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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 10

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 10 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 10!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Episodes
23
Avg. Rating
6.4
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Season 10 Ratings Summary

"I Changed My Mind About the Milk" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 10. It scored 6.1/10 based on 1286 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, it aired on 9/27/2012. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "A Big Bag of Dog".

  • I Changed My Mind About the Milk
    6.1/10(1,286)

    #1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Season 10 Episode 1

    Aired 9/27/2012

    Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • A Big Bag of Dog
    6.2/10(997)

    #2 - A Big Bag of Dog

    Season 10 Episode 2

    Aired 10/4/2012

    Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
    6.1/10(1,069)

    #3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Season 10 Episode 3

    Aired 10/11/2012

    Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
    6.5/10(1,194)

    #4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

    Season 10 Episode 4

    Aired 10/18/2012

    Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
    6.4/10(978)

    #5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    Season 10 Episode 5

    Aired 10/25/2012

    Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ferrets, Attack!
    6.0/10(950)

    #6 - Ferrets, Attack!

    Season 10 Episode 6

    Aired 11/1/2012

    Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Avoid the Chinese Mustard
    6.3/10(1,056)

    #7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Season 10 Episode 7

    Aired 11/8/2012

    When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Something My Gynecologist Said
    6.5/10(999)

    #8 - Something My Gynecologist Said

    Season 10 Episode 8

    Aired 11/15/2012

    Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I Scream When I Pee
    7.0/10(1,021)

    #9 - I Scream When I Pee

    Season 10 Episode 9

    Aired 11/29/2012

    Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One Nut Johnson
    6.9/10(986)

    #10 - One Nut Johnson

    Season 10 Episode 10

    Aired 12/6/2012

    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Give Santa a Tail-Hole
    6.7/10(962)

    #11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Season 10 Episode 11

    Aired 12/13/2012

    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Welcome to Alancrest
    6.3/10(944)

    #12 - Welcome to Alancrest

    Season 10 Episode 12

    Aired 1/3/2013

    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Grab a Feather and Get in Line
    5.6/10(1,086)

    #13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Season 10 Episode 13

    Aired 1/10/2013

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Run, Steven Staven! Run!
    6.6/10(938)

    #14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    Season 10 Episode 14

    Aired 1/31/2013

    Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
    6.8/10(980)

    #15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Season 10 Episode 15

    Aired 2/7/2013

    When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
    6.3/10(873)

    #16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Season 10 Episode 16

    Aired 2/14/2013

    Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
    6.3/10(898)

    #17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    Season 10 Episode 17

    Aired 2/21/2013

    When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The 9:04 from Pemberton
    6.4/10(893)

    #18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton

    Season 10 Episode 18

    Aired 3/7/2013

    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
    6.8/10(971)

    #19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

    Season 10 Episode 19

    Aired 3/14/2013

    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
    6.9/10(1,079)

    #20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

    Season 10 Episode 20

    Aired 4/4/2013

    Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Another Night With Neil Diamond
    6.2/10(871)

    #21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond

    Season 10 Episode 21

    Aired 4/25/2013

    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • My Bodacious Vidalia
    6.4/10(895)

    #22 - My Bodacious Vidalia

    Season 10 Episode 22

    Aired 5/2/2013

    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
    6.4/10(971)

    #23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    Season 10 Episode 23

    Aired 5/9/2013

    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A