Two and a Half Men

The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 7

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 7!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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  1. 8.5/10(1.8k votes)

    #1 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

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    S7:E8

    While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:N/A
  2. 8.2/10(1.3k votes)

    #2 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day

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    S7:E18

    Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

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  3. 8.1/10(1.5k votes)

    #3 - 818-jklpuzo

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    S7:E1

    Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

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  4. 7.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #4 - Give Me Your Thumb

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    S7:E6

    Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:N/A
  5. 7.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #5 - Untainted by Filth

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    S7:E7

    Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:N/A
  6. 7.9/10(1.2k votes)

    #6 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room

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    S7:E10

    Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:N/A
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  8. 7.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #7 - Warning, It's Dirty

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    S7:E11

    Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

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  9. 7.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #8 - Gumby with a Pokey

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    S7:E21

    Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

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  10. 7.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #9 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation

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    S7:E2

    When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:N/A
  11. 7.8/10(1.2k votes)

    #10 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

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    S7:E12

    Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:N/A
  12. 7.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #11 - Yay, No Polyps!

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    S7:E13

    Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:N/A
  13. 7.8/10(1.2k votes)

    #12 - This Is Not Gonna End Well

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    S7:E22

    Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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  14. 7.7/10(1.2k votes)

    #13 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

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    S7:E9

    While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:N/A
  15. 7.7/10(1.2k votes)

    #14 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

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    S7:E19

    Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

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  16. 7.6/10(1.2k votes)

    #15 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.

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    S7:E3

    Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

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  17. 7.6/10(1.2k votes)

    #16 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

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    S7:E4

    Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

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  18. 7.6/10(1.3k votes)

    #17 - For the Sake of the Child

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    S7:E5

    Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

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  19. 7.6/10(1.2k votes)

    #18 - Tinkle Like a Princess

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    S7:E16

    Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

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  20. 7.6/10(1.3k votes)

    #19 - I Called Him Magoo

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    S7:E20

    Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

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  21. 7.5/10(1.2k votes)

    #20 - Crude and Uncalled For (1)

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    S7:E14

    Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

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  22. 7.5/10(1.2k votes)

    #21 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

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    S7:E15

    Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

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  23. 7.4/10(1.2k votes)

    #22 - I Found Your Moustache

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    S7:E17

    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle." is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 7. It scored 8.5/10 based on 1778 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by N/A, it aired on 11/16/2009. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Ixnay on the Oggie Day".