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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 4

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 4 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 4!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 4 Ratings Summary

"Working for Caligula" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 4. It scored 7.6/10 based on 1375 votes. Directed by Gary Halvorson and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 9/18/2006. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Who's Vod Kanockers?".

  • Working for Caligula
    7.6/101,375 votes

    #1 - Working for Caligula

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/2006

    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Who's Vod Kanockers?
    7.8/101,413 votes

    #2 - Who's Vod Kanockers?

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/2006

    Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

  • The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
    7.5/101,343 votes

    #3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/2006

    Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky

  • A Pot Smoking Monkey
    7.5/101,315 votes

    #4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2006

    Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Bill Prady

  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
    7.7/101,354 votes

    #5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2006

    Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

  • Apologies for the Frivolity
    8.3/101,547 votes

    #6 - Apologies for the Frivolity

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2006

    Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster

  • Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
    7.8/101,382 votes

    #7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 11/6/2006

    Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Release the Dogs
    7.9/101,363 votes

    #8 - Release the Dogs

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/2006

    Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
    7.7/101,352 votes

    #9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 11/20/2006

    Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster

  • Kissing Abraham Lincoln
    7.7/101,362 votes

    #10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 11/27/2006

    Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky

  • Walnuts and Demerol
    8.6/101,704 votes

    #11 - Walnuts and Demerol

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2006

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • Castrating Sheep in Montana
    7.6/101,324 votes

    #12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 1/8/2007

    Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky

  • Don't Worry, Speed Racer
    7.6/101,305 votes

    #13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 1/22/2007

    Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers

  • That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
    7.7/101,338 votes

    #14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    Season 4 Episode 14 - Aired 2/5/2007

    Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • My Damn Stalker
    7.8/101,334 votes

    #15 - My Damn Stalker

    Season 4 Episode 15 - Aired 2/12/2007

    Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky

  • Young People Have Phlegm Too
    7.7/101,351 votes

    #16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Season 4 Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/2007

    Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

    Director: Andrew D. Weyman

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky

  • I Merely Slept With a Commie
    7.5/101,287 votes

    #17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie

    Season 4 Episode 17 - Aired 2/26/2007

    After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • It Never Rains in Hooterville
    7.6/101,297 votes

    #18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Season 4 Episode 18 - Aired 3/19/2007

    Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster

  • Smooth as a Ken Doll
    8.1/101,380 votes

    #19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Season 4 Episode 19 - Aired 4/9/2007

    Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

  • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
    8.2/101,404 votes

    #20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 4/16/2007

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

    Director: Jerry Zaks

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
    7.7/101,333 votes

    #21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Season 4 Episode 21 - Aired 4/23/2007

    Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

    Director: Jerry Zaks

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster

  • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    7.7/101,268 votes

    #22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Season 4 Episode 22 - Aired 4/30/2007

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

    Director: Jon Cryer

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    8.0/101,438 votes

    #23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    Season 4 Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/2007

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

    Director: Lee Aronsohn

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • Prostitutes and Gelato
    8.2/101,393 votes

    #24 - Prostitutes and Gelato

    Season 4 Episode 24 - Aired 5/14/2007

    Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers