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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 8

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Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 1 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
    7.6/10(593 votes)

    #1 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

    S8:E1

    When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Kim Weiskopf

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  2. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 2 - Hood 'n the Boyz
    7.5/10(609 votes)

    #2 - Hood 'n the Boyz

    S8:E2

    Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 3 - Proud to Be Your Bud
    7.7/10(597 votes)

    #3 - Proud to Be Your Bud

    S8:E3

    The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 4 - Luck of the Bundys
    8.2/10(610 votes)

    #4 - Luck of the Bundys

    S8:E4

    When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 5 - Banking on Marcy
    7.7/10(589 votes)

    #5 - Banking on Marcy

    S8:E5

    Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 6 - No Chicken, No Check
    7.7/10(578 votes)

    #6 - No Chicken, No Check

    S8:E6

    Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 7 - Take My Wife, Please
    8.2/10(655 votes)

    #7 - Take My Wife, Please

    S8:E7

    While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 8 - Scared Single
    8.2/10(619 votes)

    #8 - Scared Single

    S8:E8

    Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Katherine Green

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  9. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 9 - NO MA'AM
    8.2/10(666 votes)

    #9 - NO MA'AM

    S8:E9

    Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  10. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 10 - Dances with Weezy
    7.9/10(593 votes)

    #10 - Dances with Weezy

    S8:E10

    Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 11 - Change for a Buck
    7.2/10(561 votes)

    #11 - Change for a Buck

    S8:E11

    Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Kim Weiskopf

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  12. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 12 - A Little Off the Top
    7.9/10(595 votes)

    #12 - A Little Off the Top

    S8:E12

    Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 13 - The Worst Noel
    7.8/10(574 votes)

    #13 - The Worst Noel

    S8:E13

    Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Larry Jacobson

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  14. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 14 - Sofa So Good
    7.5/10(558 votes)

    #14 - Sofa So Good

    S8:E14

    While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Doug McIntyre

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  15. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 15 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself
    8.0/10(561 votes)

    #15 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself

    S8:E15

    Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Wayne Kline

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  16. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 16 - How Green Was My Apple
    8.1/10(594 votes)

    #16 - How Green Was My Apple

    S8:E16

    A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Katherine Green

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  17. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 17 - Valentine's Day Massacre
    7.8/10(586 votes)

    #17 - Valentine's Day Massacre

    S8:E17

    Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 18 - Get Outta Dodge
    8.1/10(583 votes)

    #18 - Get Outta Dodge

    S8:E18

    Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Mark Driscoll

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  19. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 19 - Field of Screams
    7.7/10(553 votes)

    #19 - Field of Screams

    S8:E19

    Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 20 - The D'Arcy Files
    8.2/10(583 votes)

    #20 - The D'Arcy Files

    S8:E20

    Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 21 - Nooner or Later
    8.2/10(586 votes)

    #21 - Nooner or Later

    S8:E21

    Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 22 - Ride Scare
    7.6/10(562 votes)

    #22 - Ride Scare

    S8:E22

    Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
    7.5/10(563 votes)

    #23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

    S8:E23

    Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:Katherine Green

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  24. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 24 - Assault and Batteries
    7.9/10(571 votes)

    #24 - Assault and Batteries

    S8:E24

    When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Married... with Children Season 8 Episode 25 - Al Goes Deep
    7.6/10(531 votes)

    #25 - Al Goes Deep

    S8:E25

    Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

    Director:Amanda Bearse
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 8 Ratings Summary

"A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 8. It scored 7.6/10 based on 593 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Kim Weiskopf, it aired on 9/5/1993. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Hood 'n the Boyz".