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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 2

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 2!

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 1 - Back Off, Mary Poppins
    7.5/10(15 votes)

    #1 - Back Off, Mary Poppins

    S2:E1

    Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

    Directors:Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
    7.1/10(15 votes)

    #2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    S2:E2

    Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

    Directors:Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
    Writers:Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 - A Bag Full of Jawea
    7.2/10(13 votes)

    #3 - A Bag Full of Jawea

    S2:E3

    Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

    Directors:Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
    7.4/10(14 votes)

    #4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra

    S2:E4

    Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 5 - Bad News from the Clinic?
    6.6/10(14 votes)

    #5 - Bad News from the Clinic?

    S2:E5

    Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

    Directors:Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 6 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    #6 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

    S2:E6

    Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
    6.5/10(13 votes)

    #7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    S2:E7

    Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
    6.8/10(16 votes)

    #8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    S2:E8

    Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 9 - Yes, Monsignor
    6.9/10(13 votes)

    #9 - Yes, Monsignor

    S2:E9

    When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.

    Directors:Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
    6.8/10(13 votes)

    #10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater

    S2:E10

    Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    S2:E11

    After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 - A Lungful of Alan
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #12 - A Lungful of Alan

    S2:E12

    Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

    Directors:Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
    Writer:Eddie Gorodetsky

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 13 - Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)
    7.4/10(14 votes)

    #13 - Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)

    S2:E13

    After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    #14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

    S2:E14

    The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.

    Directors:Lee Aronsohn, Pamela Fryman, Chuck Lorre
    Writer:Don Foster