7.8/10911 votes#1 - Zoo
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 11/3/2002
Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters with creatures great and small. But Hal wishes he could have passed on an encounter with Lois's former beau, who lectures on rain-forest animals. Elsewhere, Reese butts heads with a goat; and Malcolm and Dewey take a tumble into a tiger den. Another storyline checks in on ne'er-do-well Francis, now the unlikely foreman of a dude ranch owned by a cheery German businessman.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein
7.7/10902 votes#2 - Humilithon
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 11/10/2002
High school's first day vexes Malcolm, who acquires an unfortunate nickname; and Hal, a parental "volunteer" running afoul of authority.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Michael Borkow
8.8/101,241 votes#3 - Family Reunion
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 11/17/2002
Christopher Lloyd adds to his gallery of eccentric characters, playing Hal's quirky, cranky and very wealthy father, Walter, in this rollicking episode. The occasion is a birthday celebration for the old man, but the snooty female in-laws seem more interested in offending Lois. Their shabby behavior initially goes unnoticed by Hal, who's desperately trying to bond with his self-centered dad; and by Dewey and Reese, who seek some of Grampa's dough by currying favor with him. But when Lois is reduced to tears after being excluded from a group photo, the family rallies to her side with an all-out counterattack that turns the party into pandemonium.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Alex Reid
7.6/10861 votes#4 - Stupid Girl
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 11/24/2002
Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm's stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who's really a dim bulb.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Dan Kopelman
7.6/10876 votes#5 - Forwards Backwards
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 12/1/2002
Brotherly love is lost on Malcolm and Reese, now out to sabotage his sibling's birthday in devilish strikes met with crafty counterattacks.
Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Maggie Bandur
7.7/10879 votes#6 - Forbidden Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 12/15/2002
Malcolm starts to date Nikki. Meanwhile, Hal and Lois must take abstinence pills in an attempt to be better parents. At the ranch, Otto is furious with the other ranchers who keep destroying the fence that Francis is building to keep the cattle inside.
Director: Jamie Babbit
Writer: Matthew Carlson
8.1/10937 votes#7 - Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 1/5/2003
After joining the basketball team at school, Malcolm soon finds himself under the coach's skin due to his constant complaining, which eventually gets him kicked off the team. Determined to put an end to his horrible habit of talking before he thinks, Malcolm starts "holding his tongue" which solves all the problems with his coach, girlfriend, and parents, but it ends up causing more stress than before. Meanwhile, Hal takes up speed walking and is desperate to be the best while Reese gets Craig to take him and Allison to a concert and almost ruins his date.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy
8.2/10943 votes#8 - Boys at Ranch
Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 1/12/2003
On a visit to Francis' dude ranch Hal can't help being disappointed in Francis' success, Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grownup, and Gretchen punishes Dewey for breaking a valuable doll.
Director: David D'Ovidio
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy
7.9/10885 votes#9 - Grandma Sues
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 2/2/2003
Grandma Ida is even nastier than usual (if that's possible) because of a tumble down the front steps that resulted in a broken collarbone, prompting her to sue her daughter and son-in-law for pain and suffering. And there's more momentous news on the home front: Lois is pregnant.
Director: James Simons
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein
8.6/101,176 votes#10 - If Boys Were Girls
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 2/9/2003
After being rattled by a battle among the boys, a pregnant Lois ponders the consequences of raising another brawling kid. So she fantasizes that her unruly sons have morphed into well-behaved young daughters. Malcolm becomes Mallory, Reese is transformed into Renee and Dewey turns into Daisy.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Alexandra Kaczenski, Nahnatchka Khan
7.7/10818 votes#11 - Long Drive
Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 3/2/2003
A sex lecture from Lois rattles Malcolm; a ranch calamity unnerves Francis; disharmony among Hal's music group is a prelude to their concert. Also, a day in jail tests a defiant Reese, who faces a "Scared Straight" encounter.
Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Michael Borkow
7.5/10825 votes#12 - Kicked Out
Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 3/9/2003
After Lois is out of town, Malcolm and Hal got into a fight leading Malcolm to get expelled from his house. Malcolm lives with his girlfriend in her attic, as Hal put signs for "Missing Malcolm."
