The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 7
Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 7!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Season 7 Ratings Summary
The best episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 7 is "818-jklpuzo", rated 8.1/10 from 1467 user votes. It was directed by James Widdoes and written by Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster. "818-jklpuzo" aired on 9/21/2009 and is rated 0.3 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "Whipped Unto the Third Generation".
8.1/10 1,467 votes#1 - 818-jklpuzo
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2009
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster
7.8/10 1,254 votes#2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/2009
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
7.6/10 1,216 votes#3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/2009
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
7.6/10 1,201 votes#4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/2009
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers
7.6/10 1,242 votes#5 - For the Sake of the Child
Season 7 Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/2009
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Jim Patterson
7.9/10 1,234 votes#6 - Give Me Your Thumb
Season 7 Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/2009
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
7.9/10 1,271 votes#7 - Untainted by Filth
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/2009
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
8.5/10 1,740 votes#8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Season 7 Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/2009
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
7.7/10 1,220 votes#9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 11/23/2009
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
7.9/10 1,206 votes#10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 12/7/2009
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
7.9/10 1,279 votes#11 - Warning, It's Dirty
Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 12/14/2009
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
7.8/10 1,215 votes#12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 1/11/2010
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
7.8/10 1,222 votes#13 - Yay, No Polyps!
Season 7 Episode 13 - Aired 1/18/2010
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
7.5/10 1,191 votes#14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 2/1/2010
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
7.5/10 1,193 votes#15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Season 7 Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2010
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers
7.6/10 1,209 votes#16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 3/1/2010
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
7.4/10 1,166 votes#17 - I Found Your Moustache
Season 7 Episode 17 - Aired 3/8/2010
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
8.2/10 1,273 votes#18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 3/22/2010
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Jim Patterson
7.7/10 1,174 votes#19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Season 7 Episode 19 - Aired 4/12/2010
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
7.6/10 1,228 votes#20 - I Called Him Magoo
Season 7 Episode 20 - Aired 5/10/2010
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
7.9/10 1,284 votes#21 - Gumby with a Pokey
Season 7 Episode 21 - Aired 5/17/2010
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Dave Richardson, Susan Beavers
7.8/10 1,207 votes#22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 5/24/2010
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster