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Married... with Children S8E17 — Valentine's Day Massacre
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Married... with Children•Season 8•Episode 17

Valentine's Day Massacre

7.8/10 · 561 votesFeb 13, 199422 min

Ranked #15 of 26 in Season 8•matches the season avg

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Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

Directed byGerry Cohen
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Cast6

Ed O'Neill

Ed O'Neill

Al Bundy

Katey Sagal

Katey Sagal

Peggy Bundy

Amanda Bearse

Amanda Bearse

Marcy D'Arcy

Christina Applegate

Christina Applegate

Kelly Bundy

David Faustino

David Faustino

Bud Bundy

Ted McGinley

Ted McGinley

Jefferson D'Arcy

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Gerry Cohen

Director

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Episode Summary

"Valentine's Day Massacre" is episode 17 of Married... with Children season 8. It scored 7.8/10 from 561 votes, ranking #15 of 26 episodes this season (season average 7.8). Directed by Gerry Cohen, it aired on February 13, 1994.

Next: E18 · Get Outta DodgeBest of Season 8