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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 5

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 5!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 5. It scored 7.8/10 based on 1349 votes. Directed by Ted Wass and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 9/24/2007. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Media Room Slash Dungeon".

  • Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
    7.8/101,349 votes

    #1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/2007

    Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Media Room Slash Dungeon
    7.8/101,301 votes

    #2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/2007

    Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
    7.8/101,294 votes

    #3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 10/8/2007

    Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • City of Great Racks
    7.9/101,287 votes

    #4 - City of Great Racks

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/2007

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

  • Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
    7.8/101,295 votes

    #5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/22/2007

    Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

  • Help Daddy Find His Toenail
    7.7/101,356 votes

    #6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 10/29/2007

    Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
    7.6/101,258 votes

    #7 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/5/2007

    After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
    8.4/101,691 votes

    #8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/12/2007

    Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
    7.9/101,304 votes

    #9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/19/2007

    Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

    Director: Jean Sagal

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

  • Kinda Like Necrophilia
    8.0/101,377 votes

    #10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 11/26/2007

    Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

    Director: Ted Wass

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Meander to Your Dander
    8.0/101,331 votes

    #11 - Meander to Your Dander

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 3/17/2008

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
    7.7/101,284 votes

    #12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 3/24/2008

    Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • The Soil Is Moist
    8.1/101,377 votes

    #13 - The Soil Is Moist

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 3/31/2008

    Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Winky-Dink Time
    7.9/101,311 votes

    #14 - Winky-Dink Time

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 4/14/2008

    Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Rough Night in Hump Junction
    7.7/101,297 votes

    #15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction

    Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 4/21/2008

    Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
    7.8/101,286 votes

    #16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 4/28/2008

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

    Director: Joel Zwick

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

  • Fish in a Drawer
    8.6/101,941 votes

    #17 - Fish in a Drawer

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 5/5/2008

    CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Naren Shankar, Carol Mendelsohn, Sarah Goldfinger, Evan Dunsky

  • If My Hole Could Talk
    7.7/101,300 votes

    #18 - If My Hole Could Talk

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 5/12/2008

    Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

    Director: Jon Cryer

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Waiting for the Right Snapper
    7.8/101,294 votes

    #19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 5/19/2008

    When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

    Director: Jeff Melman

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster