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The Worst Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle

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The Worst Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.

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  1. Background image for Clip Show 2
    6.5/10(10 votes)

    #1 - Clip Show 2

    S4:E17

    Hal and Lois are penning their will, and think back to all the trouble their sons put them through. It is there that Lois' problems with Francis are finally revealed and how her inability to admit when she is wrong lead to a lot of the problems the family has been dealing with.

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    6.6/10(10 votes)

    #2 - Clip Show

    S3:E19

    An embattled psychiatrist probes the boys' naughty behavior patterns in a session framed by flashbacks to past episodes.

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  3. Background image for Softball
    6.6/10(8 votes)

    #3 - Softball

    S5:E12

    Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois, Reese tries to break Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a local junkyard, and Hal accidentally applies to become a member of the CIA.

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  4. Background image for Army Buddy
    7.1/10(7 votes)

    #4 - Army Buddy

    S7:E8

    When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts. A former female army buddy of Reese's comes to their house for a visit. But she gets defensive when Reese thinks they are way more than just friends and comes intact to the idea of trying to sleep with her.

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    Director:Peter Lauer
  5. Background image for Hal's Dentist
    7.1/10(7 votes)

    #5 - Hal's Dentist

    S7:E17

    Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he looses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship becomes in jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them. Reese, meanwhile, teaches Lois how to ride a bike, while Malcolm and Dewey find sleeping as their new favorite pastime.

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    Director:Steve Love
    Writer:Jay Kogen
  6. Background image for Casino
    7.2/10(11 votes)

    #6 - Casino

    S2:E5

    A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has no one to play with.

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  8. Background image for Dinner Out
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #7 - Dinner Out

    S2:E4

    Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family's dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis' school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.

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  9. Background image for High School Play
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #8 - High School Play

    S2:E9

    Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers the joys of massage. Hal and Dewey build a society of model buildings in the living room. Francis tries to show his individualism at school when the commandant cracks down on personal belongings.

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  10. Background image for Hal Coaches
    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #9 - Hal Coaches

    S3:E16

    Clever Hal invigorates Dewey's soccer team; sly Reese blackmails a philandering neighbor; obsessed Malcolm battles a computer program.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Ian Busch
  11. Background image for Stupid Girl
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    #10 - Stupid Girl

    S4:E4

    Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm's stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who's really a dim bulb.

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    Director:Todd Holland
  12. Background image for Block Party
    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #11 - Block Party

    S5:E8

    Neighbors have the annual "The Wilkersons are gone" block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortured kids get revenge. Hal and Lois enter a kielbasa-eating contest and Malcolm unknowingly assists a robbery, but a surprising twist comes in the end.

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    Director:Levie Isaacks
    Writer:Rob Ulin
  13. Background image for Ida's Boyfriend
    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #12 - Ida's Boyfriend

    S5:E11

    Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois' mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she will marry a rich Chinese Man that she met on a cruise. Malcolm gets complications when his tongue ring gets infected, rendering him unable to say "S's" and he discovers that Ida has been drugging her fiancé with opiates and mood enhancers. When Lois and Hal confront Ida, she drugs them with free food. But luckily, the fiancé misses a drug treatment, and realizes that Ida is a terrible woman and he leaves her at the altar. Malcolm is punished for his tongue piercing. Meanwhile at the ranch, Otto decides to hire a murder mystery acting troup, but it all turns out badly.

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    Director:Peter Lauer
  14. Background image for Francis Escapes
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #13 - Francis Escapes

    S1:E7

    Francis goes AWOL from military school to link up with his girlfriend, a ditsy doozy who's made him gaga.

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  15. Background image for Stock Car Races
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    #14 - Stock Car Races

    S1:E10

    While Hal secretly takes the boys to the stock car races, Lois desperately searches for her missing paycheck. Francis at military school is keeping a boa constrictor as a pet.

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    7.4/10(12 votes)

    #15 - Robbery

    S2:E7

    The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store's safe. Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, while Hal and the boys fight nature at home.

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  17. Background image for Old Mrs. Old
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    #16 - Old Mrs. Old

    S2:E11

    Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis's friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old woman in the neighborhood.

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  18. Background image for Academic Octathalon
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #17 - Academic Octathalon

    S4:E16

    An academic competition faces the Krelboynes in an event Malcolm derides. Especially when he learns his teacher has a cheating plan. Also: a commitment to a formal dance ruffles Reese, who's now trying to ditch his date.

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    Director:Todd Holland
  19. Background image for Pilot
    7.5/10(18 votes)

    #18 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    Malcolm finds his life as the middle brother in an eccentric family made even more difficult by his being placed in a class for gifted students at school where he reluctantly befriends another boy with a high IQ and stands up to a bully.

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  20. Background image for Malcolm vs. Reese
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Malcolm vs. Reese

    S2:E21

    Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey.

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    Director:Todd Holland
  21. Background image for Houseboat
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #20 - Houseboat

    S3:E1

    The family takes a vacation with the Kenarbans, sharing a houseboat. And while Steve's parents are caught in a fight, Reese and Steve socialize with some cheerleader from a nearby spirit camp, Malcolm is stuck with Hal fishing. At the military academy, Eric turns eighteen and leaves for Alaska, inspiring Francis to do something about his situation too.

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    Director:Todd Holland
  22. Background image for Book Club
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #21 - Book Club

    S3:E3

    Lois, in an attempt to get a break from the family, joins a book club that turns out to be a night off for frustrated housewives, but it all goes a little bit haywire. Meanwhile Francis tries to get to Alaska, learning something important about himself and about truck drivers. Hal, who tries to keep the boys out of troubles for the evening, is caught in an inner conflict about how to treat them.

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    Director:Todd Holland
    Writer:Alex Reid
  23. Background image for Hal's Birthday
    7.5/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Hal's Birthday

    S3:E15

    The arrival of Francis's new bride on Hal's birthday sparks a fray that drives the younger siblings out---and into a posh hotel.

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    Director:Levie Isaacks
    Writer:Alex Reid
  24. Background image for Watching the Baby
    7.5/10(8 votes)

    #23 - Watching the Baby

    S5:E2

    Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in charge while he goes to the Lucky Aid to pick up more diapers. While the boys are watching Jamie, three beautiful teenage girls arrive and woo Malcolm, Reese and Stevie away for the night, leaving Dewey alone with the baby. Meanwhile at the Lucky Aid, Hal doesn't have enough money for the diapers and Craig forces him to work. Back at home, Dewey concocts an elaborate bedtime story for Jamie involving each member of his family.

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    Director:Levie Isaacks
    Writer:Alex Reid
  25. Background image for No Motorcycles
    7.5/10(6 votes)

    #24 - No Motorcycles

    S6:E16

    When Francis and Piama choose to celebrate Francis' 21st birthday at the house, Hal is reminded of a promise he made to his son as a young child, involving a motorcycle trip that Lois quickly forbids. Hal and Francis have no choice but to sneak off for their wild adventure, leaving their women behind. Meanwhile Malcolm, Dewey and Reese are held captive in their own home by a bully.

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    Director:James Simons
  26. Background image for Stilts
    7.5/10(6 votes)

    #25 - Stilts

    S6:E20

    After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills, and a reluctant Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Clip Show 2" is the worst rated episode of "Malcolm in the Middle". It scored 6.5/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by Levie Isaacks and written by Dan Kopelman, Maggie Bandur, it aired on 4/20/2003. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Clip Show".