Two and a Half Men

The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 5

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 5!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Avg. Rating
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  1. 8.6/10(2.0k votes)

    #1 - Fish in a Drawer

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    S5:E17

    CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

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  2. 8.4/10(1.7k votes)

    #2 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

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    S5:E8

    Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

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  3. 8.1/10(1.4k votes)

    #3 - The Soil Is Moist

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    S5:E13

    Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

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  4. 8.0/10(1.4k votes)

    #4 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

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    S5:E10

    Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

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  5. 8.0/10(1.4k votes)

    #5 - Meander to Your Dander

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    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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  6. 7.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #6 - City of Great Racks

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    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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  8. 7.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #7 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

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    S5:E9

    Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

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  9. 7.9/10(1.3k votes)

    #8 - Winky-Dink Time

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    S5:E14

    Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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  10. 7.8/10(1.4k votes)

    #9 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

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    S5:E1

    Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

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  11. 7.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #10 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

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    S5:E2

    Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

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  12. 7.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #11 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

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    S5:E3

    Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

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  13. 7.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #12 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

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    S5:E5

    Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

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  14. 7.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #13 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

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    S5:E16

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

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  15. 7.8/10(1.3k votes)

    #14 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

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    S5:E19

    When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

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  16. 7.7/10(1.4k votes)

    #15 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

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    S5:E6

    Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

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  17. 7.7/10(1.3k votes)

    #16 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

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    S5:E12

    Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

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  18. 7.7/10(1.3k votes)

    #17 - Rough Night in Hump Junction

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    S5:E15

    Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

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  19. 7.7/10(1.3k votes)

    #18 - If My Hole Could Talk

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    S5:E18

    Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

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  20. 7.6/10(1.3k votes)

    #19 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

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    S5:E7

    After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Fish in a Drawer" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 5. It scored 8.6/10 based on 1993 votes. Directed by Jeff Melman and written by Naren Shankar, Carol Mendelsohn, Sarah Goldfinger, Evan Dunsky, it aired on 5/5/2008. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?".