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The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men

Every episode of Two and a Half Men ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
Episodes
262
Avg. Rating
7.3
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S4
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E2
E3
8.1
7.9
7.8
7.6
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7.6
8.1
7.8
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7.5

Worst Episodes Summary

"Of Course He's Dead (1)" is the worst rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 3.8/10 based on 3676 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/19/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Of Course He's Dead (2)".

  • Of Course He's Dead (1)
    3.8/10(3,676)
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    #1 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

    Season 12 Episode 15

    Aired 2/19/2015

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Of Course He's Dead (2)
    3.8/10(5)
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    #2 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

    Season 12 Episode 16

    Aired 2/19/2015

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Ol' Mexican Spinach
    5.2/10(1,117)
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    #3 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Season 12 Episode 1

    Aired 10/29/2014

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins

  • Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
    5.2/10(903)
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    #4 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    Season 12 Episode 5

    Aired 11/26/2014

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • People Who Love Peepholes
    5.3/10(1,942)
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    #5 - People Who Love Peepholes

    Season 9 Episode 2

    Aired 9/26/2011

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    5.3/10(1,628)
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    #6 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Season 9 Episode 3

    Aired 10/3/2011

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Chuck Lorre

  • A Chic Bar in Ibiza
    5.3/10(1,033)
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    #7 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Season 12 Episode 2

    Aired 11/5/2014

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher

  • Alan Shot a Little Girl
    5.3/10(867)
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    #8 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Season 12 Episode 6

    Aired 12/3/2014

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Glamping in a Yurt
    5.4/10(948)
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    #9 - Glamping in a Yurt

    Season 12 Episode 3

    Aired 11/12/2014

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Saladin K. Patterson

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    5.5/10(3,712)
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    #10 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Season 9 Episode 1

    Aired 9/19/2011

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Not in My Mouth!
    5.5/10(1,162)
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    #11 - Not in My Mouth!

    Season 9 Episode 17

    Aired 2/20/2012

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
    5.5/10(918)
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    #12 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    Season 12 Episode 4

    Aired 11/19/2014

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: N/A

  • Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
    5.5/10(864)
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    #13 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Season 12 Episode 8

    Aired 12/17/2014

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Nine Magic Fingers
    5.6/10(1,452)
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    #14 - Nine Magic Fingers

    Season 9 Episode 4

    Aired 10/10/2011

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • The Squat and the Hover
    5.6/10(1,320)
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    #15 - The Squat and the Hover

    Season 9 Episode 6

    Aired 10/24/2011

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Dave Richardson

  • The War Against Gingivitis
    5.6/10(1,043)
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    #16 - The War Against Gingivitis

    Season 9 Episode 18

    Aired 2/27/2012

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • Grab a Feather and Get in Line
    5.6/10(1,086)
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    #17 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Season 10 Episode 13

    Aired 1/10/2013

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • For Whom the Booty Calls
    5.6/10(861)
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    #18 - For Whom the Booty Calls

    Season 12 Episode 11

    Aired 1/22/2015

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
    5.6/10(913)
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    #19 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    Season 12 Episode 14

    Aired 2/12/2015

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    5.7/10(1,227)
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    #20 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Season 9 Episode 12

    Aired 12/12/2011

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • The Straw in My Donut Hole
    5.7/10(1,055)
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    #21 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Season 9 Episode 23

    Aired 5/7/2012

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • Boompa Loved His Hookers
    5.7/10(855)
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    #22 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Season 12 Episode 13

    Aired 2/5/2015

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    5.8/10(1,361)
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    #23 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Season 9 Episode 5

    Aired 10/17/2011

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Dave Richardson

  • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
    5.8/10(836)
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    #24 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Season 12 Episode 9

    Aired 1/8/2015

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Here I Come, Pants!
    5.8/10(843)
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    #25 - Here I Come, Pants!

    Season 12 Episode 10

    Aired 1/15/2015

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A