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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 8

Every episode of Married... with Children Season 8 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 8!

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...
Genre:Comedy
Network:FOX

Season 8 Ratings Summary

"A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 8. It scored 7.6/10 based on 564 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Kim Weiskopf, it aired on 9/5/1993. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Hood 'n the Boyz".

  • A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
    7.6/10564 votes

    #1 - A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

    Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 9/5/1993

    When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Kim Weiskopf

  • Hood 'n the Boyz
    7.5/10580 votes

    #2 - Hood 'n the Boyz

    Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/1993

    Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Proud to Be Your Bud?
    7.7/10573 votes

    #3 - Proud to Be Your Bud?

    Season 8 Episode 3 - Aired 9/19/1993

    The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Luck of the Bundys
    8.1/10580 votes

    #4 - Luck of the Bundys

    Season 8 Episode 4 - Aired 9/26/1993

    When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Banking on Marcy
    7.7/10559 votes

    #5 - Banking on Marcy

    Season 8 Episode 5 - Aired 10/3/1993

    Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • No Chicken, No Check
    7.7/10551 votes

    #6 - No Chicken, No Check

    Season 8 Episode 6 - Aired 10/10/1993

    Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Take My Wife, Please
    8.1/10619 votes

    #7 - Take My Wife, Please

    Season 8 Episode 7 - Aired 10/24/1993

    While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Scared Single
    8.2/10588 votes

    #8 - Scared Single

    Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/1993

    Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Katherine Green

  • NO MA'AM
    8.1/10621 votes

    #9 - NO MA'AM

    Season 8 Episode 9 - Aired 11/14/1993

    Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Larry Jacobson

  • Dances with Weezy
    7.9/10557 votes

    #10 - Dances with Weezy

    Season 8 Episode 10 - Aired 11/21/1993

    Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Change for a Buck
    7.2/10529 votes

    #11 - Change for a Buck

    Season 8 Episode 11 - Aired 11/28/1993

    Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

    Director: Amanda Bearse

    Writer: Kim Weiskopf

  • A Little off the Top
    7.9/10562 votes

    #12 - A Little off the Top

    Season 8 Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/1993

    Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Worst Noel
    7.7/10542 votes

    #13 - The Worst Noel

    Season 8 Episode 13 - Aired 12/19/1993

    Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

    Director: Amanda Bearse

    Writer: Larry Jacobson

  • Sofa So Good
    7.5/10532 votes

    #14 - Sofa So Good

    Season 8 Episode 14 - Aired 1/16/1994

    While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

    Director: Amanda Bearse

    Writer: Doug McIntyre

  • Honey, I Blew Up Myself
    7.9/10534 votes

    #15 - Honey, I Blew Up Myself

    Season 8 Episode 15 - Aired 1/23/1994

    Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Wayne Kline

  • How Green was My Apple
    8.0/10558 votes

    #16 - How Green was My Apple

    Season 8 Episode 16 - Aired 2/6/1994

    A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: Katherine Green

  • Valentine's Day Massacre
    7.8/10558 votes

    #17 - Valentine's Day Massacre

    Season 8 Episode 17 - Aired 2/13/1994

    Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: N/A

  • Get Outta Dodge
    8.1/10554 votes

    #18 - Get Outta Dodge

    Season 8 Episode 18 - Aired 2/20/1994

    Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Mark Driscoll

  • Field of Screams
    7.7/10525 votes

    #19 - Field of Screams

    Season 8 Episode 19 - Aired 2/27/1994

    Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: N/A

  • The D'Arcy Files
    8.1/10556 votes

    #20 - The D'Arcy Files

    Season 8 Episode 20 - Aired 3/20/1994

    Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: N/A

  • Nooner or Nothing
    8.1/10555 votes

    #21 - Nooner or Nothing

    Season 8 Episode 21 - Aired 4/10/1994

    Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: N/A

  • Ride Scare
    7.6/10535 votes

    #22 - Ride Scare

    Season 8 Episode 22 - Aired 4/24/1994

    Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
    7.5/10538 votes

    #23 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

    Season 8 Episode 23 - Aired 5/1/1994

    Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: Katherine Green

  • Assault and Batteries
    7.9/10544 votes

    #24 - Assault and Batteries

    Season 8 Episode 24 - Aired 5/8/1994

    When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Al Goes Deep
    7.5/10509 votes

    #25 - Al Goes Deep

    Season 8 Episode 25 - Aired 5/15/1994

    Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

    Director: Amanda Bearse

    Writer: N/A