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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 8

Every episode of Married... with Children Season 8 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 8!

The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 8

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...

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  1. 8.2/10(599 votes)

    #1 - Scared Single

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    S8:E8

    Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

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  2. 8.1/10(591 votes)

    #2 - Luck of the Bundys

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    S8:E4

    When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

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  3. 8.1/10(633 votes)

    #3 - Take My Wife, Please

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    S8:E7

    While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

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  4. 8.1/10(638 votes)

    #4 - NO MA'AM

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    S8:E9

    Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

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  5. 8.1/10(566 votes)

    #5 - Get Outta Dodge

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    S8:E18

    Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

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  6. 8.1/10(566 votes)

    #6 - The D'Arcy Files

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    S8:E20

    Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  8. 8.1/10(568 votes)

    #7 - Nooner or Nothing

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    S8:E21

    Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  9. 8.1/10(548 votes)

    #8 - Kelly Knows Something

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    S8:E26

    Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.

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    Director:Amanda Bearse
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  10. 8.0/10(573 votes)

    #9 - How Green was My Apple

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    S8:E16

    A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

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  11. 7.9/10(574 votes)

    #10 - A Little off the Top

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    S8:E12

    Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

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  12. 7.9/10(545 votes)

    #11 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself

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    S8:E15

    Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

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  13. 7.9/10(556 votes)

    #12 - Assault and Batteries

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    S8:E24

    When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

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  14. 7.8/10(570 votes)

    #13 - Dances with Weezy

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    S8:E10

    Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

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  15. 7.8/10(568 votes)

    #14 - Valentine's Day Massacre

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    S8:E17

    Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  16. 7.7/10(582 votes)

    #15 - Proud to Be Your Bud?

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    S8:E3

    The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

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  17. 7.7/10(571 votes)

    #16 - Banking on Marcy

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    S8:E5

    Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

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  18. 7.7/10(563 votes)

    #17 - No Chicken, No Check

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    S8:E6

    Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

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  19. 7.7/10(554 votes)

    #18 - The Worst Noel

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    S8:E13

    Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

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  20. 7.7/10(536 votes)

    #19 - Field of Screams

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    S8:E19

    Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  21. 7.6/10(577 votes)

    #20 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

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    S8:E1

    When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

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  22. 7.6/10(545 votes)

    #21 - Ride Scare

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    S8:E22

    Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

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  23. 7.5/10(543 votes)

    #22 - Sofa So Good

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    S8:E14

    While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

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  24. 7.5/10(550 votes)

    #23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

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    S8:E23

    Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

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  25. 7.5/10(518 votes)

    #24 - Al Goes Deep

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    S8:E25

    Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

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    Director:Amanda Bearse
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  26. 7.4/10(590 votes)

    #25 - Hood 'n the Boyz

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    S8:E2

    Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

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Season 8 Ratings Summary

"Scared Single" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 8. It scored 8.2/10 based on 599 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Katherine Green, it aired on 11/7/1993. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Luck of the Bundys".