The Worst Episodes of Family Guy

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

Director: Greg Colton

Writer: Damien Fahey

Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.

Director: Joseph Lee

Writer: Alex Carter

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

Director: Mike Kim

Writer: Steve Callaghan

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

Director: Greg Colton

Writer: Andrew Goldberg

Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

Director: Steve Robertson

Writer: Gary Janetti

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

Director: Brian Iles

Writer: Mark Hentemann

When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.

Director: Jerry Langford

Writer: Travis Bowe

Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.

Director: Mike Kim

Writer: Alex Carter

After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

Director: Julius Wu

Writer: Brian Scully

Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.

Director: Joe Vaux

Writer: Patrick Meighan

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Director: Greg Colton

Writer: Artie Johann

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.

Director: John Holmquist

Writer: Travis Bowe

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.

Director: Steve Robertson

Writer: Tom Devanney

When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine - and restoring him to his "true height" of 6'5".

Director: Joe Vaux

Writer: Steve Callaghan

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

Director: Julius Wu

Writer: Alex Carter

Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.

Director: Jerry Langford

Writer: Chris Sheridan

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

Director: Joseph Lee

Writer: Ted Jessup

Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.

Director: Greg Colton

Writer: Alex Carter

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

Director: Steve Robertson

Writer: Wellesley Wild

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far.

Director: Brian Iles

Writer: Kevin Biggins

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Director: Greg Colton

Writer: Matt McElaney

When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.

Director: Brian Iles

Writer: Damien Fahey

Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a "male talk show."

Director: John Holmquist

Writer: Damien Fahey

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

Director: Peter Shin, Joe Vaux

Writer: Mark Hentemann

Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".

Director: Brian Iles

Writer: Chris Regan