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The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men

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The Worst Episodes of Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
  1. Background image for Not in My Mouth!
    3.9/10(10 votes)

    #1 - Not in My Mouth!

    S9:E17

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

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    4.2/10(9 votes)

    #2 - The War Against Gingivitis

    S9:E18

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

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    4.2/10(11 votes)

    #3 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    S10:E13

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    4.2/10(20 votes)

    #4 - Of Course He's Dead (1)

    S12:E15

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    4.3/10(10 votes)

    #5 - Grandma's Pie

    S9:E20

    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

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  6. Background image for Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
    4.3/10(9 votes)

    #6 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

    S11:E14

    Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

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    4.4/10(11 votes)

    #7 - Nine Magic Fingers

    S9:E4

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

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    4.4/10(9 votes)

    #8 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    S9:E12

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

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    4.4/10(10 votes)

    #9 - Palmdale, Ech

    S9:E19

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

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    4.4/10(11 votes)

    #10 - Another Night with Neil Diamond

    S10:E21

    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    4.5/10(15 votes)

    #11 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    S9:E1

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

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    4.5/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    S9:E3

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

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    Director:James Widdoes
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    4.5/10(10 votes)

    #13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    S9:E13

    Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

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    4.5/10(13 votes)

    #14 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    S10:E1

    Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

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    4.5/10(6 votes)

    #15 - Of Course He's Dead (2)

    S12:E16

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    4.6/10(9 votes)

    #16 - The Squat and the Hover

    S9:E6

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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    4.6/10(9 votes)

    #17 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    S9:E10

    Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

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    4.6/10(9 votes)

    #18 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

    S9:E23

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

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    4.6/10(10 votes)

    #19 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

    S11:E9

    Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

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    4.6/10(9 votes)

    #20 - Bite Me, Supreme Court

    S11:E13

    Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    4.7/10(11 votes)

    #21 - People Who Love Peepholes

    S9:E2

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

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    4.7/10(15 votes)

    #22 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    S12:E2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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    4.7/10(10 votes)

    #23 - For Whom the Booty Calls

    S12:E11

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    4.8/10(11 votes)

    #24 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    S9:E5

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

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    4.8/10(10 votes)

    #25 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    S9:E7

    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Not in My Mouth!" is the worst rated episode of "Two and a Half Men". It scored 3.9/10 based on 10 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 2/20/2012. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The War Against Gingivitis".