The Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 14

Episode Rankings

1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   7.1/10(1653 votes)

   #1 - Pilling Them Softly

   S14:E19/27/2015

   Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.

   Director:Jerry Langford

   Writer:Hayes Davenport

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   Director:Jerry Langford

   Writer:Hayes Davenport
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   7.1/10(1527 votes)

   #2 - Papa Has a Rollin' Son

   S14:E210/4/2015

   For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short.

   Director:Steve Robertson

   Writer:Danny Smith

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   Director:Steve Robertson

   Writer:Danny Smith
3. 

   6.9/10(1487 votes)

   #3 - Guy Robot

   S14:E310/11/2015

   Stewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.

   Director:Mike Kim

   Writer:Chris Regan

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   Director:Mike Kim

   Writer:Chris Regan
4. 

   7.5/10(1640 votes)

   #4 - Peternormal Activity

   S14:E410/25/2015

   The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them

   Director:Greg Colton

   Writer:Chris Sheridan

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   Director:Greg Colton

   Writer:Chris Sheridan
5. 

   6.7/10(1389 votes)

   #5 - Peter, Chris & Brian

   S14:E511/8/2015

   Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.

   Director:Joe Vaux

   Writer:Patrick Meighan

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   Director:Joe Vaux

   Writer:Patrick Meighan
6. 

   6.5/10(1437 votes)

   #6 - Peter's Sister

   S14:E611/15/2015

   Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian decide to go on a cleanse, which Stewie takes one step too far.

   Director:John Holmquist

   Writer:Tom Devanney

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   Director:John Holmquist

   Writer:Tom Devanney
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   6.6/10(1391 votes)

   #7 - Hot Pocket-Dial

   S14:E711/22/2015

   Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.

   Director:Steve Robertson

   Writer:Aaron Lee

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   Director:Steve Robertson

   Writer:Aaron Lee
8. 

   6.8/10(1384 votes)

   #8 - Brokeback Swanson

   S14:E812/6/2015

   When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog.

   Director:Julius Wu

   Writer:Ted Jessup

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   Director:Julius Wu

   Writer:Ted Jessup
9. 

   6.9/10(1490 votes)

   #9 - A Shot in the Dark

   S14:E912/13/2015

   When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland’s house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.

   Director:Brian Iles

   Writer:Mike Desilets

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   Director:Brian Iles

   Writer:Mike Desilets
10. 

    7.1/10(1588 votes)

    #10 - Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

    S14:E101/3/2016

    Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called “Winter/Summer” an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final episode of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie worries he might become a redhead.

    Director:Joseph Lee

    Writer:Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

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    Director:Joseph Lee

    Writer:Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
11. 

    7.1/10(1398 votes)

    #11 - The Peanut Butter Kid

    S14:E111/10/2016

    When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

    Director:Greg Colton

    Writer:Artie Johann

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    Director:Greg Colton

    Writer:Artie Johann
12. 

    6.8/10(1361 votes)

    #12 - Scammed Yankees

    S14:E121/17/2016

    Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg’s friend, Patty.

    Director:Jerry Langford

    Writer:Ray James

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    Director:Jerry Langford

    Writer:Ray James
13. 

    7.0/10(1362 votes)

    #13 - An App a Day

    S14:E132/14/2016

    Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

    Director:Mike Kim

    Writer:Anthony Blasucci

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    Director:Mike Kim

    Writer:Anthony Blasucci
14. 

    7.1/10(1342 votes)

    #14 - Underage Peter

    S14:E142/21/2016

    Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.

    Director:Joseph Lee

    Writer:Shawn Ries

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    Director:Joseph Lee

    Writer:Shawn Ries
15. 

    7.9/10(1660 votes)

    #15 - A Lot Going On Upstairs

    S14:E153/6/2016

    When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons.

    Director:Joe Vaux

    Writer:Steve Callaghan

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    Director:Joe Vaux

    Writer:Steve Callaghan
16. 

    6.6/10(1302 votes)

    #16 - The Heartbreak Dog

    S14:E163/13/2016

    Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

    Director:Brian Iles

    Writer:Lew Morton

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    Director:Brian Iles

    Writer:Lew Morton
17. 

    6.9/10(1301 votes)

    #17 - Take a Letter

    S14:E174/17/2016

    To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.

    Director:John Holmquist

    Writer:Kevin Biggins

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    Director:John Holmquist

    Writer:Kevin Biggins
18. 

    7.0/10(1284 votes)

    #18 - The New Adventures of Old Tom

    S14:E185/8/2016

    Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.

    Director:Steve Robertson

    Writer:Travis Bowe

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    Director:Steve Robertson

    Writer:Travis Bowe
19. 

    6.6/10(1272 votes)

    #19 - Run, Chris, Run

    S14:E195/15/2016

    To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him.

    Director:Julius Wu

    Writer:Damien Fahey

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    Director:Julius Wu

    Writer:Damien Fahey
20. 

    7.1/10(1465 votes)

    #20 - Road to India

    S14:E205/22/2016

    Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.

    Director:Greg Colton

    Writer:Danny Smith

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    Director:Greg Colton

    Writer:Danny Smith