The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 5

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

Director: Linda Day

Writer: N/A

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

Director: Linda Day

Writer: N/A

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Kevin Curran

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Bill Prady

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Ron Leavitt

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Peter Gaffney

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Ron Leavitt

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Kevin Curran

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Katherine Green

The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Katherine Green

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

Director: Linda Day

Writer: N/A

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Chip Johannessen

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Katherine Green

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Ron Leavitt