- 8.1/10(2.7k votes)
#1 - Pilot
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Director:James Burrows - 7.7/10(2.2k votes)
#2 - Big Flappy Bastards
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Director:Andy Ackerman - 7.7/10(2.1k votes)
#3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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Writer:Lee Aronsohn - 7.9/10(2.0k votes)
#4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
S1:E4Director:Andy AckermanWriter:Unknown0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:Andy AckermanWriter:Unknown - 7.8/10(2.0k votes)
#5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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Writer:Eddie Gorodetsky - 7.5/10(1.9k votes)
#6 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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- 8.3/10(2.0k votes)
#7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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Writer:Lee Aronsohn - 7.8/10(1.9k votes)
#8 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
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Writer:Eddie Gorodetsky - 7.5/10(1.8k votes)
#9 - Phase One, Complete
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Director:Andy Ackerman - 8.0/10(1.9k votes)
#10 - Merry Thanksgiving
S1:E10Director:Jay Sandrich0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:Jay Sandrich - 7.6/10(1.8k votes)
#11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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Writer:Lee Aronsohn - 8.6/10(2.7k votes)
#12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones
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Writer:Susan Beavers - 7.6/10(1.8k votes)
#13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan
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- 7.7/10(1.8k votes)
#14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
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Writer:Eddie Gorodetsky - 7.8/10(1.9k votes)
#15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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Director:Andrew D. Weyman - 7.8/10(1.8k votes)
#16 - That Was Saliva, Alan
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Director:Andrew D. Weyman - 7.9/10(1.7k votes)
#17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
S1:E17Director:Andrew D. WeymanWriter:Eddie Gorodetsky0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Director:Andrew D. WeymanWriter:Eddie Gorodetsky - 8.4/10(2.1k votes)
#18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick
S1:E18Writer:Lee Aronsohn0 CommentsBe first to comment!Be the first to share your thoughts
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Writer:Lee Aronsohn - 8.1/10(1.8k votes)
#19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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- 8.0/10(1.8k votes)
#21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
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Director:Lee Aronsohn - 7.8/10(1.7k votes)
#22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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- 8.4/10(2.0k votes)
#23 - Just Like Buffalo
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Director:Chuck Lorre - 8.1/10(1.8k votes)
#24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
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Director:Chuck Lorre

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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 1
Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 1!

The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 1
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Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 1 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 1!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Season 1 Ratings Summary
"Pilot" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 1. It scored 8.1/10 based on 2725 votes. Directed by James Burrows and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 9/22/2003. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Big Flappy Bastards".