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#1 - Of Course He's Dead (1)
Season 12 Episode 15
Aired 2/19/2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#2 - Of Course He's Dead (2)
Season 12 Episode 16
Aired 2/19/2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#3 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Season 12 Episode 1
Aired 10/29/2014
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins
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#4 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Season 12 Episode 5
Aired 11/26/2014
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#5 - People Who Love Peepholes
Season 9 Episode 2
Aired 9/26/2011
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
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#6 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Season 9 Episode 3
Aired 10/3/2011
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre
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#7 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Season 12 Episode 2
Aired 11/5/2014
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher
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#8 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
Season 12 Episode 6
Aired 12/3/2014
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
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Writer: N/A
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#9 - Glamping in a Yurt
Season 12 Episode 3
Aired 11/12/2014
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Saladin K. Patterson
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#10 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Season 9 Episode 1
Aired 9/19/2011
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
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#11 - Not in My Mouth!
Season 9 Episode 17
Aired 2/20/2012
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
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#13 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Season 12 Episode 8
Aired 12/17/2014
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#14 - Nine Magic Fingers
Season 9 Episode 4
Aired 10/10/2011
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
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#15 - The Squat and the Hover
Season 9 Episode 6
Aired 10/24/2011
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Dave Richardson
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#16 - The War Against Gingivitis
Season 9 Episode 18
Aired 2/27/2012
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
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#17 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Season 10 Episode 13
Aired 1/10/2013
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#18 - For Whom the Booty Calls
Season 12 Episode 11
Aired 1/22/2015
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#19 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Season 12 Episode 14
Aired 2/12/2015
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#20 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9 Episode 12
Aired 12/12/2011
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
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#21 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
Season 9 Episode 23
Aired 5/7/2012
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
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#22 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
Season 12 Episode 13
Aired 2/5/2015
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#23 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Season 9 Episode 5
Aired 10/17/2011
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Dave Richardson
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#24 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Season 12 Episode 9
Aired 1/8/2015
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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#25 - Here I Come, Pants!
Season 12 Episode 10
Aired 1/15/2015
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men
Every episode of Two and a Half Men ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS
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Worst Episodes Summary
"Of Course He's Dead (1)" is the worst rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 3.8/10 based on 3676 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/19/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Of Course He's Dead (2)".