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The Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 1

Every episode of Malcolm in the Middle Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 1!

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
Genres:FamilyComedyDrama
Network:FOX

Season 1 Ratings Summary

"Pilot" is the best rated episode of "Malcolm in the Middle" season 1. It scored 8.2/10 based on 2078 votes. Directed by Todd Holland and written by Linwood Boomer, it aired on 1/9/2000. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Red Dress".

  • Pilot
    8.2/102,078 votes

    #1 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/9/2000

    Malcolm finds his life as the middle brother in an eccentric family made even more difficult by his being placed in a class for gifted students at school where he reluctantly befriends another boy with a high IQ and stands up to a bully.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Linwood Boomer

  • Red Dress
    8.4/101,788 votes

    #2 - Red Dress

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/16/2000

    Lois must take drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal.

    Director: Arlene Sanford

    Writer: Alan J. Higgins

  • Home Alone 4
    7.9/101,560 votes

    #3 - Home Alone 4

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/23/2000

    Lois and Hal leave the boys alone for the weekend with Francis. the boys assume that if all goes well, Francis may not have to go back to military school.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein

  • Shame
    7.6/101,452 votes

    #4 - Shame

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/6/2000

    Parallel stories pit Malcolm against a bullying, obnoxious new kid and Francis vies with his intimidating, military-school commandant, who's presenting sex-education lectures. Meanwhile, Hal takes heat after cutting down a tree.

    Director: Nick Marck

    Writer: Dave Richardson

  • Malcolm Babysits
    7.9/101,431 votes

    #5 - Malcolm Babysits

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/13/2000

    Malcolm's cushy babysitting job provides relief from the trailer the family's using while their house is being fumigated, until Malcolm learns that the trust placed in him in his new position is strictly limited. Meanwhile, the military school's master key leads Francis to a corpse, for which he provides a proper send-off.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum

  • Sleepover
    8.0/101,372 votes

    #6 - Sleepover

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/20/2000

    Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie's house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a strange, late-night escapade. Francis deals with hazing at military school. Reese tries to prove he's man enough to watch a scary movie.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Dan Kopelman

  • Francis Escapes
    7.4/101,329 votes

    #7 - Francis Escapes

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/27/2000

    Francis goes AWOL from military school to link up with his girlfriend, a ditsy doozy who's made him gaga.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Linwood Boomer

  • Krelboyne Picnic
    8.3/101,467 votes

    #8 - Krelboyne Picnic

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/12/2000

    The whole family attends a Krelboyne family picnic, and Malcolm dreads his performance in the event's Academic Circus will make him look like a freak. Disasters abound as stage acts bomb, families feud, and Malcolm's dad serves meat to vegetarians.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein

  • Lois vs. Evil
    7.8/101,298 votes

    #9 - Lois vs. Evil

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/19/2000

    Lois's firing prompts household economizing. Meanwhile, Francis delights in his honor-guard duty—at a teenage beauty pageant.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Jack Amiel, Michael Begler

  • Stock Car Races
    7.7/101,273 votes

    #10 - Stock Car Races

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/2/2000

    While Hal secretly takes the boys to the stock car races, Lois desperately searches for her missing paycheck. Francis at military school is keeping a boa constrictor as a pet.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Dave Richardson

  • Funeral
    8.1/101,329 votes

    #11 - Funeral

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 4/9/2000

    A relative's funeral conflicts with Malcolm's plans for his very first date, so he tries to figure out a way to skip the bereavement ceremony.

    Director: Arlene Sanford

    Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum

  • Cheerleader
    7.9/101,278 votes

    #12 - Cheerleader

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 4/16/2000

    A spiffy cheerleader attracts slovenly Reese, who cleans up his act—best as he can—to woo her. He even joins her rah-rah squad. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy. Francis has a heart-to-heart conversation with headmaster Spangler.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Dan Kopelman

  • Rollerskates
    8.6/101,606 votes

    #13 - Rollerskates

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 4/30/2000

    Roller-skating lessons from Hal bug Malcolm, who rebels against dad's discipline while mom agonizes in bed from a backache she blames on Reese. Francis avoids his squad's survival weekend.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Alan J. Higgins

  • The Bots and the Bees
    7.8/101,200 votes

    #14 - The Bots and the Bees

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 5/7/2000

    Malcolm and his Krelboyne classmates enlist the help of Hal for a school project, which involves a robot, and an enormous swarm of bees. Lois visits Francis at his school after he becomes injured and soon clashes with Spangler.

    Director: Chris Koch

    Writer: Alan J. Higgins, Dave Richardson

  • Smunday
    8.0/101,193 votes

    #15 - Smunday

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 5/14/2000

    The boys stay home from school when their mother thinks it's Sunday instead of Monday. Malcolm thinks of a plan to get Francis out of trouble once again. Hal gets sucked in by a Porsche dealership.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein

  • Water Park (1)
    8.6/101,464 votes

    #16 - Water Park (1)

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 5/21/2000

    When the family goes to a water park for a day, Dewey is left home with an elderly, stern babysitter. Francis is hustled at pocket billiards by his military-school commandant.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum