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The Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 13

Every episode of Family Guy Season 13 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 13!

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids....
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:FOX

Season 13 Ratings Summary

"The Simpsons Guy" is the best rated episode of "Family Guy" season 13. It scored 8.4/10 based on 5266 votes. Directed by Peter Shin and written by Patrick Meighan, it aired on 9/28/2014. This episode is rated 1.8 points higher than the second-best, "The Book of Joe".

  • The Simpsons Guy
    8.4/105,266 votes

    #1 - The Simpsons Guy

    Season 13 Episode 1 - Aired 9/28/2014

    In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks and skateboarding from Bart, while Lisa discovers - to her annoyance - that Meg is as good at playing the saxophone as she is. Peter bonds with Homer as they locate the missing car, but then they fight after Peter loses his job when Pawtucket Patriot is revealed to be a copy of Duff Beer.

    Director: Peter Shin

    Writer: Patrick Meighan

  • The Book of Joe
    6.6/101,467 votes

    #2 - The Book of Joe

    Season 13 Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2014

    Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.

    Director: Mike Kim

    Writer: Mike Desilets

  • Baking Bad
    6.9/101,512 votes

    #3 - Baking Bad

    Season 13 Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2014

    Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.

    Director: Jerry Langford

    Writer: Mark Hentemann

  • Brian the Closer
    6.7/101,462 votes

    #4 - Brian the Closer

    Season 13 Episode 4 - Aired 11/9/2014

    Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

    Director: John Holmquist

    Writer: Steve Marmel

  • Turkey Guys
    6.8/101,411 votes

    #5 - Turkey Guys

    Season 13 Episode 5 - Aired 11/16/2014

    On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

    Director: Julius Wu

    Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

  • The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
    6.0/101,646 votes

    #6 - The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

    Season 13 Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/2014

    After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

    Director: Joseph Lee

    Writer: Ted Jessup

  • Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
    7.4/101,511 votes

    #7 - Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

    Season 13 Episode 7 - Aired 1/4/2015

    To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

    Director: Joe Vaux

    Writer: Alex Carter

  • Our Idiot Brian
    7.0/101,394 votes

    #8 - Our Idiot Brian

    Season 13 Episode 8 - Aired 1/11/2015

    When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

    Director: John Holmquist

    Writer: Aaron Lee

  • This Little Piggy
    6.7/101,330 votes

    #9 - This Little Piggy

    Season 13 Episode 9 - Aired 1/25/2015

    Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

    Director: Brian Iles

    Writer: Kristin Long

  • Quagmire's Mom
    6.6/101,407 votes

    #10 - Quagmire's Mom

    Season 13 Episode 10 - Aired 2/8/2015

    After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Tom Devanney

  • Encyclopedia Griffin
    6.5/101,305 votes

    #11 - Encyclopedia Griffin

    Season 13 Episode 11 - Aired 2/15/2015

    Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.

    Director: Jerry Langford

    Writer: Lew Morton

  • Stewie Is Enceinte
    5.7/101,855 votes

    #12 - Stewie Is Enceinte

    Season 13 Episode 12 - Aired 3/8/2015

    Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

    Director: Steve Robertson

    Writer: Gary Janetti

  • Dr. C and the Women
    6.5/101,263 votes

    #13 - Dr. C and the Women

    Season 13 Episode 13 - Aired 3/15/2015

    Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.

    Director: Mike Kim

    Writer: Travis Bowe

  • #JOLO
    7.0/101,285 votes

    #14 - #JOLO

    Season 13 Episode 14 - Aired 4/12/2015

    When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.

    Director: Julius Wu

    Writer: Artie Johann, Shawn Ries

  • Once Bitten
    6.7/101,269 votes

    #15 - Once Bitten

    Season 13 Episode 15 - Aired 4/19/2015

    After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

    Director: Joseph Lee

    Writer: Anthony Blasucci

  • Roasted Guy
    7.2/101,343 votes

    #16 - Roasted Guy

    Season 13 Episode 16 - Aired 4/26/2015

    Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.

    Director: Joe Vaux

    Writer: Andrew Goldberg

  • Fighting Irish
    6.8/101,353 votes

    #17 - Fighting Irish

    Season 13 Episode 17 - Aired 5/3/2015

    Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

    Director: Brian Iles

    Writer: Jaydi Samuels

  • Take My Wife
    7.3/101,331 votes

    #18 - Take My Wife

    Season 13 Episode 18 - Aired 5/17/2015

    Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

    Director: John Holmquist

    Writer: Kevin Biggins