8.5/101,361 votes#1 - Traffic Jam (2)
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 11/5/2000
Hal, Loi, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in "Cool Hand Luke." Malcolm becomes smitten over a girl he meets. Dewey has his own little adventure--all over the world--before his family returns home.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Dan Kopelman
8.1/101,155 votes#2 - Halloween Approximately
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/8/2000
Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Dan Kopelman
8.4/101,279 votes#3 - Lois's Birthday
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/2000
Crummy gifts rile birthday gal Lois, who suddenly splits from home, leaving confusion, anxiety and desperation in her wake.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Alex Reid
8.0/101,115 votes#4 - Dinner Out
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/15/2000
Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family's dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis' school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein
7.9/101,099 votes#5 - Casino
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/19/2000
A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has no one to play with.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy
8.0/101,131 votes#6 - Convention
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/22/2000
Hal and Lois heads off to a convention while the boys stays home for the babysitter. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey assumed it's just another old woman, their parents hired to watch them. They decide to do a series of pranks on their babysitter, which includes the covered up sewer tank with a blanket and a book for the old woman sit on. To their surprise, their babysitter is a hot, teen-aged girl named Patty. She is sweet to them, but also bitter because she was rejected by Francis, a long time ago, because she was obese. Now the boys compete against each other to see who will prove their eldest brother wrong in his rejection and sleep with her without sex. Meanwhile at the convention, Lois tries in vain to stop the fight between Hal and Jack, who stole his idea.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Bob Stevens
7.6/101,048 votes#7 - Robbery
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/2000
The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store's safe. Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, while Hal and the boys fight nature at home.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Alan J. Higgins
7.6/101,076 votes#8 - Therapy
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 11/29/2000
Malcolm's humiliation as a Krelboyne drives him crazy, so he fakes his way into seeing the school's shrink, with whom the con continues.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Ian Busch
7.5/101,086 votes#9 - High School Play
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/2000
Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers the joys of massage. Hal and Dewey build a society of model buildings in the living room. Francis tries to show his individualism at school when the commandant cracks down on personal belongings.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum
7.9/101,039 votes#10 - The Bully
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 12/17/2000
Reese, promising champion of his school's wrestling team, gets beaten by a girl, completely demoralizing him. So he gives up his school-bully carrier, which destabilizes the natural order of things at school. Francis tries to get out of academy at his birthday in an attempt to avoid academy-birthday-traditions.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Alex Reid
7.5/101,017 votes#11 - Old Mrs. Old
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/7/2001
Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis's friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old woman in the neighborhood.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Alan J. Higgins
8.2/101,121 votes#12 - Krelboyne Girl
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 1/14/2001
Lois and Hal try to end Dewey's dependence on his stuffed animal Domingo by convincing him that it is too dirty. Strangely attracted, Malcolm finds himself in emotional confusion about the new weird Krelboyne girl Cynthia. At the academy Commandant Spangler re-institutes old Hickory into the school's disciplinary system and Francis tries to convince his father Hal to lie for him to avoid punishment.
Director: Arlene Sanford
Writer: Bob Stevens
8.3/101,150 votes#13 - New Neighbors
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 1/21/2001
New neighbors, who turn out to be even more awful than Malcolm's family, move in next door; the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from Oliver North.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum
7.7/101,011 votes#14 - Hal Quits
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 2/4/2001
Hal feels like his job is a piece of c* after going to Dewey's class for parent job day. So he decides to take a "kidney failure" weeks off. While Francis is forced to work at the lucky aid over spring break.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein
7.7/10999 votes#15 - The Grandparents
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/11/2001
Lois' estranged parents, Ida and Victor, pay the family a visit. Right away, trouble starts brewing. Victor bonds with Reese, Ida gets Malcolm into a fight, and Dewey is haunted by childhood memories of his inattentive grandparents.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy
8.2/101,055 votes#16 - Traffic Ticket
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2/18/2001
Lois gets a traffic ticket and immediately blames Francis and makes him get the money to her. To do this, Francis stages a stunt for the other cadets' amusement. Malcolm finds evidence that Lois was wrong about the traffic ticket.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Larry Strawther
7.7/10965 votes#17 - Surgery
Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 2/25/2001
A hospital stay unsettles Malcolm, who's stuck in a kids ward with what may be appendicitis. Meanwhile, at military school, Francis leads a hunger strike.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Maggie Bandur, Pang-Ni Landrum
8.1/10998 votes#18 - Reese Cooks
Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 3/4/2001
A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Dan Kopelman
8.1/101,006 votes#19 - Tutoring Reese
Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 3/11/2001
Malcolm and the Krelboynes tutor Reese, and uncover the real reason behind his failing grades.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Ian Busch
9.3/102,061 votes#20 - Bowling
Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 4/1/2001
Malcolm and Reese go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Alex Reid
8.1/101,003 votes#21 - Malcolm vs. Reese
Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 4/22/2001
Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Dan Kopelman
7.8/10948 votes#22 - Mini-Bike
Season 2 Episode 22 - Aired 4/29/2001
Lois forbids the boys to ride a motorbike they found, but Reese disobeys and breaks a leg.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein
7.7/10967 votes#23 - Carnival
Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 5/6/2001
Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Alex Reid
8.4/101,057 votes#24 - Evacuation
Season 2 Episode 24 - Aired 5/13/2001
Hal is inadvertently responsible for a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighborhood evacuation; Malcolm deals with being grounded even in the emergency shelter; Francis suffers through a date with a geeky 12-year-old.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy
8.3/101,104 votes#25 - Flashback
Season 2 Episode 25 - Aired 5/20/2001
Lois is two weeks late with her period, causing her and Hal to panic and start a big fight, while trying to keep it from the boys. And while Dewey is scared that his parents may split up, Hal and Lois remember the troubles of getting their previous four sons.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Ian Busch
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A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
Genres:FamilyComedyDrama
Network:FOX
Season 2 Ratings Summary
"Traffic Jam (2)" is the best rated episode of "Malcolm in the Middle" season 2. It scored 8.5/10 based on 1361 votes. Directed by Todd Holland and written by Dan Kopelman, it aired on 11/5/2000. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Halloween Approximately".