Two and a Half Men

The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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  1. 5.9/10(892 votes)

    #1 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

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    S12:E7

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

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  2. 5.9/10(909 votes)

    #2 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

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    S12:E12

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

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  3. 5.8/10(848 votes)

    #3 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

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    S12:E9

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

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  4. 5.8/10(855 votes)

    #4 - Here I Come, Pants!

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    S12:E10

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

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  5. 5.7/10(868 votes)

    #5 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

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    S12:E13

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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  6. 5.6/10(876 votes)

    #6 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

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    S12:E8

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

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  8. 5.6/10(874 votes)

    #7 - For Whom the Booty Calls

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    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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  9. 5.6/10(927 votes)

    #8 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

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    S12:E14

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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  10. 5.5/10(928 votes)

    #9 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

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    S12:E4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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    Director:James Widdoes
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  11. 5.4/10(960 votes)

    #10 - Glamping in a Yurt

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    S12:E3

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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  12. 5.3/10(1.0k votes)

    #11 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

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    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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  13. 5.3/10(880 votes)

    #12 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

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    S12:E6

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

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  14. 5.2/10(1.1k votes)

    #13 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

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    S12:E1

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

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  15. 5.2/10(913 votes)

    #14 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

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    S12:E5

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

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  16. 4.5/10(6 votes)

    #15 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

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    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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  17. 3.7/10(3.7k votes)

    #16 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

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    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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Season 12 Ratings Summary

"Sex with an Animated Ed Asner" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 12. It scored 5.9/10 based on 892 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 12/9/2014. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "A Beer-Battered Rip-Off".