- 6.1/101,173 votes
#1 - Nangnangnangnang
Season 11 Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/2013
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.0/10966 votes
#2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Season 11 Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2013
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.0/10903 votes
#3 - This Unblessed Biscuit
Season 11 Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/2013
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.3/10931 votes
#4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Season 11 Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2013
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.3/10900 votes
#5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Season 11 Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/2013
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jeff Lowell
- 6.1/10922 votes
#6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Season 11 Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/2013
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Jeff Lowell, Tim Kelleher
- 6.5/10928 votes
#7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Season 11 Episode 7 - Aired 11/14/2013
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Max Searle, Matt Ross
- 6.2/10844 votes
#8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Season 11 Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/2013
Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.1/10905 votes
#9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Season 11 Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/2013
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Vallely
- 6.3/10918 votes
#10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Season 11 Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/2013
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.5/10940 votes
#11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Season 11 Episode 11 - Aired 1/2/2014
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.3/10845 votes
#12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Season 11 Episode 12 - Aired 1/9/2014
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Matt Ross, Matt Searle
- 6.2/10881 votes
#13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
Season 11 Episode 13 - Aired 1/30/2014
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.2/10823 votes
#14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Season 11 Episode 14 - Aired 2/6/2014
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan McMartin
- 6.2/10819 votes
#15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Season 11 Episode 15 - Aired 2/27/2014
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Matt Ross, Matt Searle
- 6.6/10852 votes
#16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Season 11 Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2014
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Jeff Lowell
- 6.6/10850 votes
#17 - Welcome Home, Jake
Season 11 Episode 17 - Aired 3/13/2014
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Max Searle, Tim Kelleher, Matt Ross
- 6.5/10832 votes
#18 - West Side Story
Season 11 Episode 18 - Aired 4/3/2014
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.1/10986 votes
#19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Season 11 Episode 19 - Aired 4/10/2014
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins
- 7.2/10947 votes
#20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Season 11 Episode 20 - Aired 4/24/2014
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 6.1/10815 votes
#21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Season 11 Episode 21 - Aired 5/1/2014
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan McMartin, Steve Tompkins
- 6.5/10907 votes
#22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Season 11 Episode 22 - Aired 5/8/2014
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jeff Lowell, Max Searle, Matt Ross, Steve Tompkins
The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11
Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 11 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Season 11 Ratings Summary
"Nangnangnangnang" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 11. It scored 6.1/10 based on 1173 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 9/26/2013. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball".