The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 5

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

Director: Jeff Melman

Writer: Naren Shankar, Carol Mendelsohn, Sarah Goldfinger, Evan Dunsky

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

Director: Ted Wass

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

Director: James Widdoes

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

Director: Ted Wass

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

Director: James Widdoes

Writer: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Director: James Widdoes

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Director: Jean Sagal

Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

Director: James Widdoes

Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

Director: Ted Wass

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

Director: Ted Wass

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Jim Patterson

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

Director: Ted Wass

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

Director: James Widdoes

Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

Director: Joel Zwick

Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

Director: Jeff Melman

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

Director: James Widdoes

Writer: Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

Director: James Widdoes

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

Director: James Widdoes

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

Director: Jon Cryer

Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Director: Ted Wass

Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre