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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 1

Every episode of Married... with Children Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 1!

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...
Genre:Comedy
Network:FOX

Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Pilot" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 1. It scored 7.8/10 based on 1258 votes. Directed by Linda Day and written by Ron Leavitt, Michael G. Moye, it aired on 4/5/1987. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Thinnergy".

  • Pilot
    7.8/101,258 votes

    #1 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/1987

    In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael G. Moye

  • Thinnergy
    7.4/101,048 votes

    #2 - Thinnergy

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/12/1987

    Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse. When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael G. Moye

  • But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy
    7.7/101,004 votes

    #3 - But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/19/1987

    The Bundys and the Rhoades' hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades' buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog, thinking it was a burglar.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Ron Burla

  • Whose Room Is It Anyway
    7.5/10927 votes

    #4 - Whose Room Is It Anyway

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/26/1987

    Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win?

    Director: Zane Buzby

    Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung

  • Have You Driven a Ford Lately?
    7.6/10925 votes

    #5 - Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/1987

    Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Katherine Green, Richard Gurman

  • Sixteen Years and What Do You Get
    7.6/10904 votes

    #6 - Sixteen Years and What Do You Get

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/1987

    Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Katherine Green, Richard Gurman

  • Married... without Children
    7.8/10893 votes

    #7 - Married... without Children

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 5/17/1987

    In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades' learn that babysitting the young Bundys is a mistake when the kids turn their home into a rioting party.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Matt Geller

  • The Poker Game
    7.8/10844 votes

    #8 - The Poker Game

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 5/24/1987

    Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the check back.

    Director: Brian Levant

    Writer: Ron Leavitt, Michael G. Moye

  • Peggy Sue Got Work
    7.7/10841 votes

    #9 - Peggy Sue Got Work

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 5/31/1987

    Peg wants a VCR and Al won't get it for her. She ends up working at a department store for money, which disrupts her and Al's relationship.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Ellen L. Fogle

  • Al Loses His Cherry
    7.8/10854 votes

    #10 - Al Loses His Cherry

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 6/7/1987

    Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.

    Director: Arlando Smith

    Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung

  • Nightmare on Al's Street
    8.0/10859 votes

    #11 - Nightmare on Al's Street

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 6/14/1987

    Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Michael G. Moye

  • Where's the Boss
    7.5/10811 votes

    #12 - Where's the Boss

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 6/21/1987

    After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Marcy Vosburgh, Sandy Sprung

  • Johnny Be Gone
    7.8/10824 votes

    #13 - Johnny Be Gone

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 6/28/1987

    Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

    Director: Linda Day

    Writer: Katherine Green, Richard Gurman