The Best Episodes of Married... with Children Season 3

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Ron Leavitt

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Ron Leavitt

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

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Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

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Writer: Ron Leavitt

Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

Director: Gerry Cohen

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Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

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Writer: Jules Dennis, Richard Mueller

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: Steve Granat

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

Director: Gerry Cohen

Writer: N/A

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

Director: Gerry Cohen

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