  22. 7.4/10(551 votes)

    #21 - Tis Time to Smell the Roses

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    S7:E23

    Al plans on retiring early, but Peggy spends too much money shopping and he must get a job at Homeplate Athletic Shoes.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  23. 7.3/10(566 votes)

    #22 - What I Did for Love

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    S7:E5

    Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  24. 7.2/10(645 votes)

    #23 - Frat Chance

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    S7:E6

    Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

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  25. 7.2/10(572 votes)

    #24 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

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    S7:E14

    Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

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    Director:N/A
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  26. 6.9/10(591 votes)

    #25 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday

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    S7:E3

    Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Movie Show" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 7. It scored 8.3/10 based on 712 votes. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by N/A, it aired on 4/11/1993. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Wedding Show".