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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 6

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 6 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 6!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 6 Ratings Summary

"Taterhead Is Our Love Child" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 6. It scored 7.8/10 based on 1393 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Jim Patterson, it aired on 9/22/2008. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Pie Hole, Herb".

  • Taterhead Is Our Love Child
    7.8/101,393 votes

    #1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child

    Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2008

    In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • Pie Hole, Herb
    7.8/101,282 votes

    #2 - Pie Hole, Herb

    Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2008

    Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers

  • Damn You, Eggs Benedict
    7.9/101,333 votes

    #3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict

    Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2008

    Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

    Director: Jean Sagal

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • The Flavin' and the Mavin'
    7.7/101,350 votes

    #4 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'

    Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 10/13/2008

    Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • A Jock Strap in Hell
    7.5/101,348 votes

    #5 - A Jock Strap in Hell

    Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 10/20/2008

    Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

    Director: Jean Sagal

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

  • It's Always Nazi Week
    8.0/101,270 votes

    #6 - It's Always Nazi Week

    Season 6 Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/2008

    When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jim Patterson

  • Best H.O. Money Can Buy
    7.9/101,251 votes

    #7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy

    Season 6 Episode 7 - Aired 11/10/2008

    Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

  • Pinocchio's Mouth
    7.7/101,249 votes

    #8 - Pinocchio's Mouth

    Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2008

    Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • The Mooch at the Boo
    8.5/101,587 votes

    #9 - The Mooch at the Boo

    Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 11/24/2008

    Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers

  • He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
    7.6/101,234 votes

    #10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    Season 6 Episode 10 - Aired 12/8/2008

    Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster

  • The Devil's Lube
    7.7/101,327 votes

    #11 - The Devil's Lube

    Season 6 Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2008

    Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

    Director: Chuck Lorre, Jeff Melman

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • Thank God for Scoliosis
    8.0/101,354 votes

    #12 - Thank God for Scoliosis

    Season 6 Episode 12 - Aired 1/12/2009

    Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • I Think You Offended Don
    7.5/101,228 votes

    #13 - I Think You Offended Don

    Season 6 Episode 13 - Aired 1/19/2009

    Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
    8.0/101,290 votes

    #14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Season 6 Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/2009

    Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • I'd Like to Start With the Cat
    7.6/101,211 votes

    #15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat

    Season 6 Episode 15 - Aired 2/9/2009

    Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

  • She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
    8.2/101,346 votes

    #16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

    Season 6 Episode 16 - Aired 3/2/2009

    Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

  • The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
    7.6/101,215 votes

    #17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

    Season 6 Episode 17 - Aired 3/9/2009

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • My Son's Enormous Head
    7.6/101,214 votes

    #18 - My Son's Enormous Head

    Season 6 Episode 18 - Aired 3/16/2009

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • The Two Finger Rule
    8.7/101,763 votes

    #19 - The Two Finger Rule

    Season 6 Episode 19 - Aired 3/30/2009

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
    7.8/101,248 votes

    #20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

    Season 6 Episode 20 - Aired 4/13/2009

    Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers

  • Above Exalted Cyclops
    8.1/101,289 votes

    #21 - Above Exalted Cyclops

    Season 6 Episode 21 - Aired 4/27/2009

    Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

  • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
    7.6/101,195 votes

    #22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

    Season 6 Episode 22 - Aired 5/4/2009

    Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

    Director: Jon Cryer

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
    7.7/101,238 votes

    #23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

    Season 6 Episode 23 - Aired 5/11/2009

    Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

  • Baseball Was Better with Steroids
    8.3/101,410 votes

    #24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids

    Season 6 Episode 24 - Aired 5/18/2009

    Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

    Director: Lee Aronsohn

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers