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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 11 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 11 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 11 is "Nangnangnangnang", rated 6.1/10 from 1160 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Nangnangnangnang" aired on 9/26/2013 and is rated 0.1 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball".

  • Nangnangnangnang
    6.1/10 1,160 votes

    #1 - Nangnangnangnang

    Season 11 Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/2013

    Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
    6.0/10 953 votes

    #2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    Season 11 Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2013

    Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • This Unblessed Biscuit
    6.0/10 890 votes

    #3 - This Unblessed Biscuit

    Season 11 Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/2013

    Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
    6.3/10 918 votes

    #4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    Season 11 Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2013

    Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
    6.3/10 887 votes

    #5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Season 11 Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/2013

    Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jeff Lowell

  • Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
    6.1/10 908 votes

    #6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    Season 11 Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/2013

    When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Tim Kelleher, Jeff Lowell, Jim Patterson

  • Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
    6.5/10 913 votes

    #7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    Season 11 Episode 7 - Aired 11/14/2013

    Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Max Searle, Matt Ross

  • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
    6.2/10 831 votes

    #8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

    Season 11 Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/2013

    Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
    6.1/10 890 votes

    #9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    Season 11 Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/2013

    Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jim Vallely, Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Patterson

  • On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
    6.3/10 903 votes

    #10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    Season 11 Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/2013

    Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tazed in the Lady Nuts
    6.5/10 922 votes

    #11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    Season 11 Episode 11 - Aired 1/2/2014

    Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
    6.3/10 830 votes

    #12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    Season 11 Episode 12 - Aired 1/9/2014

    Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jim Patterson, Matt Ross, Matt Searle

  • Bite Me, Supreme Court
    6.1/10 867 votes

    #13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court

    Season 11 Episode 13 - Aired 1/30/2014

    Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
    6.2/10 805 votes

    #14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    Season 11 Episode 14 - Aired 2/6/2014

    Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Susan McMartin

  • Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
    6.2/10 802 votes

    #15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Season 11 Episode 15 - Aired 2/27/2014

    Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Matt Ross, Matt Searle

  • How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
    6.6/10 836 votes

    #16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Season 11 Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2014

    Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jeff Lowell, Jim Patterson

  • Welcome Home, Jake
    6.6/10 835 votes

    #17 - Welcome Home, Jake

    Season 11 Episode 17 - Aired 3/13/2014

    Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Tim Kelleher, Max Searle, Matt Ross

  • West Side Story
    6.5/10 818 votes

    #18 - West Side Story

    Season 11 Episode 18 - Aired 4/3/2014

    Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
    7.1/10 970 votes

    #19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    Season 11 Episode 19 - Aired 4/10/2014

    After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins

  • Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
    7.2/10 930 votes

    #20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    Season 11 Episode 20 - Aired 4/24/2014

    Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
    6.1/10 800 votes

    #21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    Season 11 Episode 21 - Aired 5/1/2014

    Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Susan McMartin, Steve Tompkins

  • Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
    6.5/10 893 votes

    #22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Season 11 Episode 22 - Aired 5/8/2014

    Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jeff Lowell, Max Searle, Steve Tompkins, Matt Ross