In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

Sex gets in the way of Bud studying for his finals, and he risks being expelled when he is caught in the school library.

Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he well get back together with her mother.

Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.

A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to W* County.

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.

After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.

Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

Al, Peggy, and her parents go to a marriage retreat and water park to get her parents back together. Meanwhile, Kelly has a guy she likes, Carlos, who agrees to date her if Bud can amuse his sister.

Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.

Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse. When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.