7.8/10547 votes#1 - Shoeway to Heaven
Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 9/4/1994
After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
8.1/10564 votes#2 - Driving Mr. Boondy
Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/1994
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.7/10511 votes#3 - Kelly Breaks Out
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 9/18/1994
Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
8.1/10577 votes#4 - Naughty but Niece
Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 9/25/1994
Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.6/10522 votes#5 - Business Sucks (1)
Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 10/2/1994
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.5/10509 votes#6 - Business Still Sucks (2)
Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 10/9/1994
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
8.0/10556 votes#7 - Dial B for Virgin
Season 9 Episode 7 - Aired 10/16/1994
Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Wayne Kline
8.1/10536 votes#8 - Sleepless in Chicago
Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/1994
Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.
Director: N/A
Writer: Katherine Green
8.1/10626 votes#9 - No Pot to Pease In
Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 11/6/1994
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.3/10537 votes#10 - Dud Bowl
Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 11/13/1994
Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
7.4/10518 votes#11 - A Man for No Seasons
Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 11/27/1994
When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
7.9/10541 votes#12 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 12/11/1994
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.9/10546 votes#13 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Season 9 Episode 13 - Aired 12/18/1994
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
8.2/10569 votes#14 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked
Season 9 Episode 14 - Aired 1/8/1995
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.9/10542 votes#15 - Kelly Takes a Shot
Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 1/15/1995
Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: N/A
6.6/10411 votes#16 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell
Season 9 Episode 16 - Aired 2/5/1995
On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Larry Jacobson
8.2/10573 votes#17 - 25 Years and What Do You Get?
Season 9 Episode 17 - Aired 2/12/1995
Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
7.5/10500 votes#18 - Ship Happens (1)
Season 9 Episode 18 - Aired 2/19/1995
The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
8.0/10539 votes#19 - Ship Happens (2)
Season 9 Episode 19 - Aired 2/26/1995
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
7.9/10532 votes#20 - Something Larry This Way Comes
Season 9 Episode 20 - Aired 3/12/1995
Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: Alison Taylor
7.3/10526 votes#21 - And Bingo was Her Game-O
Season 9 Episode 21 - Aired 3/26/1995
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
7.7/10510 votes#22 - User Friendly
Season 9 Episode 22 - Aired 4/9/1995
While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.
Director: N/A
Writer: Russell Marcus
7.8/10523 votes#23 - Pump Fiction
Season 9 Episode 23 - Aired 4/30/1995
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Kim Weiskopf
7.8/10523 votes#24 - Radio Free Trumaine
Season 9 Episode 24 - Aired 5/7/1995
In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: N/A
6.8/10420 votes#25 - Shoeless Al
Season 9 Episode 25 - Aired 5/14/1995
Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.
Director: Amanda Bearse
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 9
Every episode of Married... with Children Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 9!
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...
Genre:Comedy
Network:FOX
Season 9 Ratings Summary
"Shoeway to Heaven" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 9. It scored 7.8/10 based on 547 votes. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by N/A, it aired on 9/4/1994. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Driving Mr. Boondy".