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South Park S7E9 — Christian Rock Hard

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South Park•Season 7•Episode 9

Christian Rock Hard

9.0/10 · 5,524 votesOct 29, 200323 min

Ranked #2 of 15 in Season 7•+0.7 vs season avg

The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian

Directed byTrey Parker

Written byTrey Parker

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Trey Parker

Trey Parker

Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh (voice)

Matt Stone

Matt Stone

Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick (voice)

Isaac Hayes

Isaac Hayes

Chef (voice)

Mona Marshall

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Sheila Broflovski (voice)

Eliza Schneider

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Liane Cartman (voice)

Jennifer Howell

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Bebe Stevens (voice)

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Eric Oliver

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Frank C. Agnone II

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Episode Summary

"Christian Rock Hard" is episode 9 of South Park season 7. It scored 9.0/10 from 5,524 votes, ranking #2 of 15 episodes this season (season average 8.3). Directed by Trey Parker and written by Trey Parker, it aired on October 29, 2003.

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