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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 11 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11!

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1 - Nangnangnangnang
    5.8/10(1274 votes)

    #1 - Nangnangnangnang

    S11:E1

    Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
    5.0/10(1062 votes)

    #2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

    S11:E2

    Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3 - This Unblessed Biscuit
    5.8/10(988 votes)

    #3 - This Unblessed Biscuit

    S11:E3

    Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
    5.3/10(1021 votes)

    #4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

    S11:E4

    Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
    5.3/10(987 votes)

    #5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    S11:E5

    Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
    5.3/10(1011 votes)

    #6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

    S11:E6

    When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
    6.1/10(1021 votes)

    #7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

    S11:E7

    Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
    5.5/10(934 votes)

    #8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

    S11:E8

    Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
    5.1/10(997 votes)

    #9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    S11:E9

    Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
    5.1/10(1010 votes)

    #10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    S11:E10

    Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts
    5.2/10(1032 votes)

    #11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts

    S11:E11

    Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
    5.8/10(930 votes)

    #12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

    S11:E12

    Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
    4.8/10(970 votes)

    #13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court

    S11:E13

    Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
    4.7/10(906 votes)

    #14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

    S11:E14

    Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
    5.8/10(902 votes)

    #15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    S11:E15

    Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Matt Searle

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
    6.3/10(938 votes)

    #16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    S11:E16

    Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 17 - Welcome Home, Jake
    5.2/10(938 votes)

    #17 - Welcome Home, Jake

    S11:E17

    Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18 - West Side Story
    5.2/10(918 votes)

    #18 - West Side Story

    S11:E18

    Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
    6.5/10(1081 votes)

    #19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

    S11:E19

    After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
    5.9/10(1053 votes)

    #20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

    S11:E20

    Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
    5.0/10(902 votes)

    #21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

    S11:E21

    Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
    5.4/10(995 votes)

    #22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    S11:E22

    Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 11 Ratings Summary

"Nangnangnangnang" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 11. It scored 5.8/10 based on 1274 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/26/2013. This episode is rated 0.8 points higher than the second-best, "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball".