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The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men

Every episode of Two and a Half Men ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Worst Episodes Summary

"Of Course He's Dead (1)" is the worst rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 3.8/10 based on 3661 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/19/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Of Course He's Dead (2)".

  • Of Course He's Dead (1)
    3.8/103,661 votes
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    #1 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

    Season 12 Episode 15 - Aired 2/19/2015

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Of Course He's Dead (2)
    3.8/105 votes
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    #2 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

    Season 12 Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/2015

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Ol' Mexican Spinach
    5.2/101,110 votes
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    #3 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Season 12 Episode 1 - Aired 10/29/2014

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins

  • Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
    5.2/10895 votes
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    #4 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    Season 12 Episode 5 - Aired 11/26/2014

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • People Who Love Peepholes
    5.3/101,937 votes
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    #5 - People Who Love Peepholes

    Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2011

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    5.3/101,623 votes
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    #6 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/2011

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Chuck Lorre

  • A Chic Bar in Ibiza
    5.3/101,026 votes
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    #7 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Season 12 Episode 2 - Aired 11/5/2014

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher

  • Alan Shot a Little Girl
    5.3/10859 votes
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    #8 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Season 12 Episode 6 - Aired 12/3/2014

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Glamping in a Yurt
    5.4/10942 votes
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    #9 - Glamping in a Yurt

    Season 12 Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/2014

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Saladin K. Patterson

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    5.5/103,704 votes
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    #10 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2011

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Not in My Mouth!
    5.5/101,153 votes
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    #11 - Not in My Mouth!

    Season 9 Episode 17 - Aired 2/20/2012

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
    5.5/10910 votes
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    #12 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    Season 12 Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/2014

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: N/A

  • Nine Magic Fingers
    5.6/101,447 votes
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    #13 - Nine Magic Fingers

    Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/2011

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • The Squat and the Hover
    5.6/101,315 votes
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    #14 - The Squat and the Hover

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2011

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Dave Richardson

  • The War Against Gingivitis
    5.6/101,037 votes
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    #15 - The War Against Gingivitis

    Season 9 Episode 18 - Aired 2/27/2012

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Grab a Feather and Get in Line
    5.6/101,076 votes
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    #16 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Season 10 Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/2013

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
    5.6/10858 votes
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    #17 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Season 12 Episode 8 - Aired 12/17/2014

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • For Whom the Booty Calls
    5.6/10857 votes
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    #18 - For Whom the Booty Calls

    Season 12 Episode 11 - Aired 1/22/2015

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
    5.6/10907 votes
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    #19 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    Season 12 Episode 14 - Aired 2/12/2015

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    5.7/101,222 votes
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    #20 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/2011

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • The Straw in My Donut Hole
    5.7/101,049 votes
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    #21 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Season 9 Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/2012

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • Boompa Loved His Hookers
    5.7/10849 votes
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    #22 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Season 12 Episode 13 - Aired 2/5/2015

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    5.8/101,356 votes
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    #23 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2011

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Dave Richardson

  • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
    5.8/10831 votes
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    #24 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Season 12 Episode 9 - Aired 1/8/2015

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Here I Come, Pants!
    5.8/10838 votes
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    #25 - Here I Come, Pants!

    Season 12 Episode 10 - Aired 1/15/2015

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A