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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12!

The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  1. Background image for The Ol' Mexican Spinach
    5.2/10(1.2k votes)

    #1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    S12:E1

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

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  2. Background image for A Chic Bar in Ibiza
    5.2/10(1.1k votes)

    #2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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  3. Background image for Glamping in a Yurt
    5.4/10(992 votes)

    #3 - Glamping in a Yurt

    S12:E3

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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  4. Background image for Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
    5.5/10(957 votes)

    #4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    S12:E4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown
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  5. Background image for Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
    5.2/10(943 votes)

    #5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    S12:E5

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  6. Background image for Alan Shot a Little Girl
    5.3/10(909 votes)

    #6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

    S12:E6

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
    5.9/10(923 votes)

    #7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    S12:E7

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  9. Background image for Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
    5.5/10(904 votes)

    #8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    S12:E8

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
    5.8/10(879 votes)

    #9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    S12:E9

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Here I Come, Pants!
    5.8/10(887 votes)

    #10 - Here I Come, Pants!

    S12:E10

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  12. Background image for For Whom the Booty Calls
    5.6/10(900 votes)

    #11 - For Whom the Booty Calls

    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  13. Background image for A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
    5.9/10(936 votes)

    #12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    S12:E12

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Boompa Loved His Hookers
    5.7/10(897 votes)

    #13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

    S12:E13

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
    5.6/10(963 votes)

    #14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    S12:E14

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Of Course He's Dead (1)
    3.8/10(4.6k votes)

    #15 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Of Course He's Dead (2)
    4.8/10(11 votes)

    #16 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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Season 12 Ratings Summary

"The Ol' Mexican Spinach" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 12. It scored 5.2/10 based on 1161 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins, it aired on 10/30/2014. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "A Chic Bar in Ibiza".