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The Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 5

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 1 - Vegas
    7.2/10(13 votes)

    #1 - Vegas

    S5:E1

    When Dewey's pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese unknowingly sells the rabbit to a restaurant. Now it is up to Dewey (with a little help from a "choking" Reese) to try and save the rabbit. Meanwhile, Malcolm tells Hal and Lois that they embarras him, and that is why he didn't tell them he won state science honors. As a form of repayment, Malcolm gets great seats for him and Lois to see Lois' favorite singer. Lois then gets lucky and is invited backstage where all she really wants to do is figure out why Malcolm doesn't want her around. Hal, on the other hand, is looking all across Las Vegas for a slot machine that he has had dreams of winning the jackpot on. Francis is also in trouble when he gets behind on duties at the ranch, and for the first time sees that Otto isn't just a pushover for everything.

    Director:Bryan Cranston
    Writers:Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein

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  2. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 2 - Watching the Baby
    7.0/10(12 votes)

    #2 - Watching the Baby

    S5:E2

    Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in charge while he goes to the Lucky Aid to pick up more diapers. While the boys are watching Jamie, three beautiful teenage girls arrive and woo Malcolm, Reese and Stevie away for the night, leaving Dewey alone with the baby. Meanwhile at the Lucky Aid, Hal doesn't have enough money for the diapers and Craig forces him to work. Back at home, Dewey concocts an elaborate bedtime story for Jamie involving each member of his family.

    Director:Levie Isaacks
    Writer:Alex Reid

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  3. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 3 - Goodbye Kitty
    7.2/10(11 votes)

    #3 - Goodbye Kitty

    S5:E3

    No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

    Director:James Simons
    Writers:Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy

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  4. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 4 - Thanksgiving
    7.7/10(13 votes)

    #4 - Thanksgiving

    S5:E4

    Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

    Director:David D'Ovidio
    Writer:Matthew Carlson

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  5. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 5 - Malcolm Films Reese
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    #5 - Malcolm Films Reese

    S5:E5

    Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

    Director:Levie Isaacks
    Writer:Dan Kopelman

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  6. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 6 - Malcolm's Job
    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #6 - Malcolm's Job

    S5:E6

    Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her back on him and writes him up for a silly offense. Meanwhile, Dewey runs away to the Ranch to be with Francis because he says he is tired of Reese and Malcolm. Hal is also busy, secretly betting on and entering Jaime in baby competitions.

    Director:Steve Welch
    Writer:Maggie Bandur

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  7. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 7 - Christmas Trees
    7.3/10(15 votes)

    #7 - Christmas Trees

    S5:E7

    Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees, with the boys using some of their own money, but two priests send homeless people to their business, trying to sabotage their sale.

    Director:Steve Love
    Writer:Alex Reid

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  8. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 8 - Block Party
    7.0/10(13 votes)

    #8 - Block Party

    S5:E8

    Neighbors have the annual "The Wilkersons are gone" block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a plan to get money by letting Reese-tortured kids get revenge. Hal and Lois enter a kielbasa-eating contest and Malcolm unknowingly assists a robbery, but a surprising twist comes in the end.

    Director:Levie Isaacks
    Writer:Rob Ulin

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  9. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 9 - Dirty Magazine
    7.0/10(13 votes)

    #9 - Dirty Magazine

    S5:E9

    Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

    Director:Bryan Cranston
    Writer:Eric Kaplan

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  10. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 10 - Hot Tub
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    #10 - Hot Tub

    S5:E10

    Jamie's babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a "small" task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; Francis persuades Otto to confront an old adversary that once courted Gretchen.

    Director:James Simons
    Writer:Andy Bobrow

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  11. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 11 - Ida's Boyfriend
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    #11 - Ida's Boyfriend

    S5:E11

    Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois' mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she will marry a rich Chinese Man that she met on a cruise. Malcolm gets complications when his tongue ring gets infected, rendering him unable to say "S's" and he discovers that Ida has been drugging her fiancé with opiates and mood enhancers. When Lois and Hal confront Ida, she drugs them with free food. But luckily, the fiancé misses a drug treatment, and realizes that Ida is a terrible woman and he leaves her at the altar. Malcolm is punished for his tongue piercing. Meanwhile at the ranch, Otto decides to hire a murder mystery acting troup, but it all turns out badly.

    Director:Peter Lauer
    Writer:Neil Thompson

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  12. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 12 - Softball
    6.3/10(12 votes)

    #12 - Softball

    S5:E12

    Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois, Reese tries to break Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a local junkyard, and Hal accidentally applies to become a member of the CIA.

    Director:Ken Kwapis
    Writer:Michael Glouberman

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  13. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 13 - Lois's Sister
    7.4/10(14 votes)

    #13 - Lois's Sister

    S5:E13

    Lois' younger sister, Susan, pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks for Lois and a cold shoulder for Hal – whom she has never forgiven for dumping her for Lois. Lois and Susan's competitive relationship takes a turn for the worse when Susan gives Malcolm and Reese her prize '65 Mustang convertible. But when Lois discovers that Susan needs a kidney transplant, she puts her anger aside and offers to donate her kidney to Susan, which Susan only sees as the perfect opportunity for Lois to one-up her.

    Director:David D'Ovidio
    Writer:Gary Murphy

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  14. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 14 - Malcolm Dates a Family
    7.7/10(13 votes)

    #14 - Malcolm Dates a Family

    S5:E14

    Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent surcharge on the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boycott...but Hal and the boys are sneaking slices on the side. Malcolm meets Angela and becomes instantly smitten with her intellectual family...but starts to feel like a heel because he's asked another girl to the school dance and is forced to break it off with her--er--them. And Francis is reluctant to let Otto hire an assistant for him...but soon comes to like the idea.

    Director:Steve Welch
    Writer:Rob Ulin

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  15. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 15 - Reese's Apartment
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    #15 - Reese's Apartment

    S5:E15

    Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Dan Kopelman

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  16. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 16 - Malcolm Visits College
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #16 - Malcolm Visits College

    S5:E16

    Lois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she's determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in when she learns the room is co-ed. Meanwhile, after his father denies him a piano, Dewey begins stealing objects from around the house to amuse himself and to drive Hal crazy. Reese meets a girl, who he thinks is a narc, and he pretends he is a dealer, unaware that she is really an undercover cop.

    Director:Peter Lauer
    Writer:David Wright

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  17. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 17 - Polly in the Middle
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #17 - Polly in the Middle

    S5:E17

    Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a blind date - with Craig. Malcolm, Dewey (with his "lucky" shirt) and Reese also meet Reggie Jackson and Francis is embarrassed by Piama in front of his co-workers.

    Director:Steve Love
    Writer:Matthew Carlson

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  18. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 18 - Dewey's Special Class
    7.7/10(11 votes)

    #18 - Dewey's Special Class

    S5:E18

    Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey does so badly that he is placed in a class for the emotionally disturbed. Hal and Craig compete in a dance competition.

    Director:David D'Ovidio
    Writer:Maggie Bandur

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  19. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 19 - Experiment
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Experiment

    S5:E19

    When Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to sell them. Malcolm and Stevie attempt a science experiment, and are shocked when Reese begs to help.

    Director:Bryan Cranston
    Writer:Alex Reid

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  20. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 20 - Victor's Other Family
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    #20 - Victor's Other Family

    S5:E20

    When Lois tracks down her father's "other family," she meets Victor's "other wife" Sylvia, and learns something shocking about her dad.

    Director:David Grossman
    Writer:Eric Kaplan

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  21. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 21 - Reese Joins the Army (1)
    7.5/10(12 votes)

    #21 - Reese Joins the Army (1)

    S5:E21

    Reese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dumb as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her but they soon get to like each other too much and Beth breaks up with Reese. Devastated, Reese runs away and joins the army under the false surname.

    Director:Steve Love
    Writer:Andy Bobrow

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  22. Malcolm in the Middle Season 5 Episode 22 - Reese Joins the Army (2)
    7.9/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Reese Joins the Army (2)

    S5:E22

    Reese continues to be a great soldier in the Army until he finds himself in a situation where his Sergeant cannot help. But after comparing being captured to being grounded, he takes action and leads his team to victory. But being such a successful soldier has it's bad parts as well, as Reese prepares to jump from the plane - right into Afghanistan. Malcolm has his hands full as well as he attempts to prove Hal innocent. But being good with numbers helps as Malcolm notices all of the prosecutions given dates are on Fridays - which Hal hasn't worked on in over 15 years. And with Reese missing and Hal's case, Lois falls deeper and deeper into insanity.

    Director:Peter Lauer
    Writer:Andrew Orenstein

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Vegas" is the best rated episode of "Malcolm in the Middle" season 5. It scored 7.2/10 based on 13 votes. Directed by Bryan Cranston and written by Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein, it aired on 11/2/2003. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Watching the Baby".