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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
    5.9/10(1006 votes)

    S12:E7

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
    5.9/10(1020 votes)

    S12:E12

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 - Here I Come, Pants!
    5.8/10(965 votes)

    S12:E10

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
    5.7/10(961 votes)

    S12:E9

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
    5.6/10(979 votes)

    S12:E13

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
    5.6/10(1046 votes)

    S12:E14

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
    5.5/10(984 votes)

    S12:E8

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 - For Whom the Booty Calls
    5.5/10(979 votes)

    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
    5.4/10(1039 votes)

    S12:E4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 - Glamping in a Yurt
    5.3/10(1076 votes)

    S12:E3

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
    5.2/10(1250 votes)

    S12:E1

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
    5.2/10(1163 votes)

    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
    5.2/10(1025 votes)

    S12:E5

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
    5.2/10(990 votes)

    S12:E6

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

    Director:Jon Cryer
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 16 - Of Course He's Dead (2)
    5.1/10(19 votes)

    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 - Of Course He's Dead (1)
    3.6/10(5394 votes)

    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo

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Season 12 Ratings Summary

"Sex with an Animated Ed Asner" is the best rated episode of Two and a Half Men season 12. It scored 5.9/10 from 1,006 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Unknown, it aired on December 11, 2014.