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The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  1. Background image for Of Course He's Dead (1)
    3.8/10(4.8k votes)

    #1 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  2. Background image for Of Course He's Dead (2)
    4.5/10(12 votes)

    #2 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  3. Background image for The Ol' Mexican Spinach
    5.2/10(1.2k votes)

    #3 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    S12:E1

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

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  4. Background image for A Chic Bar in Ibiza
    5.2/10(1.1k votes)

    #4 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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  5. Background image for Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
    5.2/10(944 votes)

    #5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    S12:E5

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  6. Background image for People Who Love Peepholes
    5.3/10(2.0k votes)

    #6 - People Who Love Peepholes

    S9:E2

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

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  8. Background image for Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    5.3/10(1.7k votes)

    #7 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    S9:E3

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

    Director:James Widdoes
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  9. Background image for Alan Shot a Little Girl
    5.3/10(910 votes)

    #8 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

    S12:E6

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  10. Background image for Glamping in a Yurt
    5.4/10(993 votes)

    #9 - Glamping in a Yurt

    S12:E3

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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  11. Background image for Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    5.5/10(3.8k votes)

    #10 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    S9:E1

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

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  12. Background image for Not in My Mouth!
    5.5/10(1.2k votes)

    #11 - Not in My Mouth!

    S9:E17

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

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  13. Background image for Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
    5.5/10(958 votes)

    #12 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    S12:E4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
    5.5/10(906 votes)

    #13 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    S12:E8

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  15. Background image for For Whom the Booty Calls
    5.5/10(902 votes)

    #14 - For Whom the Booty Calls

    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  16. Background image for Nine Magic Fingers
    5.6/10(1.5k votes)

    #15 - Nine Magic Fingers

    S9:E4

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

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  17. Background image for The Squat and the Hover
    5.6/10(1.4k votes)

    #16 - The Squat and the Hover

    S9:E6

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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  18. Background image for The War Against Gingivitis
    5.6/10(1.1k votes)

    #17 - The War Against Gingivitis

    S9:E18

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

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  19. Background image for Grab a Feather and Get in Line
    5.6/10(1.1k votes)

    #18 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    S10:E13

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
    5.6/10(964 votes)

    #19 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    S12:E14

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  21. Background image for One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    5.7/10(1.3k votes)

    #20 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    S9:E12

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

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  22. Background image for The Straw in My Donut Hole
    5.7/10(1.1k votes)

    #21 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

    S9:E23

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

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  23. Background image for Boompa Loved His Hookers
    5.7/10(899 votes)

    #22 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

    S12:E13

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  24. Background image for A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    5.8/10(1.4k votes)

    #23 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    S9:E5

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

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  25. Background image for Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
    5.8/10(881 votes)

    #24 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    S12:E9

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  26. Background image for Here I Come, Pants!
    5.8/10(887 votes)

    #25 - Here I Come, Pants!

    S12:E10

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Of Course He's Dead (1)" is the worst rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 3.8/10 based on 4792 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/19/2015. This episode scored 0.7 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Of Course He's Dead (2)".