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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12!

The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  1. 5.5/10(14 votes)

    #1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

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    S12:E1

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

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  2. 5.5/10(13 votes)

    #2 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

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    S12:E6

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

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  3. 5.4/10(13 votes)

    #3 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

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    S12:E5

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

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  4. 5.3/10(13 votes)

    #4 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

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    S12:E8

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

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  5. 5.2/10(13 votes)

    #5 - Here I Come, Pants!

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    S12:E10

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

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  6. 5.1/10(13 votes)

    #6 - Glamping in a Yurt

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    S12:E3

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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  8. 5.1/10(13 votes)

    #7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

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    S12:E7

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

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  9. 5.1/10(12 votes)

    #8 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

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    S12:E9

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

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  10. 5.0/10(13 votes)

    #9 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

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    S12:E13

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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  11. 5.0/10(12 votes)

    #10 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

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    S12:E14

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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  12. 4.9/10(14 votes)

    #11 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

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    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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  13. 4.9/10(13 votes)

    #12 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

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    S12:E4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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  14. 4.8/10(13 votes)

    #13 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

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    S12:E12

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

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  15. 4.7/10(10 votes)

    #14 - For Whom the Booty Calls

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    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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  16. 4.5/10(6 votes)

    #15 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

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    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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  17. 4.2/10(20 votes)

    #16 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

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    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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Season 12 Ratings Summary

"The Ol' Mexican Spinach" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 12. It scored 5.5/10 based on 14 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins, it aired on 10/29/2014. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Alan Shot a Little Girl".