- 6.8/101,952 votes6.8/10(1,952)
#1 - Love Blactually
Season 7 Episode 1
Aired 9/28/2008
Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.
Director: Cyndi Tang
Writer: Mike Henry
- 8.0/102,703 votes8.0/10(2,703)
#2 - I Dream of Jesus
Season 7 Episode 2
Aired 10/5/2008
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.
Director: Peter Shin, Mike Kim
Writer: Brian Scully
- 8.1/102,445 votes8.1/10(2,445)
#3 - Road to Germany
Season 7 Episode 3
Aired 10/19/2008
Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.
Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Patrick Meighan
- 7.5/101,916 votes7.5/10(1,916)
#4 - Baby Not On Board
Season 7 Episode 4
Aired 11/2/2008
Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann
- 7.5/101,890 votes7.5/10(1,890)
#5 - The Man with Two Brians
Season 7 Episode 5
Aired 11/9/2008
Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: John Viener
- 7.1/101,980 votes7.1/10(1,980)
#6 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Season 7 Episode 6
Aired 11/16/2008
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Alex Carter
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- 7.6/101,929 votes7.6/10(1,929)
#7 - Ocean's Three and a Half
Season 7 Episode 7
Aired 2/15/2009
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
- 7.4/102,030 votes7.4/10(2,030)
#8 - Family Gay
Season 7 Episode 8
Aired 3/8/2009
After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected with turns him gay, which later results in him leaving Lois for another man. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realise the most important thing is that Peter is happy.
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Richard Appel
- 6.4/101,855 votes6.4/10(1,855)
#9 - The Juice Is Loose
Season 7 Episode 9
Aired 3/15/2009
Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
Director: Cyndi Tang
Writer: Andrew Goldberg
- 6.8/101,753 votes6.8/10(1,753)
#10 - FOX-y Lady
Season 7 Episode 10
Aired 3/22/2009
Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.
Director: Pete Michels
Writer: Matt Fleckenstein
- 7.6/102,198 votes7.6/10(2,198)
#11 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
Season 7 Episode 11
Aired 3/29/2009
Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.
Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Danny Smith
- 7.6/102,029 votes7.6/10(2,029)
#12 - 420
Season 7 Episode 12
Aired 4/19/2009
Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Patrick Meighan
- 7.9/102,065 votes7.9/10(2,065)
#13 - Stew-Roids
Season 7 Episode 13
Aired 4/26/2009
Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside.
Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Alec Sulkin
- 7.3/101,785 votes7.3/10(1,785)
#14 - We Love You, Conrad
Season 7 Episode 14
Aired 5/3/2009
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.
Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
- 8.1/102,273 votes8.1/10(2,273)
#15 - Three Kings
Season 7 Episode 15
Aired 5/10/2009
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Alec Sulkin
- 7.1/101,777 votes7.1/10(1,777)
#16 - Peter's Progress
Season 7 Episode 16
Aired 5/17/2009
Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.
Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Wellesley Wild
The Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 7
Every episode of Family Guy Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 7!
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids....
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:FOX
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Avg. Rating
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Season 7 Ratings Summary
"Love Blactually" is the best rated episode of "Family Guy" season 7. It scored 6.8/10 based on 1952 votes. Directed by Cyndi Tang and written by Mike Henry, it aired on 9/28/2008. This episode is rated 1.2 points higher than the second-best, "I Dream of Jesus".