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The Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 3

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The Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 3

A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.

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  1. Background image for Houseboat
    7.7/10(1.1k votes)

    #1 - Houseboat

    S3:E1

    The family takes a vacation with the Kenarbans, sharing a houseboat. And while Steve's parents are caught in a fight, Reese and Steve socialize with some cheerleader from a nearby spirit camp, Malcolm is stuck with Hal fishing. At the military academy, Eric turns eighteen and leaves for Alaska, inspiring Francis to do something about his situation too.

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    Director:Todd Holland
  2. Background image for Emancipation
    7.9/10(1.1k votes)

    #2 - Emancipation

    S3:E2

    Being fed up with military school, Francis gets himself legally emancipated so he can go north to Alaska with his friend Eric and become a logger. This does not sit well at all with the family.

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    7.6/10(1.0k votes)

    #3 - Book Club

    S3:E3

    Lois, in an attempt to get a break from the family, joins a book club that turns out to be a night off for frustrated housewives, but it all goes a little bit haywire. Meanwhile Francis tries to get to Alaska, learning something important about himself and about truck drivers. Hal, who tries to keep the boys out of troubles for the evening, is caught in an inner conflict about how to treat them.

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    Director:Todd Holland
    Writer:Alex Reid
  4. Background image for Malcolm's Girlfriend
    7.5/10(1.0k votes)

    #4 - Malcolm's Girlfriend

    S3:E4

    Francis has to stay a couple of days in a small county jail and enjoys it more then he expected. Malcolm finds himself with a girlfriend, which add to his usual social anxiety. Dewey makes friend with a new kid in the area, helping the kid's mother to compose Dewey's dream birthday party for his new friend.

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    Director:Ken Kwapis
    Writer:Ian Busch
  5. Background image for Charity
    8.1/10(1.0k votes)

    #5 - Charity

    S3:E5

    In an effort to contribute to society and to make her boys useful at the same time, Lois "volunteers" Malcolm, Reese and Dewey for charity work at a local church. The boys are assigned to sort giant piles of donated clothing, game, appliances etc. Initially irritated at their new task, they realize the donated stuff is a lot nicer than their own possessions, and they begin swapping out their old stuff with the second-hand items. The boys soon make a enterprise out of their charity assistance, going as far as to sell things to the neighborhood kids - that is until Hal finds out. Meanwhile, Francis must come to grips with the fact his fabulous job in Alaska is not quite what he expected.

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    7.9/10(1.0k votes)

    #6 - Health Scare

    S3:E6

    When Hal's doctor discovers something suspicious during his routine check-up, Lois and Hal become frantic, nervous wrecks as they wait for the test results. As a result of her anticipation, Lois becomes even stricter with the boys, leaving them to misinterpret the new house rules. Meanwhile, in Alaska, Francis comes to blows with his boss.

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    Director:Todd Holland
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    8.0/10(1.0k votes)

    #7 - Christmas

    S3:E7

    When Malcolm and his brothers destroy their Christmas tree ornaments, Lois punishes them by canceling Christmas and moves all the presents into the garage. The only way she will reinstate the holiday is if the boys behave impeccably up to Christmas morning. Her plan works better than expected, and Lois is touched that her family responded so well to her challenge. Meanwhile, the boys decide that Lois could use this tactic for future holidays and retaliate by breaking into the garage and opening up all the presents. Elsewhere, Francis is forced to visit his Grandma Ida for Christmas.

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    7.9/10(1.0k votes)

    #8 - Poker

    S3:E8

    Poker showdowns with Abe give Hal a flush; dance lessons turn Lois awhirl; an Alaskan blizzard entraps and rattles Francis. (TV Guide)

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    Director:Ken Kwapis
  10. Background image for Reese's Job
    7.6/10(957 votes)

    #9 - Reese's Job

    S3:E9

    Trouble finds Reese at his new fast-food job; a new Krelboyne tutors Malcolm; Hal and Lois sabotage Dewey's plan to get a dog.

