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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 3

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The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 3

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is...

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  1. 7.2/10(10 votes)

    #1 - Eatin' Out

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    S3:E10

    The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  2. 7.1/10(8 votes)

    #2 - Her Cups Runneth Over

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    S3:E6

    Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
    Writer:N/A
  3. 7.1/10(9 votes)

    #3 - A Three Job, No Income Family

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    S3:E13

    Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  4. 6.9/10(8 votes)

    #4 - The Harder They Fall

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    S3:E14

    Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
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  5. 6.9/10(8 votes)

    #5 - The House That Peg Lost

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    S3:E15

    Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

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    Director:Gerry Cohen
  6. 6.9/10(8 votes)

    #6 - Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)

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    S3:E17

    Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

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  8. 6.8/10(8 votes)

    #7 - The Camping Show

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    S3:E4

    A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

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  9. 6.8/10(8 votes)

    #8 - A Dump of My Own

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    S3:E5

    Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

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  10. 6.8/10(8 votes)

    #9 - The Dateless Amigo

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    S3:E18

    Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

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  11. 6.6/10(9 votes)

    #10 - I'm Going to Sweatland

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    S3:E2

    Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

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  12. 6.6/10(8 votes)

    #11 - The Gypsy Cried

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    S3:E8

    When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

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  13. 6.5/10(10 votes)

    #12 - He Thought He Could

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    S3:E1

    In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

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  14. 6.5/10(10 votes)

    #13 - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

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    S3:E12

    Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

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  15. 6.5/10(8 votes)

    #14 - Married ... with Prom Queen (1)

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    S3:E16

    Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

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  16. 6.5/10(8 votes)

    #15 - The Computer Show

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    S3:E19

    Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

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  17. 6.5/10(8 votes)

    #16 - Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

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    S3:E21

    When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

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  18. 6.4/10(8 votes)

    #17 - The Bald and the Beautiful

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    S3:E7

    Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

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  19. 6.4/10(8 votes)

    #18 - Requiem for a Dead Barber

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    S3:E9

    Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

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  20. 6.3/10(9 votes)

    #19 - Life's a Beach

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    S3:E20

    When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

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  21. 5.9/10(9 votes)

    #20 - My Mom, the Mom

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    S3:E11

    Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

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  22. 5.6/10(9 votes)

    #21 - Poke High

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    S3:E3

    A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Eatin' Out" is the best rated episode of "Married... with Children" season 3. It scored 7.2/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by Gerry Cohen and written by N/A, it aired on 2/19/1989. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Her Cups Runneth Over".