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The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men

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The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  1. 3.7/10(3.7k votes)

    #1 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

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    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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  2. 4.5/10(6 votes)

    #2 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

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    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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  3. 5.2/10(1.1k votes)

    #3 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

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    S12:E1

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

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  4. 5.2/10(1.1k votes)

    #4 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

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    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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  5. 5.2/10(918 votes)

    #5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

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    S12:E5

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

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  6. 5.3/10(2.0k votes)

    #6 - People Who Love Peepholes

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    S9:E2

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

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  8. 5.3/10(1.6k votes)

    #7 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

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    S9:E3

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

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    Director:James Widdoes
  9. 5.3/10(885 votes)

    #8 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

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    S12:E6

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

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  10. 5.4/10(965 votes)

    #9 - Glamping in a Yurt

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    S12:E3

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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  11. 5.5/10(3.7k votes)

    #10 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

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    S9:E1

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

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  12. 5.5/10(1.2k votes)

    #11 - Not in My Mouth!

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    S9:E17

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

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  13. 5.5/10(933 votes)

    #12 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

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    S12:E4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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    Director:James Widdoes
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  14. 5.5/10(881 votes)

    #13 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

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    S12:E8

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

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  15. 5.6/10(1.5k votes)

    #14 - Nine Magic Fingers

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    S9:E4

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

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  16. 5.6/10(1.3k votes)

    #15 - The Squat and the Hover

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    S9:E6

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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  17. 5.6/10(1.1k votes)

    #16 - The War Against Gingivitis

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    S9:E18

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

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  18. 5.6/10(1.1k votes)

    #17 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

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    S10:E13

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

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  19. 5.6/10(879 votes)

    #18 - For Whom the Booty Calls

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    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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  20. 5.6/10(934 votes)

    #19 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

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    S12:E14

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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  21. 5.7/10(1.2k votes)

    #20 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

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    S9:E12

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

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  22. 5.7/10(1.1k votes)

    #21 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

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    S9:E23

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

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  23. 5.7/10(873 votes)

    #22 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

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    S12:E13

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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  24. 5.8/10(1.4k votes)

    #23 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

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    S9:E5

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

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  25. 5.8/10(853 votes)

    #24 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

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    S12:E9

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

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  26. 5.8/10(860 votes)

    #25 - Here I Come, Pants!

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    S12:E10

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Of Course He's Dead (1)" is the worst rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 3.7/10 based on 3727 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/19/2015. This episode scored 0.8 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Of Course He's Dead (2)".