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    7.7/10(984 votes)

    #10 - Lois's Makeover

    S3:E10

    A negative job-performance review riles Lois; hoops play with the boys energizes Hal; a vermin infestation busies rat-killer Francis.

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    8.0/10(1.1k votes)

    #11 - Company Picnic (1)

    S3:E11

    Juicy guest casting and ingenious plotting enliven an hourlong episode that airs in the plum post-Super Bowl slot. One storyline unfolds at Hal's company picnic, where Lois clashes with a blabby wife and her beleaguered spouse; and Hal runs afoul of his new boss and the big cheese. In Alaska, Francis's scheme to win a bet involves rigging a hockey game that pits loggers vs. a fearsome women's squad led by a blowhard coach.

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    8.0/10(1.0k votes)

    #12 - Company Picnic (2)

    S3:E12

    After Hal is mistaken by his new boss, as that guy's boss, Hal plays along. Malcolm is in a three-legged scavenger hunt with the girl he likes, but becomes upset after he confesses he likes her, and she says she likes another boy. Reese is also the the scavenger hunt, and at first doesn't like the big dumb bully he is with, but they grow to like each other when they bond over beating up the other contestants and stealing their items. Lois continues to balance keeping Dewey intact and dealing with the crazy woman, but now must talk to the husband as well. Francis continues to sabotage his own team, this time on the ice.

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  14. Background image for Reese Drives
    8.3/10(1.1k votes)

    #13 - Reese Drives

    S3:E13

    Highway horror: Reese gets a learner's permit, which he promptly proceeds to abuse by commandeering a driving-school vehicle.

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    7.7/10(1.0k votes)

    #14 - Cynthia's Back

    S3:E14

    The return of the smart and sassy Cynthia rattles Malcolm, who's astonished by her physical maturation. And so is drooling Reese.

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  16. Background image for Hal's Birthday
    7.8/10(972 votes)

    #15 - Hal's Birthday

    S3:E15

    The arrival of Francis's new bride on Hal's birthday sparks a fray that drives the younger siblings out---and into a posh hotel.

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    Director:Levie Isaacks
    Writer:Alex Reid
  17. Background image for Hal Coaches
    7.4/10(934 votes)

    #16 - Hal Coaches

    S3:E16

    Clever Hal invigorates Dewey's soccer team; sly Reese blackmails a philandering neighbor; obsessed Malcolm battles a computer program.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Ian Busch
  18. Background image for Dewey's Dog
    7.9/10(978 votes)

    #17 - Dewey's Dog

    S3:E17

    Dewey rules, thanks to his new dog that intimidates Malcolm and Reese; Hal and Lois hit the town with big plans---and flu symptoms.

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    7.7/10(966 votes)

    #18 - Poker 2

    S3:E18

    Girls in the house spell trouble for the boys, who are on their own while Dad's hosting a poker game that's more about one-upmanship than cards.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Unknown
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    6.3/10(954 votes)

    #19 - Clip Show

    S3:E19

    An embattled psychiatrist probes the boys' naughty behavior patterns in a session framed by flashbacks to past episodes.

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    7.4/10(939 votes)

    #20 - Jury Duty

    S3:E20

    Lois gets jury duty and Hal tries to figure out what case she's working on. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese saw Stevie's mom naked and brag about it, they also take Dewey to the sewers and get lost.

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    7.7/10(950 votes)

    #21 - Cliques

    S3:E21

    Back in the general school population, the Krelboyne whiz kids wind up in cliques with jocks, skateboarders and brooding "Goths."

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    8.0/10(995 votes)

    #22 - Monkey

    S3:E22

    New monkey business occupies Reese, now a self-appointed law enforcer; a capuchin monkey has it in for Lois's co-worker, Craig.

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    Director:Ken Kwapis

Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Houseboat" is the best rated episode of "Malcolm in the Middle" season 3. It scored 7.7/10 based on 1087 votes. Directed by Todd Holland and written by Bob Stevens, it aired on 11/11/2001. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Emancipation".