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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 9

Every episode of Married... with Children Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 9!

The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 9

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...

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  1. 8.2/10(584 votes)

    #1 - 25 Years and What Do You Get?

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    S9:E17

    Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.

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  2. 8.1/10(579 votes)

    #2 - Driving Mr. Boondy

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    S9:E2

    Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  3. 8.1/10(590 votes)

    #3 - Naughty but Niece

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    S9:E4

    Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  4. 8.1/10(546 votes)

    #4 - Sleepless in Chicago

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    S9:E8

    Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.

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  5. 8.1/10(638 votes)

    #5 - No Pot to Pease In

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    S9:E9

    Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  6. 8.1/10(580 votes)

    #6 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

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    S9:E14

    Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.

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  8. 8.0/10(571 votes)

    #7 - Dial B for Virgin

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    S9:E7

    Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.

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    Director:Amanda Bearse
  9. 8.0/10(551 votes)

    #8 - Ship Happens (2)

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    S9:E19

    The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

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  10. 7.9/10(551 votes)

    #9 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)

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    S9:E12

    Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  11. 7.9/10(556 votes)

    #10 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)

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    S9:E13

    Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.

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  12. 7.9/10(553 votes)

    #11 - Kelly Takes a Shot

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    S9:E15

    Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.

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    Director:Amanda Bearse
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  13. 7.9/10(544 votes)

    #12 - Something Larry This Way Comes

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    S9:E20

    Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.

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  14. 7.8/10(533 votes)

    #13 - Pump Fiction

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    S9:E23

    Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  15. 7.8/10(536 votes)

    #14 - Radio Free Trumaine

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    S9:E24

    In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  16. 7.7/10(561 votes)

    #15 - Shoeway to Heaven

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    S9:E1

    After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  17. 7.7/10(522 votes)

    #16 - Kelly Breaks Out

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    S9:E3

    Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.

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  18. 7.7/10(521 votes)

    #17 - User Friendly

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    S9:E22

    While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.

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  19. 7.6/10(532 votes)

    #18 - Business Sucks (1)

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    S9:E5

    NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  20. 7.5/10(511 votes)

    #19 - Ship Happens (1)

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    S9:E18

    The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  21. 7.4/10(518 votes)

    #20 - Business Still Sucks (2)

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    S9:E6

    Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

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  22. 7.4/10(529 votes)

    #21 - A Man for No Seasons

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    S9:E11

    When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.

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  23. 7.3/10(546 votes)

    #22 - Dud Bowl

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    S9:E10

    Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  24. 7.3/10(539 votes)

    #23 - And Bingo was Her Game-O

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    S9:E21

    Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  25. 6.8/10(427 votes)

    #24 - Shoeless Al

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    S9:E25

    Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.

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    Director:Amanda Bearse
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  26. 6.8/10(570 votes)

    #25 - The Undergraduate

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    S9:E26

    A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

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    Director:Amanda Bearse
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Season 9 Ratings Summary

"25 Years and What Do You Get?" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 9. It scored 8.2/10 based on 584 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/12/1995. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Driving Mr. Boondy".