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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Episodes
16
Avg. Rating
5.3
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Season 12 Ratings Summary

"The Ol' Mexican Spinach" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 12. It scored 5.2/10 based on 1117 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins, it aired on 10/29/2014. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "A Chic Bar in Ibiza".

  • The Ol' Mexican Spinach
    5.2/10(1,117)

    #1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Season 12 Episode 1

    Aired 10/29/2014

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins

  • A Chic Bar in Ibiza
    5.3/10(1,033)

    #2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Season 12 Episode 2

    Aired 11/5/2014

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher

  • Glamping in a Yurt
    5.4/10(948)

    #3 - Glamping in a Yurt

    Season 12 Episode 3

    Aired 11/12/2014

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Saladin K. Patterson

  • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
    5.5/10(918)

    #4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    Season 12 Episode 4

    Aired 11/19/2014

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: N/A

  • Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
    5.2/10(903)

    #5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    Season 12 Episode 5

    Aired 11/26/2014

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Alan Shot a Little Girl
    5.3/10(867)

    #6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Season 12 Episode 6

    Aired 12/3/2014

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
    5.9/10(881)

    #7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    Season 12 Episode 7

    Aired 12/9/2014

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
    5.5/10(864)

    #8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Season 12 Episode 8

    Aired 12/17/2014

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
    5.8/10(836)

    #9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Season 12 Episode 9

    Aired 1/8/2015

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Here I Come, Pants!
    5.8/10(843)

    #10 - Here I Come, Pants!

    Season 12 Episode 10

    Aired 1/15/2015

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • For Whom the Booty Calls
    5.6/10(861)

    #11 - For Whom the Booty Calls

    Season 12 Episode 11

    Aired 1/22/2015

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
    5.9/10(897)

    #12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    Season 12 Episode 12

    Aired 1/29/2015

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Boompa Loved His Hookers
    5.7/10(855)

    #13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Season 12 Episode 13

    Aired 2/5/2015

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
    5.6/10(913)

    #14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    Season 12 Episode 14

    Aired 2/12/2015

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Of Course He's Dead (1)
    3.8/10(3,676)

    #15 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

    Season 12 Episode 15

    Aired 2/19/2015

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Of Course He's Dead (2)
    3.8/10(5)

    #16 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

    Season 12 Episode 16

    Aired 2/19/2015

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A