5.5/103,710 votes5.5/10(3,710)#1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Season 9 Episode 1
Aired 9/19/2011
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
5.3/101,941 votes5.3/10(1,941)#2 - People Who Love Peepholes
Season 9 Episode 2
Aired 9/26/2011
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
5.3/101,627 votes5.3/10(1,627)#3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Season 9 Episode 3
Aired 10/3/2011
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre
5.6/101,451 votes5.6/10(1,451)#4 - Nine Magic Fingers
Season 9 Episode 4
Aired 10/10/2011
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
5.8/101,360 votes5.8/10(1,360)#5 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Season 9 Episode 5
Aired 10/17/2011
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Dave Richardson
5.6/101,319 votes5.6/10(1,319)#6 - The Squat and the Hover
Season 9 Episode 6
Aired 10/24/2011
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Dave Richardson
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5.9/101,241 votes5.9/10(1,241)#7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Season 9 Episode 7
Aired 10/31/2011
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
6.6/101,353 votes6.6/10(1,353)#8 - Thank You for the Intercourse
Season 9 Episode 8
Aired 11/7/2011
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Susan McMartin
6.4/101,319 votes6.4/10(1,319)#9 - Frodo's Headshots
Season 9 Episode 9
Aired 11/14/2011
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Dave Richardson
6.2/101,232 votes6.2/10(1,232)#10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Season 9 Episode 10
Aired 11/21/2011
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
6.3/101,170 votes6.3/10(1,170)#11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip
Season 9 Episode 11
Aired 12/5/2011
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
5.7/101,226 votes5.7/10(1,226)#12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9 Episode 12
Aired 12/12/2011
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
6.6/101,159 votes6.6/10(1,159)#13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Season 9 Episode 13
Aired 1/2/2012
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
6.3/101,086 votes6.3/10(1,086)#14 - A Possum on Chemo
Season 9 Episode 14
Aired 1/16/2012
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Susan McMartin
6.4/101,126 votes6.4/10(1,126)#15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Season 9 Episode 15
Aired 2/6/2012
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
6.6/101,101 votes6.6/10(1,101)#16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Season 9 Episode 16
Aired 2/13/2012
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
5.5/101,161 votes5.5/10(1,161)#17 - Not in My Mouth!
Season 9 Episode 17
Aired 2/20/2012
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
5.6/101,042 votes5.6/10(1,042)#18 - The War Against Gingivitis
Season 9 Episode 18
Aired 2/27/2012
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
6.3/101,014 votes6.3/10(1,014)#19 - Palmdale, Ech
Season 9 Episode 19
Aired 3/19/2012
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
6.0/101,006 votes6.0/10(1,006)#20 - Grandma's Pie
Season 9 Episode 20
Aired 4/9/2012
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
6.1/10980 votes6.1/10(980)#21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Season 9 Episode 21
Aired 4/16/2012
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
6.3/101,096 votes6.3/10(1,096)#22 - Why We Gave Up Women
Season 9 Episode 22
Aired 4/30/2012
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
5.7/101,054 votes5.7/10(1,054)#23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
Season 9 Episode 23
Aired 5/7/2012
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
6.4/101,065 votes6.4/10(1,065)#24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Season 9 Episode 24
Aired 5/14/2012
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 9
Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 9 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 9!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
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Season 9 Ratings Summary
"Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 9. It scored 5.5/10 based on 3710 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, it aired on 9/19/2011. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "People Who Love Peepholes".
