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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 10

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 10 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 10!

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk
    6.1/10(1348 votes)

    #1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    S10:E1

    Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 2 - A Big Bag of Dog
    6.3/10(1060 votes)

    #2 - A Big Bag of Dog

    S10:E2

    Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
    6.1/10(1130 votes)

    #3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    S10:E3

    Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
    6.5/10(1260 votes)

    #4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

    S10:E4

    Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
    6.4/10(1041 votes)

    #5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    S10:E5

    Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 6 - Ferrets, Attack!
    6.0/10(1008 votes)

    #6 - Ferrets, Attack!

    S10:E6

    Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard
    6.3/10(1120 votes)

    #7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    S10:E7

    When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 8 - Something My Gynecologist Said
    6.5/10(1059 votes)

    #8 - Something My Gynecologist Said

    S10:E8

    Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 - I Scream When I Pee
    7.0/10(1082 votes)

    #9 - I Scream When I Pee

    S10:E9

    Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 10 - One Nut Johnson
    6.9/10(1044 votes)

    #10 - One Nut Johnson

    S10:E10

    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole
    6.7/10(1025 votes)

    #11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    S10:E11

    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 12 - Welcome to Alancrest
    6.3/10(1000 votes)

    #12 - Welcome to Alancrest

    S10:E12

    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
    5.6/10(1151 votes)

    #13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    S10:E13

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!
    6.6/10(993 votes)

    #14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    S10:E14

    Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
    6.8/10(1041 votes)

    #15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    S10:E15

    When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
    6.4/10(929 votes)

    #16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    S10:E16

    Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
    6.3/10(958 votes)

    #17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    S10:E17

    When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton
    6.4/10(951 votes)

    #18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton

    S10:E18

    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
    6.9/10(1029 votes)

    #19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

    S10:E19

    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 20 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
    6.9/10(1142 votes)

    #20 - Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

    S10:E20

    Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 21 - Another Night with Neil Diamond
    6.2/10(929 votes)

    #21 - Another Night with Neil Diamond

    S10:E21

    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 22 - My Bodacious Vidalia
    6.4/10(954 votes)

    #22 - My Bodacious Vidalia

    S10:E22

    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
    6.4/10(1030 votes)

    #23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    S10:E23

    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 10 Ratings Summary

"I Changed My Mind About the Milk" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 10. It scored 6.1/10 based on 1348 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 9/27/2012. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "A Big Bag of Dog".