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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 5

Every episode of Married... with Children Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 5!

The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 5

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...

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  1. 8.6/10(814 votes)

    #1 - You Better Shop Around (1)

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    S5:E21

    Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

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    Director:Linda Day
    Writer:N/A
  2. 8.5/10(745 votes)

    #2 - You Better Shop Around (2)

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    S5:E22

    The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

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    Director:Linda Day
    Writer:N/A
  3. 8.3/10(769 votes)

    #3 - Married ... with Aliens

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    S5:E7

    Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  4. 8.3/10(714 votes)

    #4 - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

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    S5:E9

    Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  5. 8.3/10(700 votes)

    #5 - The Godfather

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    S5:E13

    Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  6. 8.3/10(746 votes)

    #6 - Oldies but Young 'Uns

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    S5:E17

    Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Bill Prady
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  8. 8.2/10(760 votes)

    #7 - The Dance Show

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    S5:E5

    Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  9. 8.1/10(721 votes)

    #8 - We'll Follow the Sun

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    S5:E1

    The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  10. 8.1/10(760 votes)

    #9 - Kelly Bounces Back

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    S5:E6

    Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  11. 8.1/10(669 votes)

    #10 - Married ... with Who

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    S5:E12

    Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  12. 8.1/10(720 votes)

    #11 - All Night Security Dude

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    S5:E16

    Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  13. 8.0/10(739 votes)

    #12 - Al... with Kelly

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    S5:E2

    Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  14. 8.0/10(693 votes)

    #13 - Wabbit Season

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    S5:E8

    A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  15. 8.0/10(661 votes)

    #14 - And Baby Makes Money

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    S5:E11

    Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  16. 8.0/10(666 votes)

    #15 - Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

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    S5:E18

    Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  17. 7.9/10(638 votes)

    #16 - A Man's Castle

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    S5:E15

    Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  18. 7.8/10(645 votes)

    #17 - One Down, Two to Go

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    S5:E10

    Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  19. 7.7/10(640 votes)

    #18 - Sue Casa, His Casa

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    S5:E3

    After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  20. 7.7/10(713 votes)

    #19 - The Unnatural

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    S5:E4

    Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

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  21. 7.7/10(649 votes)

    #20 - Route 666 (2)

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    S5:E24

    The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  22. 7.6/10(642 votes)

    #21 - Route 666 (1)

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    S5:E23

    The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

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  23. 7.5/10(612 votes)

    #22 - Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

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    S5:E19

    Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

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    Director:Linda Day
    Writer:N/A
  24. 7.4/10(610 votes)

    #23 - Buck the Stud

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    S5:E25

    A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

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  25. 7.2/10(671 votes)

    #24 - Look Who's Barking

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    S5:E14

    Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

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  26. 5.5/10(733 votes)

    #25 - Top of the Heap

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    S5:E20

    In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"You Better Shop Around (1)" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 5. It scored 8.6/10 based on 814 votes. Directed by Linda Day and written by N/A, it aired on 4/14/1991. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "You Better Shop Around (2)".