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In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.

Pilot

Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse.   When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.

Thinnergy

The Bundys and the Rhoades' hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades' buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog, thinking it was a burglar.

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win?

Whose Room Is It Anyway

Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get

In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades' learn that babysitting the young Bundys is a mistake when the kids turn their home into a rioting party.

Married... without Children

Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the check back.

The Poker Game

Peg wants a VCR and Al won't get it for her. She ends up working at a department store for money, which disrupts her and Al's relationship.

Peggy Sue Got Work

Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.

Al Loses His Cherry

Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them.

Nightmare on Al's Street

After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.

Where's the Boss

Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

Johnny Be Gone

In the second season opener, the Bundys go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.

Poppy's By the Tree (1)

Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her.

Poppy's By the Tree (2)

Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family.

If I Were a Rich Man

One of the Bundys neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundys to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do.

Buck Can Do It

Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidentally loses her wedding ring ... down a stripper's pants.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)

A stripper shows up at Al's with Marcy's wedding ring. Al convinces Steve to make Marcy feel guilty about losing it, and confronts Peg about what she was doing at the strip club.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2)

The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers.

Born to Walk

Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player short, Steve has to step in to help.

Alley of the Dolls

A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.

The Razor's Edge

Al tries to improve Peg's softball skills while Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.

How do You Spell Revenge?

Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her.

Earth Angel

This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.

You Better Watch Out

Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.

Guys and Dolls

A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.

Build a Better Mousetrap

When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree.

Master the Possibilities

On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.

Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah

The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.

The Great Escape

Marcy dents Steve's new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.

Im-Po-Dent

Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy.

Just Married ... With Children

Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet.

Father Lode

Peg's hillbilly relatives from W* County pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's inputs, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."

All in the Family

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

He Thought He Could

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

I'm Going to Sweatland

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

Poke High

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

The Camping Show

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

A Dump of My Own

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

Her Cups Runneth Over

Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

The Bald and the Beautiful

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

The Gypsy Cried

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

Requiem for a Dead Barber

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

Eatin' Out

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

My Mom, the Mom

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

A Three Job, No Income Family

Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

The Harder They Fall

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

The House That Peg Lost

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

Married ... with Prom Queen (1)

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

The Dateless Amigo

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

The Computer Show

When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

Life's a Beach

When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.

Hot off the Grill

Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

Kelly and Bud try to raise money to got to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.

Buck Saves the Day

Al goes to Marcy's dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.

Tooth or Consequences

Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the french girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.

Fair Exchange

A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her to get the magazines back.

Desperately Seeking Miss October

Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.

976-SHOE

Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.

Oh, What a Feeling

Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

At the Zoo

Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.

It's a Bundyful Life (1)

Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

It's a Bundyful Life (2)

Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.

Who'll Stop the Rain

After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must find a way to convince her.

A Taxing Problem

Kelly becomes a rock and roll singer with Bud as her agent.

Rock and Roll Girl

Peggy takes Marcy on a trip to Las Vegas to get over her divorce from Steve.

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (1)

Al, Bud and Kelly arrive in Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy completely broke, and they must find a way to raise some money to get back home.

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)

Bud tries to get revenge on a girl who humiliated him years ago.

What Goes Around Came Around

Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score. Al beats the score, but minutes later, Peggy bowls a perfect game, destroying Al's self-esteem.

Peggy Turns 300

Peggy must repeat Home Ec class to get her high school diploma.

Peggy Made a Little Lamb

Kelly gets a new job as a weather girl at a local news station.

Rain Girl

Al has to judge a beauty contest at the shoe store and has nightmares about feet. Meanwhile, Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other.

The Agony of De-Feet

After discovering Peggy's latest purchases, Al throws a yard sale to get rid of a lot of the junk, but no one is interested.

Yard Sale

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

We'll Follow the Sun

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

Al... with Kelly

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

Sue Casa, His Casa

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

The Unnatural

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

The Dance Show

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

Kelly Bounces Back

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

Married ... with Aliens

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

Wabbit Season

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

One Down, Two to Go

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

And Baby Makes Money

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

Married ... with Who

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

The Godfather

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

Look Who's Barking

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

A Man's Castle

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

All Night Security Dude

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

Oldies but Young 'Uns

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

Top of the Heap

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

The Best Seasons of Married... with Children

The Best Seasons of Married... with Children

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Season 3

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Season 1

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