5.3/101,101 votes#1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Season 12 Episode 1 - Aired 10/29/2014
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins
5.3/101,017 votes#2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Season 12 Episode 2 - Aired 11/5/2014
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher
5.4/10936 votes#3 - Glamping in a Yurt
Season 12 Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/2014
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Saladin K. Patterson
5.5/10903 votes#4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Season 12 Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/2014
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
5.2/10889 votes#5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Season 12 Episode 5 - Aired 11/26/2014
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.3/10853 votes#6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
Season 12 Episode 6 - Aired 12/3/2014
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.9/10869 votes#7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Season 12 Episode 7 - Aired 12/9/2014
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.6/10852 votes#8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Season 12 Episode 8 - Aired 12/17/2014
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.8/10825 votes#9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Season 12 Episode 9 - Aired 1/8/2015
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.8/10831 votes#10 - Here I Come, Pants!
Season 12 Episode 10 - Aired 1/15/2015
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.6/10851 votes#11 - For Whom the Booty Calls
Season 12 Episode 11 - Aired 1/22/2015
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
6.0/10885 votes#12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Season 12 Episode 12 - Aired 1/29/2015
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.7/10843 votes#13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
Season 12 Episode 13 - Aired 2/5/2015
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.7/10899 votes#14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Season 12 Episode 14 - Aired 2/12/2015
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
3.8/103,646 votes#15 - Of Course He's Dead (1)
Season 12 Episode 15 - Aired 2/19/2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
3.8/105 votes#16 - Of Course He's Dead (2)
Season 12 Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12
Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Season 12 Ratings Summary
"The Ol' Mexican Spinach" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 12. It scored 5.3/10 based on 1101 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins, it aired on 10/29/2014. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "A Chic Bar in Ibiza".