In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

Bud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the "Strip Study" game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to graduate. Despite years of not ending up getting some, Bud gets lucky but falls asleep and realizes that in order to be able to concentrate on studying, he has to give up everything that reminds him of sex. This proves to be quite difficult. In order to find a place where nothing turns him on, Bud goes to the library. Surely he can forget about sex there?

Al and Bud go on a bear hunt in the woods to prove they're as manly as Peggy's father, Ephraim, so he can take back Peggy's unseen mother. Al and Bud bring back what they think is a dead bear they found in the woods, but they are in for a big surprise when the bear wakes up from hibernation and wreaks havoc on them and the city.

Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.

This half-hour special, hosted by Roy Firestone, features various Pulmuset (1987) sports-related highlights. It aired after the episode "Dud Bowl II" (1009) and included the following sports: Football (0910, 0615, 0613), Bowling (0420, 0209), Wrestling (0417), Basketball (0801), Baseball (0615, 0911), Boxing (0615) and Athletics (0719). Al also appears in a sports quiz (0823).

A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to W* County.

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.

Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.

After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.

Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos's cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date with Fawn. Fortunately for Bud, Esmeralda turns out to be quite hot. Meanwhile, Al and Peg take Ephraim and Peggy's unseen mother to a marriage retreat.