Two and a Half Men

The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men

Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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  1. 4.2/10(20 votes)

    #1 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

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    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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  2. 4.3/10(9 votes)

    #2 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

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    S11:E14

    Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

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  3. 4.5/10(6 votes)

    #3 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

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    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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  4. 4.6/10(10 votes)

    #4 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

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    S11:E9

    Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

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  5. 4.6/10(9 votes)

    #5 - Bite Me, Supreme Court

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    S11:E13

    Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

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  6. 4.7/10(10 votes)

    #6 - For Whom the Booty Calls

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    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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  8. 4.8/10(11 votes)

    #7 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

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    S11:E2

    Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

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  9. 4.8/10(10 votes)

    #8 - Welcome Home, Jake

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    S11:E17

    Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

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  10. 4.8/10(11 votes)

    #9 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

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    S11:E21

    Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

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  11. 4.8/10(13 votes)

    #10 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

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    S12:E12

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

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  12. 4.9/10(11 votes)

    #11 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

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    S11:E10

    Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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  13. 4.9/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts

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    S11:E11

    Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

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  14. 4.9/10(14 votes)

    #13 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

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    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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  15. 4.9/10(13 votes)

    #14 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

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    S12:E4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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    Director:James Widdoes
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  16. 5.0/10(11 votes)

    #15 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

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    S11:E5

    Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

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    Director:James Widdoes
  17. 5.0/10(8 votes)

    #16 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

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    S11:E12

    Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

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  18. 5.0/10(10 votes)

    #17 - West Side Story

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    S11:E18

    Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.

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  19. 5.0/10(13 votes)

    #18 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

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    S12:E13

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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  20. 5.0/10(12 votes)

    #19 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

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    S12:E14

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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  21. 5.1/10(10 votes)

    #20 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

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    S11:E4

    Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

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  22. 5.1/10(10 votes)

    #21 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

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    S11:E8

    Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.

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  23. 5.1/10(13 votes)

    #22 - Glamping in a Yurt

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    S12:E3

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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  24. 5.1/10(13 votes)

    #23 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

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    S12:E7

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

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  25. 5.1/10(12 votes)

    #24 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

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    S12:E9

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

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  26. 5.2/10(11 votes)

    #25 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

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    S11:E6

    When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Of Course He's Dead (1)" is the worst rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 4.2/10 based on 20 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/19/2015. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe".