Two and a Half Men

The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 11 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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  1. 7.1/10(1.0k votes)

    #1 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

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    S11:E19

    After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

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  2. 7.1/10(973 votes)

    #2 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

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    S11:E20

    Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

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  3. 6.6/10(872 votes)

    #3 - Welcome Home, Jake

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    S11:E17

    Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

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  4. 6.5/10(951 votes)

    #4 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

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    S11:E7

    Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

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  5. 6.5/10(961 votes)

    #5 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts

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    S11:E11

    Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

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  6. 6.5/10(873 votes)

    #6 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

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    S11:E16

    Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

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  8. 6.5/10(853 votes)

    #7 - West Side Story

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    S11:E18

    Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.

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  9. 6.5/10(930 votes)

    #8 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

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    S11:E22

    Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

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  10. 6.3/10(951 votes)

    #9 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

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    S11:E4

    Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

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  11. 6.3/10(921 votes)

    #10 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

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    S11:E5

    Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

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    Director:James Widdoes
  12. 6.3/10(939 votes)

    #11 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

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    S11:E10

    Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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  13. 6.3/10(867 votes)

    #12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

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    S11:E12

    Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

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  14. 6.2/10(866 votes)

    #13 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

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    S11:E8

    Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.

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  15. 6.2/10(843 votes)

    #14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

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    S11:E14

    Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

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  16. 6.2/10(840 votes)

    #15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

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    S11:E15

    Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

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  17. 6.1/10(1.2k votes)

    #16 - Nangnangnangnang

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    S11:E1

    Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

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  18. 6.1/10(942 votes)

    #17 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

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    S11:E6

    When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

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  19. 6.1/10(901 votes)

    #18 - Bite Me, Supreme Court

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    S11:E13

    Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

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  20. 6.1/10(837 votes)

    #19 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

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    S11:E21

    Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

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  21. 6.0/10(990 votes)

    #20 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

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    S11:E2

    Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

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  22. 6.0/10(922 votes)

    #21 - This Unblessed Biscuit

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    S11:E3

    Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

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  23. 6.0/10(925 votes)

    #22 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

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    S11:E9

    Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

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Season 11 Ratings Summary

"Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 11. It scored 7.1/10 based on 1010 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins, it aired on 4/10/2014. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia".