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The Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 2

Every episode of Malcolm in the Middle Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 2!

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
Genres:FamilyComedyDrama
Network:FOX

Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Traffic Jam (2)" is the best rated episode of "Malcolm in the Middle" season 2. It scored 8.5/10 based on 1356 votes. Directed by Todd Holland and written by Dan Kopelman, it aired on 11/5/2000. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Halloween Approximately".

  • Traffic Jam (2)
    8.5/101,356 votes

    #1 - Traffic Jam (2)

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 11/5/2000

    Hal, Loi, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in "Cool Hand Luke." Malcolm becomes smitten over a girl he meets. Dewey has his own little adventure--all over the world--before his family returns home.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Dan Kopelman

  • Halloween Approximately
    8.1/101,150 votes

    #2 - Halloween Approximately

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/8/2000

    Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Dan Kopelman

  • Lois's Birthday
    8.4/101,274 votes

    #3 - Lois's Birthday

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/2000

    Crummy gifts rile birthday gal Lois, who suddenly splits from home, leaving confusion, anxiety and desperation in her wake.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Alex Reid

  • Dinner Out
    8.0/101,111 votes

    #4 - Dinner Out

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/15/2000

    Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family's dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis' school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein

  • Casino
    7.9/101,096 votes

    #5 - Casino

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/19/2000

    A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has no one to play with.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy

  • Convention
    8.0/101,127 votes

    #6 - Convention

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/22/2000

    Hal and Lois heads off to a convention while the boys stays home for the babysitter. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey assumed it's just another old woman, their parents hired to watch them. They decide to do a series of pranks on their babysitter, which includes the covered up sewer tank with a blanket and a book for the old woman sit on. To their surprise, their babysitter is a hot, teen-aged girl named Patty. She is sweet to them, but also bitter because she was rejected by Francis, a long time ago, because she was obese. Now the boys compete against each other to see who will prove their eldest brother wrong in his rejection and sleep with her without sex. Meanwhile at the convention, Lois tries in vain to stop the fight between Hal and Jack, who stole his idea.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Bob Stevens

  • Robbery
    7.6/101,045 votes

    #7 - Robbery

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/2000

    The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store's safe. Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, while Hal and the boys fight nature at home.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Alan J. Higgins

  • Therapy
    7.6/101,071 votes

    #8 - Therapy

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/29/2000

    Malcolm's humiliation as a Krelboyne drives him crazy, so he fakes his way into seeing the school's shrink, with whom the con continues.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Ian Busch

  • High School Play
    7.5/101,083 votes

    #9 - High School Play

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/2000

    Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers the joys of massage. Hal and Dewey build a society of model buildings in the living room. Francis tries to show his individualism at school when the commandant cracks down on personal belongings.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum

  • The Bully
    7.9/101,036 votes

    #10 - The Bully

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 12/17/2000

    Reese, promising champion of his school's wrestling team, gets beaten by a girl, completely demoralizing him. So he gives up his school-bully carrier, which destabilizes the natural order of things at school. Francis tries to get out of academy at his birthday in an attempt to avoid academy-birthday-traditions.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Alex Reid

  • Old Mrs. Old
    7.5/101,014 votes

    #11 - Old Mrs. Old

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/7/2001

    Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis's friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old woman in the neighborhood.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Alan J. Higgins

  • Krelboyne Girl
    8.2/101,117 votes

    #12 - Krelboyne Girl

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 1/14/2001

    Lois and Hal try to end Dewey's dependence on his stuffed animal Domingo by convincing him that it is too dirty. Strangely attracted, Malcolm finds himself in emotional confusion about the new weird Krelboyne girl Cynthia. At the academy Commandant Spangler re-institutes old Hickory into the school's disciplinary system and Francis tries to convince his father Hal to lie for him to avoid punishment.

    Director: Arlene Sanford

    Writer: Bob Stevens

  • New Neighbors
    8.3/101,146 votes

    #13 - New Neighbors

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 1/21/2001

    New neighbors, who turn out to be even more awful than Malcolm's family, move in next door; the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from Oliver North.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum

  • Hal Quits
    7.7/101,008 votes

    #14 - Hal Quits

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 2/4/2001

    Hal feels like his job is a piece of c* after going to Dewey's class for parent job day. So he decides to take a "kidney failure" weeks off. While Francis is forced to work at the lucky aid over spring break.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein

  • The Grandparents
    7.7/10995 votes

    #15 - The Grandparents

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/11/2001

    Lois' estranged parents, Ida and Victor, pay the family a visit. Right away, trouble starts brewing. Victor bonds with Reese, Ida gets Malcolm into a fight, and Dewey is haunted by childhood memories of his inattentive grandparents.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy

  • Traffic Ticket
    8.2/101,051 votes

    #16 - Traffic Ticket

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2/18/2001

    Lois gets a traffic ticket and immediately blames Francis and makes him get the money to her. To do this, Francis stages a stunt for the other cadets' amusement. Malcolm finds evidence that Lois was wrong about the traffic ticket.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Larry Strawther

  • Surgery
    7.7/10963 votes

    #17 - Surgery

    Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 2/25/2001

    A hospital stay unsettles Malcolm, who's stuck in a kids ward with what may be appendicitis. Meanwhile, at military school, Francis leads a hunger strike.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum

  • Reese Cooks
    8.1/10995 votes

    #18 - Reese Cooks

    Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 3/4/2001

    A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Dan Kopelman

  • Tutoring Reese
    8.1/101,002 votes

    #19 - Tutoring Reese

    Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 3/11/2001

    Malcolm and the Krelboynes tutor Reese, and uncover the real reason behind his failing grades.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Ian Busch

  • Bowling
    9.3/102,056 votes

    #20 - Bowling

    Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 4/1/2001

    Malcolm and Reese go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Alex Reid

  • Malcolm vs. Reese
    8.1/101,000 votes

    #21 - Malcolm vs. Reese

    Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 4/22/2001

    Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Dan Kopelman

  • Mini-Bike
    7.8/10944 votes

    #22 - Mini-Bike

    Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 4/29/2001

    Lois forbids the boys to ride a motorbike they found, but Reese disobeys and breaks a leg.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein

  • Carnival
    7.7/10962 votes

    #23 - Carnival

    Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 5/6/2001

    Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show.

    Director: Ken Kwapis

    Writer: Alex Reid

  • Evacuation
    8.4/101,052 votes

    #24 - Evacuation

    Season 2 Episode 24 - Aired 5/13/2001

    Hal is inadvertently responsible for a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighborhood evacuation; Malcolm deals with being grounded even in the emergency shelter; Francis suffers through a date with a geeky 12-year-old.

    Director: Todd Holland

    Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy

  • Flashback
    8.3/101,099 votes

    #25 - Flashback

    Season 2 Episode 25 - Aired 5/20/2001

    Lois is two weeks late with her period, causing her and Hal to panic and start a big fight, while trying to keep it from the boys. And while Dewey is scared that his parents may split up, Hal and Lois remember the troubles of getting their previous four sons.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Ian Busch