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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 9

Every episode of Married... with Children Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 9!

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Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 1 - Shoeway to Heaven
    7.8/10(586 votes)

    #1 - Shoeway to Heaven

    S9:E1

    After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 2 - Driving Mr. Boondy
    8.1/10(608 votes)

    #2 - Driving Mr. Boondy

    S9:E2

    Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 3 - Kelly Breaks Out
    7.7/10(547 votes)

    #3 - Kelly Breaks Out

    S9:E3

    Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  4. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 4 - Naughty But Niece
    8.2/10(620 votes)

    #4 - Naughty But Niece

    S9:E4

    Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 5 - Business Sucks (1)
    7.7/10(557 votes)

    #5 - Business Sucks (1)

    S9:E5

    NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 6 - Business Still Sucks (2)
    7.5/10(541 votes)

    #6 - Business Still Sucks (2)

    S9:E6

    Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 7 - Dial B for Virgin
    8.0/10(598 votes)

    #7 - Dial B for Virgin

    S9:E7

    Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Wayne Kline

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  8. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 8 - Sleepless in Chicago
    8.1/10(567 votes)

    #8 - Sleepless in Chicago

    S9:E8

    Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Katherine Green

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  9. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 9 - No Pot to Pease In
    8.1/10(665 votes)

    #9 - No Pot to Pease In

    S9:E9

    Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 10 - Dud Bowl
    7.3/10(572 votes)

    #10 - Dud Bowl

    S9:E10

    Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Kim Weiskopf

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  11. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 11 - A Man for No Seasons
    7.5/10(552 votes)

    #11 - A Man for No Seasons

    S9:E11

    When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Kim Weiskopf

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  12. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 12 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)
    7.9/10(579 votes)

    #12 - I Want My Psycho Dad (1)

    S9:E12

    Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 13 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
    8.0/10(581 votes)

    #13 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)

    S9:E13

    Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 14 - The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
    8.2/10(607 votes)

    #14 - The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked

    S9:E14

    Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 15 - Kelly Takes a Shot
    7.9/10(578 votes)

    #15 - Kelly Takes a Shot

    S9:E15

    Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 16 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell
    6.7/10(436 votes)

    #16 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell

    S9:E16

    On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  17. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 17 - 25 Years and What Do You Get?
    8.3/10(612 votes)

    #17 - 25 Years and What Do You Get?

    S9:E17

    Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 18 - Ship Happens (1)
    7.5/10(533 votes)

    #18 - Ship Happens (1)

    S9:E18

    The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 19 - Ship Happens (2)
    8.0/10(576 votes)

    #19 - Ship Happens (2)

    S9:E19

    The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Katherine Green

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  20. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 20 - Something Larry This Way Comes
    7.9/10(570 votes)

    #20 - Something Larry This Way Comes

    S9:E20

    Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Alison Taylor

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  21. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 21 - And Bingo Was Her Game-O
    7.3/10(564 votes)

    #21 - And Bingo Was Her Game-O

    S9:E21

    Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 22 - User Friendly
    7.7/10(542 votes)

    #22 - User Friendly

    S9:E22

    While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Russell Marcus

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  23. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 23 - Pump Fiction
    7.9/10(559 votes)

    #23 - Pump Fiction

    S9:E23

    Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Kim Weiskopf

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  24. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 24 - Radio Free Trumaine
    7.8/10(562 votes)

    #24 - Radio Free Trumaine

    S9:E24

    In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Married... with Children Season 9 Episode 25 - Shoeless Al
    6.7/10(446 votes)

    #25 - Shoeless Al

    S9:E25

    Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 9 Ratings Summary

"Shoeway to Heaven" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 9. It scored 7.8/10 based on 586 votes. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/4/1994. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Driving Mr. Boondy".