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The Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 3

Every episode of Family Guy Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 3!

The Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 3

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids....
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    7.2/10(29 votes)

    #1 - The Thin White Line (1)

    S3:E1

    Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

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    Director:Glen Hill
  2. Background image for Brian Does Hollywood (2)
    7.1/10(30 votes)

    #2 - Brian Does Hollywood (2)

    S3:E2

    Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

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    Director:Gavin Dell
  3. Background image for Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
    6.7/10(28 votes)

    #3 - Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

    S3:E3

    The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

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    Director:Brian Hogan
  4. Background image for One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
    6.5/10(29 votes)

    #4 - One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

    S3:E4

    When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

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  5. Background image for And the Wiener Is...
    7.0/10(30 votes)

    #5 - And the Wiener Is...

    S3:E5

    Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

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  6. Background image for Death Lives
    7.3/10(28 votes)

    #6 - Death Lives

    S3:E6

    After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

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    Director:Rob Renzetti
    Writer:Mike Henry
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  8. Background image for Lethal Weapons
    6.9/10(28 votes)

    #7 - Lethal Weapons

    S3:E7

    New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

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  9. Background image for The Kiss Seen Around the World
    6.2/10(27 votes)

    #8 - The Kiss Seen Around the World

    S3:E8

    Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

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  10. Background image for Mr. Saturday Knight
    6.8/10(28 votes)

    #9 - Mr. Saturday Knight

    S3:E9

    Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

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  11. Background image for Fish out of Water
    6.5/10(28 votes)

    #10 - Fish out of Water

    S3:E10

    When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

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  12. Background image for Emission Impossible
    7.2/10(28 votes)

    #11 - Emission Impossible

    S3:E11

    Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

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  13. Background image for To Love and Die in Dixie
    7.1/10(29 votes)

    #12 - To Love and Die in Dixie

    S3:E12

    The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

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  14. Background image for Screwed the Pooch
    6.7/10(26 votes)

    #13 - Screwed the Pooch

    S3:E13

    Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

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  15. Background image for Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
    6.9/10(26 votes)

    #14 - Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

    S3:E14

    While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

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  16. Background image for Ready, Willing, and Disabled
    6.8/10(26 votes)

    #15 - Ready, Willing, and Disabled

    S3:E15

    Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

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  17. Background image for A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
    6.5/10(28 votes)

    #16 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

    S3:E16

    Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

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  18. Background image for Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
    6.9/10(28 votes)

    #17 - Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

    S3:E17

    Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

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  19. Background image for From Method to Madness
    6.9/10(28 votes)

    #18 - From Method to Madness

    S3:E18

    Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

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  20. Background image for Stuck Together, Torn Apart
    6.9/10(28 votes)

    #19 - Stuck Together, Torn Apart

    S3:E19

    Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

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  21. Background image for Road to Europe
    7.1/10(29 votes)

    #20 - Road to Europe

    S3:E20

    Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

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  22. Background image for Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
    7.0/10(28 votes)

    #21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

    S3:E21

    Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

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  23. Background image for When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
    6.6/10(25 votes)

    #22 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

    S3:E22

    The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

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    Director:Dan Povenmire

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"The Thin White Line (1)" is the best rated episode of "Family Guy" season 3. It scored 7.2/10 based on 29 votes. Directed by Glen Hill and written by Steve Callaghan, it aired on 7/11/2001. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Brian Does Hollywood (2)".