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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 4

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 4 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 4!

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 - Working for Caligula
    7.6/10(1516 votes)

    #1 - Working for Caligula

    S4:E1

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 2 - Who Is This Vod Kanockers?
    7.8/10(1545 votes)

    #2 - Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

    S4:E2

    Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
    7.5/10(1478 votes)

    #3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    S4:E3

    Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 4 - A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
    7.5/10(1439 votes)

    #4 - A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

    S4:E4

    Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Bill Prady, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
    7.8/10(1483 votes)

    #5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    S4:E5

    Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 6 - Apologies for the Frivolity
    8.3/10(1715 votes)

    #6 - Apologies for the Frivolity

    S4:E6

    Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
    7.8/10(1519 votes)

    #7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    S4:E7

    Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 8 - Release the Dogs
    7.9/10(1503 votes)

    #8 - Release the Dogs

    S4:E8

    Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
    7.7/10(1492 votes)

    #9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    S4:E9

    Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10 - Kissing Abe Lincoln
    7.7/10(1496 votes)

    #10 - Kissing Abe Lincoln

    S4:E10

    Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol
    8.6/10(1904 votes)

    #11 - Walnuts and Demerol

    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
    7.6/10(1450 votes)

    #12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana

    S4:E12

    Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
    7.6/10(1429 votes)

    #13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    S4:E13

    Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
    7.7/10(1466 votes)

    #14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    S4:E14

    Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Don Foster, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15 - My Damn Stalker
    7.8/10(1461 votes)

    #15 - My Damn Stalker

    S4:E15

    Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
    7.7/10(1486 votes)

    #16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too

    S4:E16

    Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

    Director:Andrew D. Weyman
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  17. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie
    7.5/10(1402 votes)

    #17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie

    S4:E17

    After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Don Foster, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  18. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
    7.6/10(1405 votes)

    #18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

    S4:E18

    Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  19. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
    8.1/10(1508 votes)

    #19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

    S4:E19

    Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

    Director:Gary Halvorson
    Writers:Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  20. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
    8.2/10(1538 votes)

    #20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    S4:E20

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

    Director:Jerry Zaks
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  21. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
    7.7/10(1457 votes)

    #21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    S4:E21

    Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

    Director:Jerry Zaks
    Writers:Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  22. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    7.7/10(1384 votes)

    #22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    S4:E22

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

    Director:Jon Cryer
    Writers:Don Foster, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  23. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    8.0/10(1566 votes)

    #23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    S4:E23

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

    Director:Lee Aronsohn
    Writers:Don Foster, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  24. Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
    8.2/10(1528 votes)

    #24 - Prostitutes and Gelato

    S4:E24

    Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'

    Director:Ted Wass
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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Season 4 Ratings Summary

"Working for Caligula" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 4. It scored 7.6/10 based on 1516 votes. Directed by Gary Halvorson and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 9/18/2006. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Who Is This Vod Kanockers?".