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The Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 7

Every episode of Family Guy Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Family Guy Season 7!

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids....
Genres:AnimationComedy
Network:FOX

Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Love Blactually" is the best rated episode of "Family Guy" season 7. It scored 6.8/10 based on 1940 votes. Directed by Cyndi Tang and written by Mike Henry, it aired on 9/28/2008. This episode is rated 1.2 points higher than the second-best, "I Dream of Jesus".

  • Love Blactually
    6.8/101,940 votes

    #1 - Love Blactually

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 9/28/2008

    Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.

    Director: Cyndi Tang

    Writer: Mike Henry

  • I Dream of Jesus
    8.0/102,684 votes

    #2 - I Dream of Jesus

    Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2008

    When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.

    Director: Peter Shin, Mike Kim

    Writer: Brian Scully

  • Road to Germany
    8.1/102,428 votes

    #3 - Road to Germany

    Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2008

    Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Patrick Meighan

  • Baby Not On Board
    7.5/101,905 votes

    #4 - Baby Not On Board

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 11/2/2008

    Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.

    Director: Julius Wu

    Writer: Mark Hentemann

  • The Man with Two Brians
    7.5/101,878 votes

    #5 - The Man with Two Brians

    Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 11/9/2008

    Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.

    Director: Dominic Bianchi

    Writer: John Viener

  • Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
    7.1/101,974 votes

    #6 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

    Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 11/16/2008

    Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.

    Director: Jerry Langford

    Writer: Alex Carter

  • Ocean's Three and a Half
    7.6/101,918 votes

    #7 - Ocean's Three and a Half

    Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 2/15/2009

    After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.

    Director: John Holmquist

    Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

  • Family Gay
    7.4/102,021 votes

    #8 - Family Gay

    Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2009

    After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected with turns him gay, which later results in him leaving Lois for another man. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realise the most important thing is that Peter is happy.

    Director: Brian Iles

    Writer: Richard Appel

  • The Juice Is Loose
    6.4/101,847 votes

    #9 - The Juice Is Loose

    Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009

    Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.

    Director: Cyndi Tang

    Writer: Andrew Goldberg

  • FOX-y Lady
    6.8/101,744 votes

    #10 - FOX-y Lady

    Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009

    Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.

    Director: Pete Michels

    Writer: Matt Fleckenstein

  • Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
    7.6/102,190 votes

    #11 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

    Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 3/29/2009

    Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Danny Smith

  • 420
    7.6/102,020 votes

    #12 - 420

    Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 4/19/2009

    Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.

    Director: Julius Wu

    Writer: Patrick Meighan

  • Stew-Roids
    7.9/102,055 votes

    #13 - Stew-Roids

    Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 4/26/2009

    Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside.

    Director: Jerry Langford

    Writer: Alec Sulkin

  • We Love You, Conrad
    7.3/101,776 votes

    #14 - We Love You, Conrad

    Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 5/3/2009

    When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.

    Director: John Holmquist

    Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

  • Three Kings
    8.1/102,260 votes

    #15 - Three Kings

    Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 5/10/2009

    Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.

    Director: Dominic Bianchi

    Writer: Alec Sulkin

  • Peter's Progress
    7.1/101,770 votes

    #16 - Peter's Progress

    Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 5/17/2009

    Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.

    Director: Brian Iles

    Writer: Wellesley Wild