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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 4

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 4 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 4!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol
    8.6/10(1979 votes)

    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 6 - Apologies for the Frivolity
    8.3/10(1800 votes)

    S4:E6

    Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
    8.2/10(1618 votes)

    S4:E20

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

    Director:Jerry Zaks
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
    8.2/10(1602 votes)

    S4:E24

    Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
    8.1/10(1589 votes)

    S4:E19

    Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    8.0/10(1638 votes)

    S4:E23

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.

    Director:Lee Aronsohn
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 8 - Release the Dogs
    7.9/10(1588 votes)

    S4:E8

    Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 2 - Who Is This Vod Kanockers?
    7.8/10(1623 votes)

    S4:E2

    Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
    7.8/10(1558 votes)

    S4:E5

    Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
    7.8/10(1591 votes)

    S4:E7

    Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15 - My Damn Stalker
    7.8/10(1533 votes)

    S4:E15

    Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
    7.7/10(1565 votes)

    S4:E9

    Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10 - Kissing Abe Lincoln
    7.7/10(1571 votes)

    S4:E10

    Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
    7.7/10(1537 votes)

    S4:E14

    Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
    7.7/10(1556 votes)

    S4:E16

    Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
    7.7/10(1528 votes)

    S4:E21

    Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

    Director:Jerry Zaks
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    7.7/10(1456 votes)

    S4:E22

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

    Director:Jon Cryer
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 - Working for Caligula
    7.6/10(1595 votes)

    S4:E1

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn

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  19. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
    7.6/10(1516 votes)

    S4:E12

    Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
    7.6/10(1502 votes)

    S4:E13

    Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
    7.6/10(1475 votes)

    S4:E18

    Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
    7.5/10(1558 votes)

    S4:E3

    Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4 - A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
    7.5/10(1515 votes)

    S4:E4

    Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie
    7.5/10(1477 votes)

    S4:E17

    After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writer:Don Foster

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Season 4 Ratings Summary

"Walnuts and Demerol" is the best rated episode of Two and a Half Men season 4. It scored 8.6/10 from 1,979 votes. Directed by Gary Halvorson and written by Unknown, it aired on December 11, 2006. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Apologies for the Frivolity".