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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 12 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 12!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
    5.7/10(1198 votes)

    #1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    S12:E1

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
    4.9/10(1118 votes)

    #2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 3 - Glamping in a Yurt
    5.4/10(1032 votes)

    #3 - Glamping in a Yurt

    S12:E3

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
    5.1/10(995 votes)

    #4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    S12:E4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
    5.4/10(982 votes)

    #5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    S12:E5

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
    5.5/10(947 votes)

    #6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

    S12:E6

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

    Director:Jon Cryer
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
    5.1/10(965 votes)

    #7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    S12:E7

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
    5.5/10(943 votes)

    #8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    S12:E8

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
    5.5/10(918 votes)

    #9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    S12:E9

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 10 - Here I Come, Pants!
    5.3/10(923 votes)

    #10 - Here I Come, Pants!

    S12:E10

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 11 - For Whom the Booty Calls
    5.0/10(939 votes)

    #11 - For Whom the Booty Calls

    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
    5.3/10(979 votes)

    #12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    S12:E12

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
    5.1/10(937 votes)

    #13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

    S12:E13

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
    5.4/10(1003 votes)

    #14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    S12:E14

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 15 - Of Course He's Dead (1)
    4.2/10(5435 votes)

    #15 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Reo

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 16 - Of Course He's Dead (2)
    4.8/10(16 votes)

    #16 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Reo

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Season 12 Ratings Summary

"The Ol' Mexican Spinach" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 12. It scored 5.7/10 based on 1198 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/30/2014. This episode is rated 0.8 points higher than the second-best, "A Chic Bar in Ibiza".