The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men
Every episode of Two and a Half Men ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
The worst episode of "Two and a Half Men" is "Of Course He's Dead (2)", rated 3.5/10 from 4 user votes. It was directed by N/A and written by N/A. "Of Course He's Dead (2)" aired on 2/19/2015 and is rated 0.3 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "Of Course He's Dead (1)".
3.5/10 4 votes#1 - Of Course He's Dead (2)
Season 12 Episode 16 - Aired 2/19/2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
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3.8/10 3,605 votes#2 - Of Course He's Dead (1)
Season 12 Episode 15 - Aired 2/19/2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
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5.3/10 1,921 votes#3 - People Who Love Peepholes
Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2011
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson
5.3/10 1,608 votes#4 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Season 9 Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/2011
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre
5.3/10 1,082 votes#5 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Season 12 Episode 1 - Aired 10/29/2014
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins
5.3/10 998 votes#6 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Season 12 Episode 2 - Aired 11/5/2014
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Jim Vallely, Tim Kelleher, Saladin K. Patterson
5.3/10 875 votes#7 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Season 12 Episode 5 - Aired 11/26/2014
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
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5.3/10 838 votes#8 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
Season 12 Episode 6 - Aired 12/3/2014
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
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5.5/10 3,678 votes#9 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2011
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson
5.5/10 1,136 votes#10 - Not in My Mouth!
Season 9 Episode 17 - Aired 2/20/2012
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson
5.5/10 918 votes#11 - Glamping in a Yurt
Season 12 Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/2014
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Saladin K. Patterson
5.5/10 887 votes#12 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Season 12 Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/2014
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
5.6/10 1,428 votes#13 - Nine Magic Fingers
Season 9 Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/2011
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson
5.6/10 1,301 votes#14 - The Squat and the Hover
Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2011
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Dave Richardson, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
5.6/10 1,052 votes#15 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Season 10 Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/2013
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.6/10 835 votes#16 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Season 12 Episode 8 - Aired 12/17/2014
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
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5.6/10 837 votes#17 - For Whom the Booty Calls
Season 12 Episode 11 - Aired 1/22/2015
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
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Writer: N/A
5.7/10 1,204 votes#18 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/2011
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson
5.7/10 1,021 votes#19 - The War Against Gingivitis
Season 9 Episode 18 - Aired 2/27/2012
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson
5.7/10 1,033 votes#20 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
Season 9 Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/2012
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
5.7/10 831 votes#21 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
Season 12 Episode 13 - Aired 2/5/2015
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
5.7/10 884 votes#22 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Season 12 Episode 14 - Aired 2/12/2015
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
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5.8/10 1,341 votes#23 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Season 9 Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2011
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Dave Richardson, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
5.8/10 809 votes#24 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Season 12 Episode 9 - Aired 1/8/2015
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
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5.8/10 814 votes#25 - Here I Come, Pants!
Season 12 Episode 10 - Aired 1/15/2015
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
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