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Alex Reid
7.9/10871 votes#13 - Stereo Store
Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 3/16/2003
Jessica, a sly, 16-year-old sitter outfoxes the boys while Lois is away and Hal's busy with a second job as a whiz of a salesman.
Director: Bryan Cranston
Writer: Matthew Carlson
7.5/10813 votes#14 - Hal's Friend
Season 4 Episode 14 - Aired 3/30/2003
Malcolm tries to emancipate Dabney from his overbearing mother while Hal invites his ne'er-do-well old buddy to the house. At the ranch, Francis is forced to share a room with Otto.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Dan Kopelman
7.8/10829 votes#15 - Garage Sale
Season 4 Episode 15 - Aired 4/6/2003
A garage sale that's entrusted to Reese (yikes!) yields treasures near and dear, like Hal's old radio transmitter, which he makes operational. And a PC dating back to 1976 that Malcolm plans to sell to Craig for $1300.
Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Maggie Bandur
7.5/10792 votes#16 - Academic Octathalon
Season 4 Episode 16 - Aired 4/13/2003
An academic competition faces the Krelboynes in an event Malcolm derides. Especially when he learns his teacher has a cheating plan. Also: a commitment to a formal dance ruffles Reese, who's now trying to ditch his date.
Director: Todd Holland
Writer: Rob Hanning
6.4/10808 votes#17 - Clip Show 2
Season 4 Episode 17 - Aired 4/20/2003
Hal and Lois are penning their will, and think back to all the trouble their sons put them through. It is there that Lois' problems with Francis are finally revealed and how her inability to admit when she is wrong lead to a lot of the problems the family has been dealing with.
Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Dan Kopelman, Maggie Bandur
7.5/10816 votes#18 - Reese's Party
Season 4 Episode 18 - Aired 4/27/2003
When Hal and Lois go out of town for a "last chance" getaway before the baby comes, Reese has a big bash that gets out of hand. College-age thugs show up, cancel the party and set up a drug-making operation in the garage. All Reese and Malcolm can do is knuckle under. The good news is, Dewey's not around. The bad news is, his baby sitter is Lois's annoying co-worker Craig. Meanwhile, Hal and his very pregnant wife are off at a romantic retreat---feuding.
Director: Levie Isaacks
Writer: Andy Bobrow
7.5/10818 votes#19 - Future Malcolm
Season 4 Episode 19 - Aired 5/4/2003
Leonard, a cynical, genius chess player with no friends or job, makes Malcolm think he could grow into a similar adulthood. Determined to prevent this undesirable fate, Malcolm tries to help Leonard change his life by lining him up for a job interview with the obnoxious Craig. Meanwhile, Francis finds employ as a nude model and begins to delight in the exposure.
Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein
7.9/10833 votes#20 - Baby (1)
Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 5/11/2003
Lois goes into labor while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition. Ida moves in after her apartment burns down and she refuses to stay with Susan.Dewey reveals the date his parents chose for the baby's planned delivery is his birthday in an announcement at the exposition to humiliate Hal.
Director: James Simons
Writer: Rob Hanning
8.0/10833 votes#21 - Baby (2)
Season 4 Episode 21 - Aired 5/18/2003
While Lois is in labor, the house is hectic, and Hal, desperate to get home, has crashed the car on the way out of the expo.
Director: Jamie Babbit
Writer: Michael Borkow
7.5/10800 votes#22 - Day Care
Season 4 Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/2003
With the arrival of their fifth child, Lois and Hal search for a "creative" daycare solution.
Director: Steve Love
Writer: Neil Thompson, Gary Murphy
The Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 4
Every episode of Malcolm in the Middle Season 4 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Malcolm in the Middle Season 4!
A gifted young teen tries to survive life with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family.
Genres:FamilyComedyDrama
Network:FOX
Season 4 Ratings Summary
"Zoo" is the best rated episode of "Malcolm in the Middle" season 4. It scored 7.8/10 based on 911 votes. Directed by Todd Holland and written by Michael Glouberman, Andrew Orenstein, it aired on 11/3/2002. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Humilithon".